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#4134 (130/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Scofco> just because i like hairless chicks with small tits, and that are younger than me, does not make me a pedophile
<Scofco> it makes me borderline pedophile |
#4133 (86/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TURBOMEAT> arguing over musical taste is pointless, really
<ScumDog> pretty much
<TURBOMEAT> it's subjective
<mightyflo> not when you have ops. :) |
#4131 (61/237) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<prence> o
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<prence> i was supposed to be cleaning the bathroom, and i was in there and was like fuck it, ill shave my balls, so i was shaving away, i had my penis stretched out so i could get the hard to reach hairs
<prence> and my mom came in, and saw me, and was like oh im sorry and left!@##@!#@!#@!#@! she thought i was just cleaning the bathroom, but I was shaving and now i cant look her in the face, fizuck |
#4130 (3/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<djazonic> tiko: do you know how to setup a win2k's telnet server?
<JediPimp> djazonic: format c:\ ; <insert linux CD> |
#4129 (3/199) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SilverJag> babyd did you get any play yet?
<eldee> babyd gets as much play as my atari |
#4125 (0/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Scofco> my anus is itchy, and i can't scratch it, because then my hand would smell like ass |
#4123 (186/344) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HA[OffDay]Dima> one thing i learned though, never let my gf play GTA3, cause afterward she was tryin to play it IRL
<HA[OffDay]Dima> i thought i was gonna die on the way home |
#4119 (4/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* TpS has returned, cleaning shit stains off my panties. [gone:3h28m12s]
<BDawkins> party on
<Yourname> my my! you've been cleaning panties for 3 hours!!!
<Yourname> lol
<sycon> heh
<TpS> the stains were really bad |
#4118 (83/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<orange1> i think i got it figured out.
<orange1> instead of giving users a long explanation on why it won't work when they uplaod a file named "what? me worry?.doc" to their web space, we can just give them the message "this file will not work. if you read the documentation, you would know why" |
#4113 (0/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[madwoota ] stupid fucking bullshit auto aiming lock on bullshit mouse aim at guy not where hes runnign crap fuckoff cunt lick my balls 99% miss rate guys 2 metres away with a perfect head shot and misses fuckoff game |
#4111 (0/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JackTaiwn> damn u english speakers >_< |
#4110 (133/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ouroboros> Tang is as good as sex.
<ruiner> my sex isn't powdery and orange |
#4109 (-2/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** williard (~buttertop@sdn-ar-003njnbruP070.dialsprint.net) has joined #oscars
<williard> this channel should win a award for being so lame |
#4108 (6/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<reaper> I'm not racist I have colour TV :/ |
#4105 (160/306) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* dodgearse learns to need how to say somthing before thinking of it
[dodgearse] wow... that dont sound right
* dodgearse needs to learn to think about what hes going to say before saying it... |
#4102 (104/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FlipTopBox> Concatenate?
<mightyflo> its something sexual
<FlipTopBox> Concatenate can be sexual, baby.
<mightyflo> its something sexual to someone who hasn't taken a programming class |
#4099 (67/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(ALF) KMFDM: you havent blown your load in so long, the next bitch will prolly have to chew before she swallows |
#4098 (5/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<akh76> Hello, I'm "an ki hong" from Korea.
<akh76> I want to know The reason Why I'm ven
<akh76> I'm lacks a Knowledge of irc
<akh76> Thank you and I hope to get your reply back soon. |
#4097 (139/368) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> pfft... oh, well when I am dead my gravestone will simply read.. http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?search=%5Bric%5D |
#4087 (89/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<boxed> I still have the marks of her nails on my back I think :P
<jwzrd-> boxed: ahahahahah
<jwzrd-> boxed: I get marks on my chest :)
<boxed> well, that happens too
<jwzrd-> boxed++
<nightfal> I bruised my right nipple while I was sleeping 3 nights ago |
#4084 (82/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nightfal:#java> damn, this quotedb gets funnier as a function of sleep loss |
#4083 (193/458) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> puddy.. but I need to live on the internet... without p0rn I would forget what a naked woman looks like!
<[ric]> I know there are those magazine things, but hey I keep clicking [next] and the pages don't turn!
<winmutt> ric thats scares me
* winmutt looks ric up on the sexual offender listings
<[ric]> what scares me more is that it will end up in geekQuotes... (again.. sigh!)
<[ric]> what I would like to know is how come all my inspirational leaps of genius, stunning breakthroughs in code or precise observational musings don't end up in geekQuotes, just the ones that make me look like some drunken, banter merchant, goth obsessed nutter seem to make it!
* [ric] looks squarely in Jumper's direction, and taps his foot... |
#4082 (213/441) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> Jim, tsk, tsk... you're getting as bad as me :)
<JibberJim> Eh, I've never been unnatural with a goat.
<[ric]> jim... ok, almost as bad as me |
#4080 (92/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ar5WRK> Is it fucked up, to like, when she was sleeping, jerk off on her so when she would wake up she would have a mound of jizz on her body some where?
<ar5WRK> Not like i ever did that.
<ar5WRK> Just wanting to know...
<ar5WRK> ... |
#4078 (193/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mukluk> My lungs hold 650 cubic cenimeters of air. :P
<Mukluk> I know this because it was measured by a doctor. :P
<fRy-> WHAT THE FUCK? :P
<Mukluk> I was told that that's an extremely high capacity. :P
<Mukluk> I could fucking beat all of you to death. :P
<DeadRinga> with your lungs?
<z0rg> Mukluk hahahah
<Mukluk> Laugh all you like, little-lung. :P |
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