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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 41 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 59.4% chance of being approved.

#274063* (?/41) ⚐Flag
<Splinton> you know that joke about refusing to eat eggs due to them technically being chicken abortions?
<Emma> I do now. Ew.
<Splinton> well i'd been giving it some thought
<Emma> Oh crap, this is going to be bad.
<Splinton> when you give a blowjob, you're technically eating MILLIONS of unborn babies!
<Emma> ...You have just ruined blowjobs for me. Enjoy your hand.
<Splinton> FUCK!
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