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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 34 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 40% chance of being approved.

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Common conversation between LetThereBeRock (he's the man) and his friend (we'll call her the woman).
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Man: "I like eggs."
Woman: "NO YOU DONT."
Man: "Uhh... yes i do."
Woman: "I have a vagina, you dont."
Woan: "So you dont like eggs."
Man: "Are you frickin kidding me?"
Woman: "Dont make this a big deal."
Man: "YOU JUST SAID"
Woman: "im not talking to you."
Man: "oh im sorry."
Woman: "you should be."
Man: "FOR WHAT"
Woman: "For what you did"
Man: "BUT YOURE THE ONE"
Woman: "i have a vagina"
Man: "FUCK THIS."
Woman: "Dont swear in a ladys presence."
Man: "FINE. FUCK YOU."
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LetThereBeRock: I swear to  god, thats mostly how it happens.Comment: Seriously... This happened.
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