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carpman: I asked another2 what would happen if a jew got swine flu. He wasn't sure.
marjin: They explode, that's why the keep those showing symptoms away from the busses in Israel. |
#300322* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[Vrooom] what would you rather own? daewoo matiz or chevrolet matiz
[Metis] a kick in the groin |
#300319* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Apocalypse> H1N1!
<welandB> That's just God failing at Pandemic II.
<welandB> Peaked too early.
<Tarazed> *snerk*Comment: #trl
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<plr> What is going on? The random page only shows the same quotes again and again! I need my fix damn it! :( |
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AneiDoru pokes Ichiruka with a Quetz covered Crusader in a Fafnir cone wrapped in doomed icing with Kale sprinkle on a Corian with deelle sprinkles and with yummy Sancdar and Serne filling
Ichiruka - Why am I being poked by this disturbing conglameration of people and frosting?
Ichiruka - its all sticky and pokey
Ichiruka - I don't like it ._.Comment: #BvS-ColbertNation
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njoxXQ Cool Adult Site for U,Comment: njoxXQ Cool Adult Site for U,
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#300314* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
James mars is simply unable to grasp the basic concept of homosexuality
slain teach her about your ways james |
#300313* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Wex: WOW, No trolls tonight
solidboss: haiku LOL
ANDREAS: ANDREAS 2
Wex: Oh, my badComment: #beginner
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#300311* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Miyu> Little_Death pulls out the effort required to
<Little_Death> Miyu: Wish i knew
<Moon_Doggy> wtf
<Rosalia> o.o
<Rosalia> The robots are talking.
<Miyu> The robots » ?
<Moon_Doggy> oh no
<Rosalia> Stop responding to me!
<Moon_Doggy> they dont like being called robots
<Moon_Doggy> its raceist
<Rosalia> Specist, if anything.
<ry> robot
<Moon_Doggy> scaryComment: miyu and little death are bots
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(carla) what are u playing
(invalid) With your mother.
(carla) my mum is dead
(invalid) Even better.
(invalid) That means the cunt can't scream rape.
(carla) idont like you at all you idiot
(invalid) I don't recall asking you to like me.
(carla) your mama so stuiped she sat in front of a ford for hours just because it said focus
(invalid) carla; Coherency isn't your strong point, eh?
(carla) not my fault i got spelling problems
(invalid) Maybe you should dig your mother up and tell her to teach you all over again. |
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A: hell no! IM A FUCKING ANT-EATER
B: im and eater eater
B: i eat things that eat things
B: seeing as your an ant eater i should probz eat you
A: not if i eat you first
B: EAT WAR!!Comment: EAT WAR!!!!!!!
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<ENKI-][> robots can't really have sex anyway
<ENKI-][> so, no loss
<Moon_Doggy> are you sure enki-][
<Moon_Doggy> 2 bots come to gether to program another bot
<ENKI-][> Moon_Doggy: no. i figure that one day, toobparts, Miyu, Little_Death, and ljrbot will manage to figure out how to have an orgy
<ENKI-][> and they will have two beautiful children: Nathaniel and SuperFly
<ENKI-][> and the world will be their burrito
<Moon_Doggy> lmaoComment: #anime
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<Starsinger> Man... Celine Dion is such a windbag
<Isamu> I'd touch her
<Fax> Celine Dion?
<Isamu> innappropriately
<Fax> you sick fuckComment: irc.vision-irc.net #bvs-colbertnation
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drew: omg
drew: finally
drew: i have tried all the stupid combinations of all that stuff
drew: i cannot fully explain to you how many times I have typed the word penis in the last few days >_< |
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Arakiel: legos rock band...
Arakiel: what will they not go after?
Stygian: nothing is sacred
Arakiel: obviously
Arakiel: but it has to be asked then
Arakiel: where are the michael jackson lego kits
Stygian: no no no no no no
Arakiel: theres a whole adventure to be had at neverland ranch
Arakiel: they could have the lil 6 dollar boxes of "jesus juice" adventure
Arakiel: its marketing gold
Stygian: lol |
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<Moon_Doggy> ping
<shortcircuit> pong
<Moon_Doggy> pong
<shortcircuit> | .
<Moon_Doggy> . |
<shortcircuit> \.
<Moon_Doggy> '\
<shortcircuit> L`
<Moon_Doggy> ĺ
<Moon_Doggy> hmm
<shortcircuit> \`
<Hank_el-Bashir> ...
<Moon_Doggy> -}
<shortcircuit> X .
<shortcircuit> crap. I got shot.
<Moon_Doggy> lol |
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<Maali> i just hurt my ribs from a sudden burp |
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<floorislava> i can't bend my index finger cause of this jesus bandaid
<Ceciltron> jesus owns
<Golden315> jesus now owns your finger
<Ceciltron> he is stopping you from masturbating
<Golden315> you can never masturbate with that hand again |
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<@Rosalia> Nanobot: Dom or sub?
<@Nanobot> What's a dom?Comment: #anime
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(anonymised)
<someone> DMA can read from anything on the main bus.
<jlkwher> except for GBA SRAM... because it only has an 8-bit bus
<someone> Yeah that's true :c
<asfhfdh> your mom is so large, she has to use a 32bit busComment: #dsdev irc.blitzed.org
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<Azurechat> FEELS SO GOOD AROUND MY DICK GIRL-!
<Azurechat> FEELS SO GOOD AROUND MY PHALLUS FEMALE-!
<LHoT10820> Azurechat: You're putting the hyphen in the wrong spot.
<LHoT10820> FEELS SO GOOD AROUND MY DICK-GIRL!
<LHoT10820> FEEL SO GOOD AROUND MY PHALLUS-FEMALE! |
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<willfisher>I was in the Bee Gees once
<willfisher>I was the black one. |
#300275* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* jdingman opened the .pot file and started smoking it
< waclaw> jdingman\a: watch out for your .mo |
#300274* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* jdingman opened the .pot file and started smoking it
02:55 < waclaw> jdingman\a: watch out for your .mo |
#300273* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Nebs> How many questions do you have to ask to get to the center of a person?
* tehfishman has kicked Nebs from #byah (one if that person is a chanop) |
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