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#3894 (6/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gc> it would take approximatly 40 286's to equals the power of your average 1 GHz desktop
<cabbage> um, where did you pull that crap from?
<gc> do the math
<cabbage> haha
<ian> what math
<_gene> well you know .. THE math ;)
<jwzrd-> gc: are you adding clockspeed here ?
<gc> no its the cache, |
#3893 (62/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<elliptic> does any1 else name their member set/get functions with "Please" in the end? |
#3891 (111/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(|Chris) it's the gift that keeps on giving
(Amanda`) Herpes? |
#3888 (89/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nitrifik_> wtf? that's blazemore? he looks 12!
<P2E> maybe that's why he has so much porn |
#3887 (75/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today
<KNG_SNK> and two ppl were missing...
<KNG_SNK> and this guy's office was locked
<KNG_SNK> but i knew there was someone in there... VERY quiet too
<KNG_SNK> so me and some buds went over to the next building
<KNG_SNK> to try to peek in
<KNG_SNK> and man... they were goin at it
<KNG_SNK> but we could clearly see humping action |
#3885 (0/200) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> I don't think the act itself is sick, though. They're going to have sex with someone, it might as well be me. |
#3883 (0/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<baras> who can help me to find job in holland, maybe in farm? pls |
#3880 (126/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<drano> i need to go to sleep soon, i was late for school this morning
<Wyatt> being late rules.
<furandfx> periods
<furandfx> the only place being late does not rule |
#3878 (152/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nARcOtIC]> any of u know someone witha f ast internet connection?
<[ric]> me, suppa fast... so fast I can't even see the packets go by when I open the modem up
<nARcOtIC]> how fast is it?
<[ric]> so fast I can't even explain it
<nARcOtIC]> right
<[ric]> so fast that by the time I try and upload something it was uploaded 10 minutes earlier
<[ric]> stunningly fast, it is.. |
#3877 (0/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadScribe> it's called working for a growing company
<Soopa> work on my growing cock!
* Soopa has a way with words
<toNe> and a way with cocks
<Soopa> yeah that too |
#3876 (110/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Infe> damn, i hate buying a computer part, you always see a better deal the next day
<AlmtyBob> not me
<ryo-ohki> Just steal stuff, and you won't have that problem.
<Infe> but then they buy something newer and better to replace what you stole
<Infe> and you have to steal again! |
#3874 (191/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hostile> And now that i think of it, the west coast should be all renamed to the wastelands
<Scofco> It should be renamed to the east coast
<Scofco> then we would have 2 east coasts
<Scofco> it would rid gang violence
<Scofco> end the east coast / west coast struggle
<Scofco> with a simple name change
<Scofco> I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE
<Hostile> AGREED |
#3873 (128/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Scofco> I wish I invented Jesus |
#3872 (2/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<poste> no, i know this chick with awesome big boobs...2 actually
<rox-work> 2 awesome big boobs?
<rox-work> i should hope so
<matthardy> like one boob on a chest, is like kinda funky and wrong
<spazzer> nah, poste is confused
<spazzer> the chick has one huge uniboob
<matthardy> spazz: ahaha uniboob
<spazzer> and a unibrow to match |
#3871 (16/220) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<crapple> i'd fuck a man for a gay.com vhost |
#3870 (158/346) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<thunderka> somebody speak spanish?
<Suriv> i do
<thunderka> you do what? |
#3869 (0/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hoosier55> does anyone know where i can get a modchip installed cuz i hate to solder does best buy do it? |
#3868 (258/419) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wodan> hi wich langage do u spieak?
<moonsee> heh
<moonsee> apparently not yours |
#3864 (3/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> I think the coathangers might have something to do with all those, ahem, "random" miscarriages
<shin_k> scum : THAT'S JUST STRAWBERRY JAM ON THE COAT HANGER, REALLY! |
#3858 (239/415) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TURBOMEAT> my car caught fire.
<TURBOMEAT> I tried to flick a cigarette out the window
<TURBOMEAT> and it was only like 1/4 down
<TURBOMEAT> so it bounced off the window and went under the seat
<TURBOMEAT> 2 streets later there was smoke billowing out from under me
<TURBOMEAT> it landed on some paper
<TURBOMEAT> then started to burn the material under the seat
<TURBOMEAT> I wish someone had TOLD me smoking could be hazardous |
#3857 (2/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hiko> "all the people in #bemani are child molesters"
<nitrifik_> I'm not.
<mightyflo> not according to swedish law, anyway
<nitrifik_> exactly.
<nitrifik_> I have never sexed anyone below 15, so I'm all legal. |
#3855 (155/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<imsoemo> i should sell information on how to join irc on ebay
<imsoemo> FOR ONLY $3 I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TALK TO MORE ARROGANT ASSHOLES THAN YOU EVER DREAMED
<CaliburX> Just make it sound complicated and expensive
<CaliburX> Have you ever wanted to talk with other sophisticated beings like yourself for free on your own personal computer? With this 42 step guide your dreams will become a reality and your life will be forever enjoyable.
<CaliburX> Only $99.99 plus shipping and handling |
#3852 (189/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hendrix> Its fun to go out in the cold weather and watch smokers pass out becuse they dont know when they're done exhaling |
#3851 (50/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shin_k> rez is great though
<shin_k> just because of how insane it is visually
<shin_k> and w/ a great sound system it will make you CRAP YOUR PANTS
<TURBOMEAT> I don't think I've flat out crapped my pants yet
<TURBOMEAT> but there may have been some subtle fecal leakage, yes |
#3850 (-2/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DMC[tiky]> So a kitten is trapped in a pickle jar.. with only 1 pickle, 3 olives and 14 small pieces of newspaper all folded in to the shape of lobsters.. HOW DOES THE KITTEN GET OUT?! |
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