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This quote has been fermenting for 16 years and has been voted on 28 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 49.2% chance of being approved.

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>ewow< ok so theres a boy and a girl they are going out and on the phone, the girl is trying to get the boy excited.
girlfriend: baby..i wanna be in your bed doing stuff to you.
girlfriend: i dont know maybe i can get under your sheets and well you know get busy down there
girlfriend: and baby i'll fuck you crazy in bed you wont wanna stop..
girlfriend: hey sexy, whatchu think?
boyfriend: im lovin' it!
girlfriend: omg sexy..
boyfriend: omg sexy what? you gotta try this new big mac at mc donalds babe!
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