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#3849 (7/254) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DMC[tiky]> the word rocks is funny to me, cause when i was a little kid in fox chapel, my friends brother told him GO SUCK ON A ROCK, so he did, and everyone crowded around him and watched him suck on this rock for like 10 minutes............. |
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<zedebsky> Coughing sucks, but does get you higher :)
<tonic4> zedebsky, coughing opens up parts of your lungs that usually don't get in air, in the case of smoking, smoke, so thats how it gets you higher
<latez> lol
<latez> we've got a medic |
#3846 (7/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<d1cer> omfg
<d1cer> i just shit the bigest shit in the world
<d1cer> :/
<d1cer> it was like a fucking legg
<LivinDead> lol
<LivinDead> how big was it?
<d1cer> umm
<d1cer> k
<d1cer> hold on leme get my ruler |
#3842 (0/350) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ash> Op me so hard. |
#3841 (5/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[17:23:28] [Synoptica] I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT NOW EVERYONE
[17:29:32] [Xta-C ] COOL!
[17:30:13] [Synoptica] jesus christ i dont remember eating chili |
#3840 (132/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[neckarse] well berret tesratr
[neckarse] wtf.. somone swapped my r and t... |
#3838 (108/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NeonId> general- Internet talk isn't even worth of being called a dialect. It's a mutilation of language, and we are the people who have to compensate for it's brazen idiocy.
<Potato> I'd even say it bites.
<JDigital> lol kthx |
#3837 (62/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slant> dpkg -i kernel-image-2.4.18_kami.1.0_i386.deb
<Sam|foo> ok
<Slant> ok, reboot.
<Sam|foo> brb
* Slant nods.
<-- Sam|foo has quit (QUIT: User exited)
<FlipTopBox> sucka. he's doomed, isn't he. |
#3835 (129/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth with VF4, challenged me just for the sake of beating me :P then he did the same with tekken, but then i wipped paul out and owned his ass :P
<toNe> Rajio: paul? is that like a nickname for it? |
#3834 (198/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dot> *shrug*
<dot> i know most references
<dot> because i am ... whats that word?
<dot> i know stuff |
#3833 (5/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sylffor> The Legend of Zelda for the NES had replay value with the Second Quest.
<TURBOMEAT> by that logic, every single game with Randomly Generated Dungeons has infinite replay value
<nitrifik_> I don't even think those have one-play value :o |
#3831 (-1/341) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rairu> I'd rather play mvc2 and smoke chronic than get head |
#3830 (120/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> the mom-look is sexy though
<ScumDog> don't take it wrong
<nitrifik> ScumDog: what weird fetish do you NOT possess dude? |
#3828 (147/350) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sylffor> I prefer "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon" or "yogurt slinger"
<nitrifik_> ok. Sylffor knows too many colorful synonyms for 'dick'.
* Sylffor is a homosexual, remember?
<nitrifik_> you being gay is fine.
<nitrifik_> I draw the line at "blood-engorged mayonaisse cannon". |
#3818 (18/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CYBORG> who is an amateur of SAILING ? message me..
<CYBORG> i am planning my most incredible experience... soon......
<CYBORG> i need brave partener....
<CYBORK> for wild sea adventure........ |
#3817 (68/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JackDaiLo> i need to learn how to sing chinese angry music |
#3812 (3/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
รน MrP- slaps AlterAFK around a bit with his slapping thingy |
#3810 (12/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Scofco> i used to have wet dreams about carmen sandiego |
#3809 (92/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Scofco> whenever I get a hardon
<Scofco> I pass out
<Scofco> well, I actually faint
<Scofco> because the idea of getting laid shocks me |
#3807 (128/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[bytraper] they are my family.... I love them like they were my own, I couldn't part with them for less than $20 |
#3806 (90/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Parts: GiRLiE (~girlie@144.139.91.234)
* Xta-C sets mode: -stupid |
#3805 (-1/2983) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jlone> this channel is full of white trash
<ckjesus2k> at least it's not full of black shit
***ckjesus2k leads a lynch mob to jlone's house |
#3800 (129/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JibberJim> what should happen to your webpages if you drop dead?
<Jumper> is this a trick question ? |
#3794 (137/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kalani> Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed into a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather. |
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<tomg> I appear to have accidentally learned java |
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