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#6791 (92/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kelly> i know a guy who was so facinated w/ tits he take two condoms, fills them w/ water, ties them together, slings them over his shoulders and wears them in a bra
<crazym> Kelly: you need to get out less.
<Kelly> heh! |
#6789 (135/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<astyanax> /topic Yes, slashdot is down, please remain seated and oxygen masks will drop frmo the overhead compartment |
#6788 (189/348) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<drdink> hey
<drdink> who's good at graphics and logos and crap?
<xanatos> drdink; I'm pretty good at crap (I make my own) |
#6786 (118/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nwa_> someone sniff me and send me a copy of all the info you collect, i am most interested
<beeMind> nwa_: I've been sniffing you and I have some info. You smell funny. |
#6785 (69/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LordSuggs> and i got a new 19" monitor at work
<DeLorean> I can just imagine THAT interview; "...and how big was the monitor at your last job?"
<LordSuggs> heh
<LordSuggs> well my monitor isnt the only thing about me thats massive ;)
<DeLorean> heh
<DeLorean> ego |
#6784 (0/195) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DeLorean> fuckin' idiot.
<DeLorean> My boss has me checking his AOL mail ever 30 fuckin' seconds.
<DeLorean> I hate when he's in the office.
<DeLorean> He's never here.
<DeLorean> He's here maybe one day a month.
<`Sean> DeL: Hey, those life and death decisions are made on AOL! |
#6782 (0/198) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^o-o^> the development version of Xemacs has a warning file in it
<^o-o^> "People with epilepsy, persons with a history of heart problems and users of Viagra should not use this version of Xemacs"
<drwiii> i bet bob dole is sitting home pissed because he can't use that version of Xemacs |
#6781 (156/326) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^o-o^> somebody told me once never to use the words "I", "myself" or "me" in a resume
<^o-o^> anybody here follow this rule ?
<DeLorean> No.
<DeLorean> It sounds wishy-washy.
<cafuego> I myself have never applied that rule to me. |
#6780 (76/205) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DaScott> I want to be in the @home commercials, when they interview the dorks that use it "I can sure download a ton of porn!" |
#6778 (72/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr-Arcane> so the profile is black trenchcoa wearing doom players who listen to industrial and make explosives.. Well.. looks like we should just start arresting CS students randomly |
#6777 (248/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FindUrFire> how old are you rad,alone?
<SUPER--RAD> i'm 22 years old alone & with others i'm still 22 |
#6775 (266/432) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RadiX> I had a thought
<Isando> Wow it must have come as a surprise to you.
<RadiX> at first I thought it was a headache.. I wasn't sure what it was. |
#6774 (-1/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<didas> ok when anyone sees nirvanas_owner i need them to tel me to mail me
<AnnoyN_Princess> u want him to tell u to mail urself? |
#6773 (14/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jabroni77> ANY FEMALES NOT BLOND 120 POUNDS AND MODEL LIKE??? ON THE NET? |
#6771 (12/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Fox-20 is down with gcc (yeah you know me) |
#6770 (108/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Romhog> anyone know what an (edict 75) repeating error is in 3wctf?
<Superf0Rk> Romhog- yes
<Superf0Rk> Romhog- but i'm not telling you
<Superf0Rk> Romhog- until you comment on my nipples
<Romhog> they look like little stereo knobs ;o |
#6766 (59/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hickboy> i gotta piddle
<Hickboy> doh did i say that out loud
<wolvie> yes, now run to the little boy's room before anybody notices |
#6764 (59/200) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dbaker> pine4 came out recently, by the way.
<dbaker> A customer called me a "fucking unix admin nazi" for not having pine4 installed the day it came out... :) |
#6762 (100/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Elementl1> In all seriousness, I am currently looking for some warez at the moment.
<Elementl1> I would like a Vigilante 8 ROM for the Nintendo 64.
<Mulet> I'm usually not here this early. do we have an AOL hour? |
#6761 (125/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Domino> what are you doing?
<Elenkis> eating and drinking and being merry
<Elenkis> well, eating and dirnking anyway
<Elenkis> dirnking
<Elenkis> ...
<Elenkis> drinking
<Elenkis> and typing too fast |
#6759 (127/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Superf0Rk> you're cute.. i'd do you :D
<Superf0Rk> i'd do my bed if it had a hole in it too but anyways.. |
#6758 (14/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kilroy`> I had this blind date, her name was :. .:. : ... .:: -
<Kilroy`> well, all I saw was the top of her head
<Kilroy`> I wonder if I'll recognize her if I meet her again
<Kilroy`> .....
<dh> Kilroy`: I guess you'll just have to make every chick you meat give you head
<dh> err meet
<dh> but then, meat works too |
#6757 (94/220) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Belhade> my gf wanted to use Saran Wrap one night when we didn't have anything else
<Belhade> I was like, uhm, no, it's a dick, not a turkey sandwich
<Dipstick`> it's beef... but not that kind of beef
<Belhade> caucasian...the other white meat |
#6756 (90/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* compupc1 really wants a new version of something
<compupc1> anything...i just feel like upgrading
<PetrDoubt> /dcc send compupc1 trojan4b38.tgz |
#6755 (111/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ODD> optimism is having a ups on a win95 box |
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