<Nick> knuck
<knuck> what
<Nick> do you have a fossil museum near you?
<Nick> I know there's like over 100 collections or someting in Brazil, so I Was curious.
<MonopolyMan> i have a fossil museum in my animal crossing town if that helps
<~Chokehold> man
<~Chokehold> I love this torrent site sometimes
<~Chokehold> it just helped me prank this douche
<~ZeraDaMan> lol
<~Chokehold> some guy has been asking for this norwegian movie on DC++ all fucking day
<~Chokehold> so I'm like "fine, I'll help you look"
<~Chokehold> I found the nfo for the specific release he wanted
<~Chokehold> ..then I downloaded Big.Big.Babes.30.XXX.DVDRip.XVID-DFA
<~Chokehold> and renamed it a little bit
<~Chokehold> ...and tinkered with the nfo and sfv file
<~Chokehold> and remove sample :3
--- 11 minutes later ---
<~Chokehold> oh, the guy's back online
<~Chokehold> most likely he figured out what I did there
<CShadowRun> windows keeps telling me i might be a victim of software counterfeiting :(
<CShadowRun> i don't think of myself as a victim, more of a benificiary
<Artifice> Whoever reminded me of bash.org: Fuck you, I just wasted 2 hours, and I'm not done yet
<ChromosFel|WoW> i can't see how people feel they can judge WoW without even playing it
<Z-Ramm> i can't see how people feel they can judge crack users without even trying it
<tyranny12> and i quote the television: 'Foster's. Get some Australian in you. <pause, woman's voice comes on> Am I pregnant?'
[Talaxia] you fucking nerd
[Fugue] no room to talk, hypocrite
[Talaxia] stfu
[Arilla] You just called someone a nerd, at 3 in the morning, on a video game, on a character named after a planet from star trek.
[Talaxia] ....
Talaxia has gone offline.
ilikeanime12: lol universal is making an Asteroids movie
MDidget: ...
MDidget: why?
ilikeanime12: I don't know
ilikeanime12: but hey
ilikeanime12: at least there is no plot for them to fuck up
ilikeanime12: unless they don't have an asteroid and a space ship in the movie
ilikeanime12: in which case yeah they fucked up
Jason: need to buy a few things
Jason: 1, set of goalie gears (most expensive... need to spend time shop around.. would cost $600+ brand new)
Jason: 2, hockey bags (prolly can get what i want for 20 bucks. just need to make sure size is big enough)
Jason: 3, my mom's spoon rack
Me-MSN: why do you need to buy that?
Me-MSN: doesn't your mom already have a nice rack?
Jason: she's asian
<@baka> anyone here ever eaten sushi off a naked woman?
<Sloshed> no thanks
<@baka> i'm intrigued
<@Sadrak> I'd volunteer to do the dishes
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me
Esmé: fuck, I need to play some more of this RL game. I looked out the window, saw a rainbow, and thought "shit, not another skittles commercial"
<Strengths> I have this huge zit on the side of my nose :/
<subcontinental> Paint it gold or silver and it'll look like a peircing
<Strengths> that's ... brilliant!
<~mooodi> you know how some people are wearing one white glove as a tribute to MJ?
<~mooodi> we should all grow billy mayes beards
<ambulance> so I have an amusing trojan that opens a command prompt ever 12 hours and links me to 'macho man' on youtube
<ambulance> I think I'll keep it
Carly: Hmm... I was wondering what that sound was... and why my leg was getting wet
[+Knoeki] think eating poo is disgusting?
[sZam] only when im sober yea
[Leshok] "having sex is like making fractions, its improper when the larger ones on top"
[&quazy] but how else would they reach a whole
[@pezdispenser] i have no idea where i put my wallet
[@pezdispenser] i distinctly remember putting it down somewhere last night and thinking 'i'm never going to find that in the morning'
[@pezdispenser] at least i was right
<Cronos> Farrah Fawcett dies, and goes to Heaven.
<Cronos> God says to her "You've been such a good sport, I'll let you have one wish."
<Cronos> She wishes for all the children of the world to be safe.
<Cronos> Michael Jackson appears beside her.
<Cronos> God says to Michael "You've also been a good sport for this, you may have a wish as well."
<Cronos> He wishes not to be black in Heaven.
<Cronos> Billy Mays shows up beside him with a bottle of Oxiclean
<@Elleo> we should invent a dance called the Mersenne Twist
<@Elleo> where you just move about randomly
<@Elleo> but with an even distribution
<MmmBacon> When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.
<MmmBacon> "Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!"
<MmmBacon> Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..."
<MmmBacon> Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"
<MmmBacon> Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."
<MmmBacon> "Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah.
<R0b0t1> "Honestly I think all those people who say Bin Laden has weapons of mass destruction are stupid. Destroying mass is against the laws of thermodynamics!"
<leymoo> ...
<leymoo> you sir, win the award of the "biggest groan I'll do today" competition
<@|silicon> When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
<@tom> Flava Flav, a reality television star, stopped by to see Michael Jackson's family at their compound in Encino about 4 p.m. today but left shortly afterward.
<@markbach> they needed him to determine the time of death