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#6578 (109/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off
<sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot
<sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can |
#6576 (13/195) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NMO> Instuructions to format: rip out hard drive, tie to back of car, drive on shit road, harddrive gone |
#6575 (8/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@_uaioe> BITE THE PILLOW, KID... ITS GOIN' IN DRY! |
#6572 (48/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(motardo): gay men are more likely to have homosexual sex than straight men |
#6571 (154/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<felix> eek
<skrike> felix just screamed like a girl
<felix> no, I said "eek"
<skrike> girls say "eek"
<skrike> YOU GIRL
<oat`meal> guys say "oh SHIT, what the FUCK, BITCH" |
#6569 (127/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skullY_> <-- Feels really bright now
<barkode> did you get a new lamp? |
#6566 (67/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<goatbustar> the church sex scandal: what would jesus do
<goatbustar> turn the other cheek |
#6565 (102/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<barkode> it's all about getting drunk at defcon, and waking up the next morning in a ditch, with a TRS-80, a wireless modem, a
sombero, a pair of high heels, an angry midget and you're dressed like a mariachi. |
#6564 (116/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skrike> zhix: guess what Im doing
<zhix> skrike - what?
<skrike> zhix - Im doing the dishes, cuz sometimes thugs gotta tell the dishes whats up
<zhix> skrike - damn straight
<skrike> Im in the kitchen going "bitch you betta get clean" |
#6563 (-1/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<copernicu> Though it is the fourth largest city in the country, Houston's television market ranks 11th.
<WonkoSane> how does a tv market rank 11th if they're 4th in population?
<CubsWoo> Remember Houston is close to Mexico |
#6562 (341/510) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot. |
#6560 (29/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mistress> no throw nice laptops against wall. p2-233, 192mb ram.
<mistress> (thats his. mine's a p200 with 32mb of ram.
<mistress> maybe his is a 266. i forget. but i remember what video chipset it uses.
<mistress> i guess its up to a girl to know a man's hardware better than he does. |
#6558 (102/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zhixel> I'm starting to think I drive too fast.
<felix> nothing wrong with 80mhz.
<felix> unless a highway patrol officer tells you otherwise.
<felix> like one did to me today.
<zhixel> I'm sorry felix, my car isn't a 486.
<barkode> got a ticket?
<felix> i got a speeding ticket going work
<barkode> "sorry officer, i had my soda on the turbo button"
<felix> zhixel: fuck off. 80mph, too |
#6557 (57/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<barkode> firewire is the greatest thing since people started taking pictures of other people in thongs. |
#6556 (20/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Yawgatog> If I were two I'd try to eat everything in sight, just in case it's a boob in disguise |
#6552 (81/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* dagbrown *FINALLY* got licenses for his fucking Sun development environments.
<dagbrown> Sun's licensing department must have the slogan "WE HATE YOU AND WANT YOU TO DIE" |
#6549 (10/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Lemieux doesnt do the menage-a-trois thing
<Lemieux> at least... not if there's 2 women involved
<skidd> so you're a multiple input woman?
* Lemieux is not a porn star
<JayByrd> you don't have to be a porn star
<JayByrd> dirties across the land are getting it at both ends, as we speak |
#6547 (123/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Soulphonat> My cat only speaks in analog
<Soulphonat> it's cute |
#6546 (169/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pimpDT> you need a nice phrase to tell women when they mention babies
<boXlor> "stfu" ? |
#6545 (181/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Goodlookinguy17> if anyone wants to cyber with a hot 17 year old male, message me
<Owaru> if anyone wants to hear desperate pleas of attention by a decrepit 17 year old weirdo, msg me!
<Owaru> i'll make you sound like you're normal! |
#6538 (220/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_404notfound> Best prank ever: while your male friend is sleeping, slip a condom on him, and get one of your female friends to lie next to him until he wakes up.
<BobTheMilkman> 404: or better yet, a male friend |
#6534 (114/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SD-Washu> ST. LOUIS - A former Southern Baptist Convention president stirred interfaith tumult when he described Muhammad, Islam's revered founder, as a "demon-possessed pedophile." |
#6531 (143/315) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Grumman> I got windows 200pro today.
<shithead1> windows 200? did marcus aurelius use that? |
#6530 (81/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zaph23> I am getting so sick of my underling
<Zaph23> He sucks ass
<Zaph23> Almost every time I come out of my office I catch him web surfing
<biggles> any good sites?
<biggles> i'd be pissed if he was only looking at fatchicksinpartyhats |
#6527 (-3/191) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CitizenC> The "P" in "#P-Raves" stands for "get the fuck out of our channel, bitch!" |
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