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#3791 (6/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> in some ways, I wish I could sit around picking bananas all day |
#3787 (229/415) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dst> revenge is sweet
<Dst> revenge is a dish best served cold
<Dst> ergo; revenge is ice cream
<Joshua> peanut butter is good, boobies are good, therefore boobies are peanut butter
<Dst> i like your twisted logic there
<Joshua> i like boobies. |
#3784 (202/361) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joshua> funny how sodomy and clowns are linked in my head... i'd better not investigate that any further... |
#3783 (109/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(acidxxx) phone sex isnt expensive
(acidxxx) dial 0 and start talking nasty
(acidxxx) takes them at least 45 seconds before they hang up on you
(acidxxx) "I wanna take you doggie style in this phone booth and rub your head in the chewing gum" |
#3781 (41/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@sh0x> in a free society, if you're making your animal happy, why should it be illegal |
#3780 (127/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(nexxai) I just tried to light my smoke, but I forgot to put it in my mouth, and burnt my nose :(
(nexxai) I lit the lighter, then realized the smoke was still on the desk
(nexxai) D: |
#3779 (160/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nitrifik_> black chicks scare me :|
<Slant> nitrifik_: There are scary black chicks and then there are the amazing ones.
<nitrifik_> Slant: yeah, I know, but how often do I actually see the amazing ones "IRL"?
<nitrifik_> Never!
<Slant> nitrifik_: I'm sorry, once again, where do you live? ;-)
<nitrifik_> Slant: SWEDEN |
#3777 (188/453) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> jeez... why is it the boss always walks in on me when I am typing
on irc?
<[ric]> oh, yeh.. it's because I am always typing on irc.. :) |
#3776 (79/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bin_Laden> Some English teacher got beaten to death a couple months ago.
<Morris> hahaha
<Morris> must've given an AP student a B |
#3774 (132/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrP-> that 40 days and 40 nights movie pisses me off... ohh can he go 40 days without sex? try 19 years!!!
<ine> i think there is an additional restriction regarding masturbation as well, MrP-
<kalani> LOL
<SprSamat> hrmm
<MrP-> oh |
#3770 (163/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kolby> man I am getting layed so many times this weekend
<kolby> I don't care how tired my hand gets. |
#3768 (-2/374) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<changO-> dude
<changO-> ive had 3 hot sounding bitches call here for the last 3 days with the wrong number
<changO-> what is this shit
<changO-> next time a bitch calls im gonna tell her to shut the FUCK UP and shove the phone UP THEIR CUNTT and DIE |
#3764 (85/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ric> tbh, I would like to know why only fat women who have no chance of scoring with anyone seem to see *me* as their ideal partner
<tommy_> ditto
<ric> maybe, it's my good looks, my charm, my generosity....
<ric> or perhaps it's my hat of meat... just who knows? |
#3763 (359/565) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> as the old joke goes, commodore is so bad a marketing, if they bought KFC they would rename it "warm dead bird" |
#3762 (17/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> god, damnit... wished I had never started on that gothornot.com ... I'll never get any work done now. |
#3761 (243/510) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> although.... dark makeup (check)... peircings (check)... wearing black (check)... leather & studded wristbands (check)... mad stare (check)
<[ric]> she has all the hallmarks of a good date if you ask me... now if we could just add a some mental instability and bizarre drinking habbits then we have my perfect woman |
#3757 (139/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xta-C> what's a working efnet server?
<Lord-Data> an oxymoron? |
#3756 (192/357) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ad0> I met my gf (which is here as we speak) over IRC
<Wyatt> Ad0: Are you both IRCing side-by-side?
<Ad0> almost
<Ad0> she is in the kitchen with the laptop |
#3755 (97/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tyne> ive tossed around joining places like the peace corp and green peace and the navy
<tyne> but green peace is too much
<tyne> navy is too hard
<tyne> and peace corp is hard to get into
<tyne> so
<tyne> my final answer is
<tyne> bartender!! |
#3753 (0/222) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CoMBo> how do you learn new words and puts it in your everyday talking? |
#3752 (67/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ChewToy> hrm... my girlfriend should be getting off work soon
<ChewToy> i should get really really stoned before she gets here
<spazzer> actually
<spazzer> chew
<spazzer> i got off your girlfriend this afternoon first
<ChewToy> spazzer she's fucking hot :)
<ChewToy> she puts out!
<spazzer> hence, i said i got off of her first
<ChewToy> she sucks good dick doesnt she?
<spazzer> i was getting close, and she told me to put my finger in her ass
<ChewToy> she's a manager at a victorias secret
<ChewToy> :>
* KNG_SNK wonders how chew scored that
<dazemobil> he ordered her in the catalog =o |
#3751 (204/378) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<djcrom> TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY
<djcrom> I ACCEPT VISA, MASTERCARD, AND WEED. |
#3749 (-1/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mir> I'm based on a true story
<eldee> mir: what book? kamasutra for homos? :)
<Mir> no....
<Mir> not a book
<Mir> I'm based on the Story of Dave. The guy that was.
<eldee> the guy that was _____? (gay?)
<eldee> bwahahhaa
<boozie> hahaha
<Mir> no
<Mir> the guy that was. theres no more words, I put the . in there.
<eldee> dang
<eldee> he's right.
<eldee> punctuation's a bitch
<boozie> poop |
#3748 (224/374) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tomg> are there any programs that will scan a remote ip to see if there are any common trojans on it (I want this for GOOD use :))?
<JibberJim> Does anyone know where I can buy big guns, it's okay it's for a GOOD use.
<Eibon> I'm looking for anthrax. Anyone know where I can find some? |
#3746 (9/207) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<madog> one of these days ima whore an o and /kill qurve
<Infomastr> i've set up private irc servers just to /kill myself
<elm> you must be bored
<Infomastr> i have no sex life |
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