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<abiff> I don't like beer in cans
<abiff> That's why I drink it |
#300886 (62/248) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nyef> Is the measure of a writers' ability to not mix past, present, and future called "tensile strength"? |
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<Dave2> I wonder if it's normal for me to frequently swear at, shake my fist at, and give the middle finger to an inanimate object.
<awilcox> Dave2, your penis? |
#300884 (21/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Coldhak> par for #anime is to expect a response after 25 minutes (length of an episode) |
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Maxnice27: dude
Maxnice27: u there ??
Maxnice27: need counsel
JimBastard: sup
JimBastard: type "~" to access the console |
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Noopn Ale: 100MB left on the download
misterj: yeah, mine is done
Noopn Ale: Damn, you rolling with Comcast too?
misterj: what? naw, charter
Noopn Ale: Charter? Really? My GF told me that shit was horrible
misterj: well, she also told you your dick was big
Noopn Ale: :'( |
#300867 (167/361) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Thadd> I'm mormon
<Thadd> in the sense I stockpile assault weapons and have sex with teenage girls
<Thadd> other than that I'm an atheistComment: #arc-nova.org on DarkMyst IRC
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#300865 (97/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MonopolyMan> man i havent even talked in here in days jeez
<Thadd> too busy fapping
<KillaB> powerfapping
<Thadd> he reminds me of a hermit crab
<Thadd> how one arm is bigger than the other |
#300852 (41/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ranc0r> IT Rule: When Symantec buys a product, it goes to shit. |
#300849 (263/469) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MunInFull> So I've got an mp3 of Biggie's Mesmerize as my ringtone? I was at a bodega buying tamales this morning, it went off, and this little cholo thug just started dancing in line, told me to keep that bitch waiting because this was a good song. Afterwards, we fistbumped. I felt ethnic. |
#300835 (346/462) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pryoidain> It's bad when I'm watching a porno and I suddenly realize "Hey, I know this song. It was in that other porno." |
#300826 (42/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
***Kenny Duehit just came from his networking class
Kenny Duehit: as of now we talk in TCP
Kenny Duehit: tonight will be epic
Carl Sagan: what do you have?
Kenny Duehit: I'm going to talk with betty and say I'd like some sexy time, with a URG flag
Carl Sagan: So youll get to cut infront of the line of all the other guys?
Carl Sagan: :P
Carl Sagan: ;)
Kenny Duehit: damn
***Kenny Duehit walked right into that one |
#300825 (138/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@stoner> well, hillbillies say they aren't indifferent towards education
<@stoner> but that's probably just because they don't know what either of those words mean :P |
#300820 (2/400) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Dave: what's the site
Dave: that if someone asks about something
Dave: it types in the subject into google for you
Dave: showing you how to do it
... Time passes ...
Dave: who would have ever thought that it's called
Dave: let me google that for you |
#300914 (182/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< jus> hulk aspergers
< jus> you wouldnt like me WHEN IM IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS |
#300469 (112/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* bendertiger has quit IRC (Quit: )
* KaylaKitsune has quit IRC (Quit: Cut the chain of lies, I've been beating and beating and beating myself)
* Sypress has quit IRC (Quit: When two people dream the same dream, it-OMGWTFBBQ)
<zeta> The three styles of quit messages.
<zeta> The simple quit, The emo quit, and the lol quit. |
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AstralFire> I am horrified and amused. On the other side of the highway by my house, there is a horse farm. Waiting on the light to change, I realized I was behind a small sedan with a horse-themed license plate that reads "PWNIES." |
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ElandurGGG: That'd be sweet if right before the new president got sworn in, the old president was getting sworn out in some dark dungeon, where he'll be locked up chained to a wall until he starves to death.
ElandurGGG: That'd be a SWEET tradition.
EstherMeowMix: hahha
ElandurGGG: And people could come see him whenever, and give him food.
ElandurGGG: And the judgement of how good the president was is based on how long people keep coming to feed him.
EstherMeowMix: yeah
ElandurGGG: How long it takes until everyone just loses interest and stops visiting.
EstherMeowMix: wow that's some sadistic shit
ElandurGGG: I think it's the best thing I've ever written. |
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<Shadders> God is within Yourself
<Mike> then I hope He likes tacos, because tonight its what He's getting |
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<zach[w]> You know, I really think the phrase "Wookiees can load their bowcasters with both standard and explosive-tipped quarrels.[citation needed]" is a perfect description of Wikipedia. |
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<will_smith> gay people shouldn't be able to use the same bathroom as me
<Merihell{CD}> you shouldn't be able to use the same bathroom as anyone else
<will_smith> no really think about it
<will_smith> if gay men are able to use the same bathroom as me
<Merihell{CD}> it would turn them straight?
<will_smith> i should be able to use the same bathroom as women
<Merihell{CD}> and turn them gay? |
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<flame> who packs a knife when going out?
<realfan> its default
<realfan> in cs
<realfan> :)) |
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<Alter-Ego> what you should do cougem is knock the girl out with all the drugs and stuff
<Alter-Ego> then put her balls in her mouth
<+Asestorian> ...
<%cougem> ...
<Alter-Ego> and get someone to take a photo
<+Asestorian> what
<%cougem> ...
<%cougem> Alter-Ego have u ever seen a naked girl |
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<Negi`> one time I proved heine-borel for R^n by proving tychonoff's theorem in the finite case and my grader said, "Well how do you know it works for R^n" without realize I proved it for a more general case
<enigmo> good story
<purplepenguins> cool story, bro!
<Negi`> wanna hear a better one, engimo
<enigmo> yes
<Negi`> I fucked your mom in the butt last night |
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< cunt^chocula> I think there will be Michael Jackson sightings the way there are Elvis sightings now |
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