QDB: Quote #300251
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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 30 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 52.3% chance of being approved.

#300251* (?/30) ⚐Flag
themadkitty: dunno cos now there's a meeting across from me that can't move anywhere else
themadkitty: the rest of the crowd are being chatty noisy bitches
themadkitty: the crackers downstairs aren't much better
themadkitty: and in the long run i'm going to kill everyone with nothing but ducttape and chewing gum
themadkitty: so McGyver gets blamed for it
xxxxxx: McGyver usually also needs a stapple, you'd get caught
themadkitty: nah ducttape and chewing gum only.. the staple only happens if he's prepared
xxxxxx: oh
themadkitty: and this has to look like an accidental McGyverism gone horridly wrongComment: On YM discussing why open plan offices are painful
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