<Travis> dang IRC is still laggin like a *****
<FoH> and stars are mighty lagged, being light years away
<Pen> bool b;
<Pen> [...]
<Pen> if (b.ToString().length < 5) {...}
<Amanda> aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahaha
<Amanda> Who wrote that?
<Pen> indians
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<@Rjx> dbguy
<@Rjx> I wonder what sort of person identifies with databases so strongly as to use them in a nick
<pgp> i had an out-of-your-mom's body experience, followed by an in-your-mom's body experience, and then repeated those things in a rapid cycle
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<mib_a1mlh> im a new buhdist and was wondering what should i focus on
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<@urgen> focus on staying longer...
<@urgen> either that or spelling
< ChOwToo> elle, did you really understand the augmented Turing machine argument the other day in that other channel? Or were you just pretending?
<@elle> what?
* ChOwToo feels relieved
<@jpn> "Most UK radio stations are now having to censor the word 'sex' in the line 'birthday sex' replacing 'sex' with the word 'ssh' making it say 'birthday ssh'. This change has occured quite recently as orignally radio stations were free to play the uncensored version."
<@WorstQEvr> do you get birthday ssh when you turn port 22
< toi> I could be trying harder
< toi> should probably update my resume, too
< toi> if anyone calls, I painted a fence for you in '03
<RadRac> what is wrong with my life!
<RadRac> My boyfriend found my bra in the bag he brought to football practice
<RadRac> and the coach of the varsity is now wearing it as a hat
<pheand_> talking to my mother is like getting a back rub from Edward Scissorhands
Psi: and when we went down to the place where they serve food, i noticed 1 guy who i am willing to call a friend standing in the corner, as if he was hiding, when i was getting some coke from a table near wherehe was, i asked him what was up, he told me 'trust me, youd wanna stand here too, oh and dont eat any of the food' then he asked me if i wanted a shot of bourbon in my coke, so i just assumed he was drunk at the moment, and went and sat down near my dad. then this old dude sits down beside me, i look at him and he just very creepily smiled back, so i went and stood by my friend. that was when i noticed you could see into the kitchen from where he was standing. and THAT was when i noticed they were not only reusing disposable plates and food people didnt eat. the kitchen staff was going as far as to pick the shit out of a garbage bin to re use it.
Psi: i decided to take that shot of bourbon he offered.
<Sohcahtoa> I have decided that I much prefer to develop using OpenGL than Direct3D
<Sohcahtoa> OpenGL code just feels so much cleaner.
<Fandang0-> what are you developing
<Sohcahtoa> So far, nothing, really. Just learning the API.
<TeamR> a girl simulator
<zokum> a girl simulator? that'd be 1% opengl code for it to look photo realistic, the rest will have to be fuzzy logic and random routies, and of course, a memory module that records all errors
<Kyle_> If I showed this technology to people 10 years ago they would think I was from the future.
<Aforwolf> ANNA
<Aforwolf> ANNA
<Aforwolf> COME HERE
<Aforwolf> I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING FANTASTIC
<kinganna> ?
<Aforwolf> if we speak in a code
<Aforwolf> where we change every letter to the next letter of the alphabet
<Aforwolf> anna becomes
<Aforwolf> boob
<kinganna> I think we should stop being friends.
<Xagor> mexico legalized drugs for personal use
<Xagor> time for them to be on the receiving end of illegal immigration =P
Riomerc: The only problem with it is that it's an eco-smart community
Riomerc: And anything with the words "Ecological", "Green" or "Environmentalist" and any combination and permutation therein, plus the word "Smart" "Intelligent" or "Friendly" and any comination or permutation therein makes me want to extract my eyes from their orbits with a rusted spork, rape them, and then stick my dick in an oven and slam the door on it until it either burns to a crisp, gets so much damage that it falls off or I black out from pain.
PaperStrike: D:
Riomerc: And, of course, it would be a low-star-rated oven, so I could put a dent in their bullshit whilst I'm mutiliating myself.
<farts> fuck what rednecks think
<farts> they're drones
<farts> mulch them
<farts> and use their bones for ivory dildos for the non-ugle
<rmaly_05> man i need ur help
<segin11> with what?
<rmaly_05> i m trying to put condom on my penis
<segin11> WTF
<rmaly_05> but the foreskin of my penis is not coming back
<AlexExtreme> is there any way to make other members of your team not take the powerups on UT single player? ><
<froggey> yes, enable friendly fire and shoot them
<ehird> erm, presumably two processes have a reason to talk
<ehird> or are you writing "blind date OS"
<vartopia> you're not an alcoholic til you're drinking nail polish and listerine
<vartopia> that you shoplifted
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<~firez> nothing beat irc in bed tho
<~firez> or the instant moment you wake up
<&Adorable> Laptop > DS
<~firez> i dont have a laptop
<&Adorable> I do
<&Adorable> What I don't have; however, is my mother telling me to get off the computer because 11PM is past my bedtime :D
<~firez> lol
<~firez> i do
<&Adorable> I know :/
<fahadsadah> "Free delivery on orders over £25 when collecting in store" < asda.co.uk
<jatboy0> hello
<segin> uhh, hi?
<jatboy0> what is use of grep
<segin> Have you read the grep manual?
<jatboy0> yes
<segin> Do you understand English?
<jatboy0> yes
<segin> Then what is the problem?