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<Belhade> my gf wanted to use Saran Wrap one night when we didn't have anything else
<Belhade> I was like, uhm, no, it's a dick, not a turkey sandwich
<Dipstick`> it's beef... but not that kind of beef
<Belhade> caucasian...the other white meat
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