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Shadowplay: the old woman is financially secure..will pay 100 bucks more for the master bedroom and will take care of all her own stuff and seems very reliable
Bill Clinton: I bet she will
UnseenK ([k]): shadow, but she's old...that's kinda weird dude
Shadowplay: the japanese chick can only pay 40 bucks less of her half and doesnt seem as reliable
Bill Clinton: but is more bangable?
Truthiness: convince her to smoke outside or something
Win Laik Pya: this IS a delemna
Shadowplay: im not here to fuck chicks, im here to have a roof over my head in 7 days
Truthiness: ^ wrong
Bill Clinton: oh
Win Laik Pya: ^^false
UnseenK ([k]): PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT
UnseenK ([k]): AND YOU CAN HAVE A ROOF AND BANG A HOT ASIAN
Shadowplay: i did that for ten years
Bill Clinton: pwnd
S.Tiger: Banged a hot asian?
Shadowplay: didnt turn out so well
Shadowplay: yes
S.Tiger: Oh.
Shadowplay: my current "roommate"
Bill Clinton: pics or it didnt happen
S.Tiger: Dude, you activated her trap card.
S.Tiger: That's why.
UnseenK ([k]): it's hard enough to find an asian, let alone bang her for 10 years
Bill Clinton lost it
Win Laik Pya: i love how
Shadowplay: its not hard to find an asian in california
Bill Clinton: thanks Tigre
Win Laik Pya: they always act surprised
UnseenK ([k]): oh, true that shadow
Bill Clinton: thanks a lot
Win Laik Pya: when they activate trap cards
Mr. Bubbles: ;o
Shadowplay: just one who isnt a whorebag
Win Laik Pya: like it doesn't happen every fucking game
Mr. Bubbles: rofl
Win Laik Pya: go with the cougar
Win Laik Pya: bang her anyway
Bill Clinton: ^^^^^^^^^^^^Comment: Kotakuites Steam chat
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