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<Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad?
<suds> i dunno
<suds> maybe cuz all the chicas at the club were so underage it was like walkin into jail
*** suds has some standards
<suds> noone under 18
<suds> now that i'm 22
<Ouroboros> I only have 2 standards.
<Ouroboros> A left one and a right one.
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