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#260100* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Ego> I thought I was doing pretty well at cheerleading tryouts until all those class rings fell out of my vagina. =/ |
#259943* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<donbueno> how do you say spanish in bacon? |
#259691* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<seats> im pointing out that your fw rule matches all that
<seats> i cant attempt to explain that without seeing all your rules
<centosian> I'll PM them to you
<brian> centosian, you can paste to a pastebin also...it will be better than pasting to IRC
* Viza recommends pastebin too
<centosian> pasting in a PM to seats
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#259688* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<nor3> i just had the craziest dream
<curson> did it involve balls touching? those are kind of creepy, the rest is mainly just good fun ;) |
#259309* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
vic> let's see how long we can go without crossing the line
john> I couldn't help myself. the way that toddler was bending over like that...
<vic> i'll be the sting ray and you be steve irwin--put your sack in my mouth and imitate his death
<john> 3 seconds a new best! |
#259275* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
*** #littleBoys ***
<@ChrisHansen> Watch this.
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<Tommy32> OMG. It's Chris Hansen!
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<ShiftyBob|away> OMG. It's Chris Hansen!
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<Ander123> THERE AREN'T REALLY BROWNIES!
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<@ChrisHansen> ???
<@ChrisHansen> Back to what I was GOING to do...
* ChrisHansen tells you to have a seat.Comment: Suddenly, pedophiles. Thousands of them.
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#259257* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<lumberjack> I'm diving into python now.
* lumberjack dives into python
<DammitCoetzee> I dove in to python once long ago in my youth
* DammitCoetzee makes a dramatic entrance, his peg leg tapping on the floor
<DammitCoetzee> AND THIS IS WHAT I FOUND IN THOSE TREACHOROUS WATERS
* DammitCoetzee waves his peg arm wildly in the air
* DammitCoetzee trembles in fear
<DammitCoetzee> alas, i indented one line to far
<DammitCoetzee> and all hell broke loose
* DammitCoetzee lets out a small whimper
<DammitCoetzee> when I came to my arm and leg were gone
<DammitCoetzee> all that was left was a melted case
* DammitCoetzee sighs
<DammitCoetzee> all that was left...
<lumberjack> yay syntax errors |
#259237* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Axoren: why doesn't my pen write?
Eff Bawmb: because that's my penisComment: Owned.
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#259238* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
VulcanJaded: hitler put everyone into neat little circles
VulcanJaded: if we tried to put people in squares
VulcanJaded: it would take all fucking day
InfernalTempestX: no...
InfernalTempestX: it would make a circle |
#259236* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
haxpwnhax: penis
dongsftw: lol |
#259230* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Axoren: So gAmmA, how small is it?
Eff Bawmb: bow chicka bow wow
gAmmA: ur attention span?
gAmmA: about 1nm
Axoren: lolComment: The True Version Of #259226
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#258722* (?/49) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<racer> it's time we taught that annoying israeli (aka Vloody) a lesson!
<iBh|123> indeed
*** Joins: Vloody (vloody@***.net.il)
*** Joins: hitler (adolf@***.de)
<racer> \o
<iBh|123> \0
<BuurVrouw> \o
<cuky> \o
<xenic> \o
<mae> \o
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#258459* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
maddii: Hey, know who likes Feel Good Inc?
griffdude: me
maddii: and...
griffdude: you
maddii: and...
griffdude: aint nothin but mammals
griffdude: :)
maddii: so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel?
griffdude: yes.Comment: msn conversation.
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#258452* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
griffdude: ...and when you restart firefox the new ad-blocker add-on will be there.
griffdude: no more ads
maddii: thank jesus.
griffdude: your welcome.
griffdude: :)
griffdude: btw I'm jesus.Comment: msn conversation. I'm 'maddii'
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#258432* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[22:50] <hehman> a is for akirunyang b is for banned
[22:50] <@STEVEHOLT> what
[22:50] <@STEVEHOLT> the fuc
[22:50] <@STEVEHOLT> is
[22:50] <@STEVEHOLT> akirunyang |
#258226* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
vtiqjoxfk skzdjtcf mptdixak tkxmubw ivgdb kzysnf vyrzComment: ptyxkm mhxug
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#258192* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<bobby>Hey dude! im watching porn!
