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#4077 (76/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BombScare> i need to get my eyes lasered
<eldee> ditto.. 2k per eye though
<eldee> i'm saving my money for something i wont take for granted though :)
<enos> i don't trust that eye laser surgery yet
<enos> it'd be sweet tho to not need glasses or contacts
<BombScare> i have an aunt that had it done, she loves it
<BombScare> like 20 seconds and you can see
<eldee> BombScare: damn.. i dont even think jesus was that fast
<eldee> god bless america!
<eldee> or something
<BombScare> hah |
#4076 (106/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** BlackDeth (xxdethxx@res135a-026.rh.rit.edu) has joined #snogs
<tyne> uh
<tyne> who are u?
<matts> BlackDeth on #snogs @#songs
<BlackDeth> hypr told me to do it
<BlackDeth> i dont know how well you guys know him
<BlackDeth> but you probably realize he isn't the greatest typer/speller!
<matts> HAHAHA
<hypr> shut up flamer
<BlackDeth> so i joined #songs first when he said #snogs |
#4075 (188/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zooropa> :B
<Lynkx> you have an ass on your chin |
#4070 (-2/346) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ric]> uneasier, 2 line taskbar is XP default
<[ric]> and if you have like 20+ windows open at once and the quicklaunch active in nt/9x/2k/me then it is necessary
<uneasier> i never knew.. god has reached down from the heavens and stuck his omniscient thumb u my ass
<[ric]> hmm... do you feel discomfort in any way?
<uneasier> no i feel big
<uneasier> and shiny
<[ric]> like stretched and stuff?
<uneasier> no, sort of waterlogged |
#4068 (56/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<K34R> im not one of these grey haired freaks who flies bitches from out of state then keeps them in a shed
<K34R> but i will be one day <3 |
#4065 (50/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mazroth> ya vodka is potato water, thats why everyone in russia drinks it
<Mazroth> too many potatoes there
<Mazroth> They have it at mcdonalds, heh
<Mazroth> in fountains.
<Mazroth> big mac, large fry, and supersized vodka |
#4064 (228/368) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FreshBrew> i dont know why i floss before i go to the dentist
<FreshBrew> i never ever do it
<FreshBrew> its like going to the doctor and pretending not to be sick so he doesnt yell at you |
#4062 (59/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigDug> <nowakow> does anyone want to teach a horny female to masturbate to orgasm?
<DigDug> Approve Kill Nothing
<josho> kill;
<jestuh> kill
<jestuh> if she's horny she knows what to do |
#4061 (84/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Jumper): I've been to LegoLand
(@Jumper): I've actually been drunk in LegoLand !
(@Jumper): We had a huge company party in the Lego Castle
(+offwYtE): drink out of lego cups
([ric]): lagerland... sure that wasn't where you were Jumper? |
#4056 (83/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
([ric]): see if you were scared in legoland, would you shit lego bricks? |
#4054 (47/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<conio> 99% of all americans SUCK
<poon> conio: i guess that leaves Monica Lewinsky in the remaining 1% that blows? |
#4050 (0/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dean`> LunaRain: i can rape myself any time without going to prison |
#4044 (93/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Shinji]> Statitics say that 85% of College men mastrubate at least once per day. Hmmm... I'm about due.... I'll be back in 10.. |
#4043 (11/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TALLC00L1> Why do dogs lick their dicks? cuz they can't make a fist |
#4040 (-1/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TYRESE> Does anybody know how it feels to have a faggot bug u on the internet???? |
#4039 (133/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kapusta> Slut: a woman that fucks everyone. Bitch: a woman that fucks everyone but you... |
#4037 (-1/389) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ftstjohn_> 6" long and 4 1/2" thick bald penis
<ftstjohn_> looking for a girl to watch me masterbate in real life |
#4036 (154/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tragician> MOTHER...FUCKING...FIREWALL!
<mightyflo> that's a horrible mental image |
#4033 (104/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<prence> you masturbate too much if your mom has to snap your tube sock over her knee to get it in the washer |
#4032 (134/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> one of my friends that i haven't talked to in forever said "Hey what's up" through icq last night
<blazemore> i didn't say anything though cause last time she said whats up she just needed a cd burned :|
<mightyflo> cdrs before hos |
#4027 (182/330) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RokChik> just had my first mammogram and anytime you flatten anything that much, it just ain't ever going back to being fluffy and firm again. I just may sue. |
#4026 (46/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** crunchybl has joined #xml
<crunchybl> anyone know xml in here |
#4021 (92/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dark_un> man this shit is fucked
<Synoptica> whats that?
* Dark_un produces a piece of shit with a particularly suspicious looking hole |
#4019 (111/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drlion> squirrels have sexy tails
<drlion> like foxes
<[ric]> hmm.... define "sexy"
<[ric]> in fact, don't... I will leave it to my imagination.. :) |
#4016 (125/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix number just to see if i still have it in me
<djglitch> she is sexy
<tyne> lol
<tyne> u got her number
<tyne> "0" |
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