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#4015 (170/302) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial english in 3rd grade
<Gunny> 85% of the CS community hasn't made it to the 3rd grade |
#4014 (-1/243) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Alamias> So, how is things with you Waldo?
<Joshua> things are just things
<Joshua> kicked a midterm's ass
<Joshua> tire
<Joshua> *tired
<Alamias> Cool.. I always hated midterms
<Lexx> isnt that a pregnant lady? |
#4013 (127/287) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Joshua> how's the recording going?
<Joshua> or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much as of late...
<Lexx> like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building
<Joshua> umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the badger?
<Lexx> they were both stillborn
<Lexx> as were their parents
<Alamias> Sounds like my sex life
<Joshua> wow... |
#4012 (81/233) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Gallant> what's the point of programmin C/C++ if your goal is to make readable code? |
#4008 (119/293) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<evil-guru> if the Bible says Pi equals 3, the Pi must equal 3
<j-la> Thou shalt not reckon in decimals. |
#4004 (125/297) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Tony> a hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a long lasting relationship..priceless. There are some things money can buy, for everything else, theres blackmail. |
#4003 (-1/269) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Nazke|du> Your ass is russian, in other words its cold and only inviting to women with beards. |
#3999 (91/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Veers> Welcome to insomnia, Tony. Even Masturbation won't work right. |
#3998 (152/346) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Donitz> Do you like waffles?! Do you like Nazi propaganda?! Then do we have the restaraunt for you! |
#3995 (82/219) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Donitz> Sleep! From Blamco! Its kinda like dying - but without the commitment! |
#3993 (15/217) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* DAEMON watches the most expensive videos on mtv
<SkiTz> the most expensive is bound to be a Michael Jackson clip.
<DAEMON> it costs a lot to buy small children on the black market for his dressing room |
#3992 (0/248) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Matt> so much hostility
<Spike> for such a tiny little hole |
#3991 (0/211) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DAEMON> marked by circumcision
<DAEMON> hm, that sounds like a Steven Segal movie |
#3990 (6/299) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Lowtax> Command and Conquer? Is that being the movie with Regis & kathy Lee? |
#3985 (22/217) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<scummo> I was saying "eat a dick" even then, trying to get good grades by drawing pictures of shoes
<scummo> a tradition I keep up even today
<scummo> the 4.0 on the 15-page paper about the importance of midgets and dwarfs in film has to be my crown jewel |
#3984 (114/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[11:29] *** kiwix is now known as kiwiGF
[11:34] *** kiwiGF is now known as kiwix
<mightyflo> that was quick. |
#3979 (-1/307) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(AngelGrl) unix sounds like lego.. am i right? |
#3976 (3/185) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company, being married and having 4 kids
<therioman> which i will ensure doesn't happen
<therioman> i shall barricade myself with 45U racks |
#3975 (121/290) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> my first BBS name ever, when I was something like 11 years old, was pothead.
<ScumDog> except that I was named after a local band, and had no idea what an actual "pothead" was
<ScumDog> so people were always like "Rahhh! 420 4-ever!!!" and I had no clue what they were talking about |
#3974 (11/247) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[OutLore ] horray! my crossover cable worked! putting ends on is easy....
[madwoota ] if you have a crimper :P
[OutLore ] took me 45 for the first one, 5 for the second.. :)
[madwoota ] cat5 ends take < 10 seconds
[OpsuPup ] but you're l33t woota
[OpsuPup ] how could OutLore possibly hope to compete with you?
[madwoota ] i know, it's tough, but someone has to be this good |
#3973 (25/228) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad?
<suds> i dunno
<suds> maybe cuz all the chicas at the club were so underage it was like walkin into jail
*** suds has some standards
<suds> noone under 18
<suds> now that i'm 22
<Ouroboros> I only have 2 standards.
<Ouroboros> A left one and a right one. |
#3972 (35/201) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #sandstorm
� �*** Topic is 'http://media.sub-sonix.net:8008 all sandstorm, all the time... for 60 days until the RIAA starts charging' |
#3970 (-3/320) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken?
<Hostile> Would you eat chicken if it tasted like mung.
<Scofco> ...
<Scofco> what's mung?
<Hostile> It's the stuff inside of a pregnant chick i think.
<Scofco> there's lots of stuff inside pregnant chicks
<Hostile> Yeah, that's mung. |
#3969 (3/216) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<blazemore> these japanese guys walked up to me and my friend and started talking to us
<blazemore> and asking which bands we like
<blazemore> so we started naming some off but they hadn't heard of any of them
<blazemore> then i'm like "uh... guns 'n roses"
<blazemore> and they're all "oh yes, we like them very much!"
<ScumDog> you should've whistled "patience" to them
<ScumDog> as a universal message of love
<ScumDog> it transcends the spoken word |
#3947 (75/254) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me |
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