<Phil>Aren't your parents home?
<bobby>yup
<Phil>...and they're just letting you?
<bobby>hey, my parents are just glad that im interested in girls
<Phil>...but you're not
<bobby>yea, well its not lesbian porn, now is it? |
#257651* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
ruide: so to summarize
ruide: youre telling me people actually have tried fucking trees b4
ruide: not just a shitty joke..?
PH1lter: well im not %100 sure but i think so
ruide: thats fucked man. a tree has to be the least sexy thing i can think of
ruide: youd have better luck with a bag full of yogurt or something
PH1lter: im sure its been done too
ruide: wtf |
#256862* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
SuperJew!?: FUCKING COLD STARTS
SuperJew!?: ><
Squidney: its snowing here
SuperJew!?: i meant
SuperJew!?: nvmComment: Firefox coldstarts suck...
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#256672* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Alex> so I have a new hobby
<Alex> I enjoy answering the missed connections on Craigs list
<Alex> as the person that it was written too
<Alex> and saying that I think you were talking about mee
<Alex> and saying that the reason I was looking at them was a booger, something on their face, etc
<Alex> and finishing the email stating that the person in the writer wanted is gay |
#256485* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ilanbg> ah, voting with the absentee ballot now
<ilanbg> wtf, I need a stamp to mail this in?
<celeste> um, yeah
<ilanbg> I thought we abolished the Jim Crowe laws by now...
<ilanbg> wha?
<ilanbg> it's total socioeconomic segregation, man
<ilanbg> what about those of us that can't afford stamps?
<ilanbg> what, now we're not good enough to vote?
<ilanbg> ; /
<ilanbg> in place of the stamp, I'm just going to write "you racist hicks can suck this"
<celeste> hahahahahahaha
<ilanbg> just doing my part to preserve our democra |
#256422* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Polp was kicked from #science by BiWizard [Dont get smart] |
#255943* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
-!- BlueFusion [BlueFusion@PurpleSurge-82A5D5C6.static.sa.chariot.net.au] has joined #spp
-!- THINGS [lpfthings@B09AE8EC.8032809D.59CD9F51.IP] has joined #spp
< BlueFusion> INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY FOR THE EPIC WIN GUISE, YOU MUST USE CAPS LOCK OR FEAR PUNISHMENT BY THE IRCOPS AND THE INTERNET POLICE!!11!!11!!!!111ONE!!
-!- mode/#SPP [+b *!*@PurpleSurge-82A5D5C6.static.sa.chariot.net.au] by Sleepcatty
-!- BlueFusion was kicked from #SPP by Sleepcatty [Caps makes kittens cry, so now you die! (100% Caps)]
< THINGS> GUISE, ITS INTERNATIONAL CAPS DAY, TALK CAPS OR U BE HUNTED DOWN BY TEH COPS!
-!- mode/#SPP [+b *!*@B09AE8EC.8032809D.59CD9F51.IP] by Dratini927--sleep--
-!- THINGS was kicked from #SPP by Dratini927--sleep-- [???? Too Many Caps you Moron. (100% Caps) Kick Number 23973 ????]
< NYLA> GUYS, ITS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY WWW.CAPSLOCKDAY.COM....
-!- mode/#SPP [+b *!*@PurpleSurge-FE36A3DE.netvigator.com] by Sleepcatty
-!- NYLA was kicked from #spp by Sleepcatty [Pwease dun advertise. :<]Comment: LPF RAIDS #SPP ON INTL CAPS LOCK DAY OCT 22ND 2008
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#255707* (?/47) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Elcran> Power Rangers? Pink ranger = hot
<Elcran> old one tho
<mixster> Elcran: The Pink Ranger was played by a man when helmet was on
<Elcran> no wait really?
<Rubix> LOLComment: /server irc.freenode.net /j #srl
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<Jordan> No! Give that back!
<Ryan> That's what she said!
<Jordan>... Oh god you fucking pervert |
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