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#3946 (187/357) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@EvilSxxd> it's a sad sad day when a man lets a woman move into his balls
<@Vashie> my nutsack is as safe as fort nox
<@EvilSxxd> checked and handled by 1000s of sweaty soldiers a day? |
#3944 (78/249) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(seiki) &google inflatable+goat
(fnet) Google (inflatable+goat): http://www.vacationbibleschool.com/v_newfeatures.html |
#3939 (69/259) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@Chaz> How the hell it went through a folded-over (two layers) sock is beyond me...
<Nyphur> ... o_0 |
#3938 (127/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sTek> "ONLY FRIENDS", i hate those two words
<sTek> even worse than "im pregnant" |
#3937 (146/318) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Nall> type /nick newname to fix your name
*** amit is now known as newname |
#3936 (7534/11063) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that |
#3935 (2345/4985) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
*** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #relax
<Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable |
#3934 (130/297) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<maff> I've got a riot breaking out in my pants
<D1> need some backup?
<D1> I mean...
<D1> ok, that was really gay.
<maff> I don't get down like that d1
<D1> I apologize.
<Guilty> Why dont you just join the cast of Oz and get it over with D1 |
#3932 (170/321) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Detrafilia> One time i was so tired, i had asked 'how are you?' in rpgamer, and then i looked in a diff query, went back to rpgamer, saw the 'how are you?' and i go 'oh fine, just a little sleepy. thanks. You?' |
#3931 (111/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Panty_HaX0r> I masturbate near constantly, and I have a steady supply of sex
<Scofco> sex-drives that high should be bottled and sold on store shelves |
#3928 (0/313) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<illfates> the first time I had an orgasm
<illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a stuffed animal
<illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred" |
#3927 (150/313) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cornbeef> 8? i didnt even know what a vagina was at 8
<Scofco> I didn't learn to masturbate until I was 17... up until then I always thought 'masturbation' was a type of pasta dish they served in fancy restaurants |
#3926 (72/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Panty_HaX0r> how old are you?
<phubuh> 13
<Scofco> I wish I was 13 again, then I wouldn't have AIDS |
#3925 (7/257) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an IP adress??
<gg0dd> u know lets say i want him to type 127.0.0.1
<O_6> what language are you speaking?
<gg0dd> c++
<matts> hahaha |
#3923 (-2/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<omg> I'm sure them 4 have secret gang bangs
<omg> Dipstick, lostla, pothead and wanky wanky
<omg> all in "Teletubbies cumshots deluxe" |
#3920 (184/352) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<djLiKu> tell her to give me a blueprint of her vagina
<blazemore> wtf are you gonna do with a blueprint
<blazemore> construct your own vagina?
<djLiKu> yes
<djLiKu> it's like ocean's 11
<djLiKu> i'm gonna plan out first with a demo |
#3918 (185/325) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<zetullus> This is just not happening. Im sure I was smarter than this when I went to bed |
#3917 (0/226) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* FlipTopBx crosses his fingers
<FlipTopBx> pleeeease snow. ;-)
<mightyflo> people have stuff to do tomorrow. stuff they've been looking forward to for a long time. snow would be bad.
<FlipTopBx> oh, that party is tomorrow, isn't it.
<FlipTopBx> where's he live?
<mightyflo> the land of kirk
<FlipTopBx> i'll make arrangements for it not to snow in that area then |
#3913 (15/193) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too poor to update any of the arcade games
<ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old hardware
<ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration of Double Dragon champions there |
#3912 (87/256) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<i4get> life sucks.
<Waldo> yeah, but so do some girls so it kinda evens out
<i4get> X(
<i4get> funny Waldo |
#3909 (355/661) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BombScare> i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at the park
<BombScare> since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life |
#3908 (291/436) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Jei-Dijitaru has quit IRC (Do we really need warnings that the lead in paint will kill you? Keep in mind that these people have already made a conscious decision to CONSUME PAINT.) |
#3905 (43/229) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce
<nharris> Rbrt.. wise move
<Rbrt> yepp neil
<closedown> did you just have a kid?
<Rbrt> yes i did
<nharris> my brother's inlaws are DICKS.. except his bro in law..he's cool
<Rbrt> the kid doesnt change the fact that she's a psycho
<closedown> ah
<closedown> my gf's trying to hint at marriage
<closedown> that would surely cut into my irc time |
#3902 (203/377) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Tre> how do I get girls to have sex with me?
<+sp00n> show them software you have written..woman go wild for that kind of stuff
<+Tre> for real? how should i show them? do I carry my laptop around and show random woman?? |
#3898 (157/319) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** opinion (ED@blahblahblah.bla) has joined #bemani
<opinion> hey guys
<opinion> WHY DONT YOU VOICE YOUR OPINION
*** ScumDog sets mode: +v opinion |
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