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<&Brat> So, I had an awkward moment this morning.
<&Brat> My dad found one of the pairs of panties that I keep lying around to dress up in sometimes, but this in itself wasn't why it was so awkward
<@TeTarga> They where wet?
< centaur> He tried them on?
<&Brat> I had had Emily over late a couple of days before New Years and we spent the night up in my quarters watching movies. Now, Emily is only just a little bit bigger than I am so it's plausible that the panties were hers, and that's what I think he assumed
<&Brat> And he thinks we had sex when she was over
< centaur> lol score.
<&Brat> So he handed them over and said "I found this in your laundry basket... good job son"
< centaur> He is like yay, you're not gay!
<@TeTarga> Hahahaha
<&Brat> It was just totally awkward. I wasn't sure what he was talking about for a second and then he said "Yeah, I used to take trophies too"
<&Brat> And I was like "oh yeah, totally" and came back upstairs with them
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