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#6704 (80/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Expresso> I don't play alot of first persons hooters |
#6703 (229/390) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dynamo> [Destiny's Child - Say My Name.mp3]-[4.34mb/4m 30s]
<Dynamo> [Pet Music - 04 - Warm Hugs.mp3]-[5.23mb/5m 26s]
<Dynamo> No one saw Destiny's Child, or Pet Music, aight?
<Dynamo> [Destiny's Child - Independent Woman Part 1.mp3]-[3.6mb/3m 44s]
<Dynamo> [Pet Music - 08 - Chasing Clouds.mp3]-[4.4mb/4m 35s]
<Dynamo> This PC must hate me. |
#6701 (126/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Chargon[HorsebackArchery] is now known as Sir_Chargon
<Eric> Horseback Archery.
<Eric> D00d, drive-by shooting. It's a sign of the times.
<Kataclysm> Yes, but a ride-by shooting just doesn't have the same effect as a drive-by.
<Eric> Good point. ANYONE can kill a horse, but a car doesn't stagger when it's down.
<Kataclysm> That, and horses don't have tinted power windows either. |
#6699 (28/215) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dbaker> Whoever thinks rc5-64 will be cracked in 50 years is an idiot.
<dbaker> It'll be cracked before the end of 1998. |
#6697 (94/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tre`> I've got to find away to earn some dough
<bishoptl> sell some sperm. that's legal in the States, isn't it?
<bishoptl> or plasma - that should free up some $$$
<SHD> he's too young for selling sperm
<Tre`> I need *a bunch*
<bishoptl> sell your friends' sperm
<Tre`> that's just disgusting
<bishoptl> how badly do you want NWN
<bishoptl> I'm not saying you have to go milk them yourself
<bishoptl> just pass around the tupperware container |
#6695 (12/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlznAzn> i find it kinky to use my cock as a probe tool to remove lint between the toes of a foot thats been inside a work boot all day
<pagan> you must like to have Athlete's Cock |
#6692 (222/394) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* TT205 wants to build a SNOT-HIPPO!!!!
<TT205> *blink*
* TT205 wants to build a SNOW-HIPPO!!!! |
#6690 (-3/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zork> man sun fsck scares me
<zork> EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS AND TRUNCATED
<zork> OR SALVAGED
<zork> WRONG IN SUPERBLK
<zork> etc etc
<phrog> U R SKRWD
<zork> BUY A NEW DRV NOW
<shodan> WRNG FREE BLK CNT IN SPRBLK DOOD LOL
<zork> L@@K R@RE ERROR, ROFL |
#6689 (9/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FatElvis> The only that comes from Texas are steers and...
<josh> ... Jews? |
#6688 (118/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kitten> Dan, you're my honey bunch sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-upmkin.
<kitten> You're my sweetie pie.
<Danelope> Oh yeah? Well, you're my cuppycake gumdrop snickums-snookums.
<Danelope> You're the apple of my eye.
<ry4n> fuck you guys.
*** ry4n has quit IRC (Quit: Trillian (http://www.ceruleanstudios.com))
<Danelope> Hahaha. |
#6687 (-1/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alex> I'll beat you 'til you have your Native American vision |
#6685 (4/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alex> I have this great method of watching someone through the crook of my arm that I developed when I was in grade school so I could look at pretty girls with my head down on my desk |
#6683 (0/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alex> well with the intel pentium III processor enhancing the web as it is, who knows |
#6679 (4/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<coulson> Check this quote :) "<n|ghtOUT> my gf can smoke cigarettes with her pussy"
<BiOHaZd> She must taste like an ashtray |
#6674 (232/414) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #tZrhj26trDS4yurgrCNR4eyd
*** Topic is 'The Only Channel With A Name Created By Head-Butting The Keyboard' |
#6666 (-1/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Electric> Jester says he's gonna rub deep heat into my bollocks at 4AM
<AdmV0rl0n> does he now....
<Electric> But when he goes back to bed, he'll still smell the fart I did there earlier :) |
#6664 (271/417) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<qik> ur at school?
<De-Gen> yer
<qik> LOOK TEACHER IT SAYS CUNT ON THE SCREEN!
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#6662 (1/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<enrol> my new ircing technique is unstoppable
<jj> do you think youre dalnet sword can defeat me!?
<jj> en guard, ill let you try my efnet style |
#6661 (69/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<enrol> pure fucking godfather of IDM
<jj_> whats IDM
<jj_> is it
<jj_> INTENSIVE DICK MAINTENANCE
<enrol> intelligent dance music
<jj_> oh
<jj_> close enough |
#6660 (-1/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<enrol> PERISCOPE UP, BITCH DOWN
<spikoh> thats a dilbert phrase isnt it ? |
#6658 (-1/271) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<o0o> i had 5 days of smoking the sickest shit
<meiso> dog turds? |
#6656 (81/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@TRCC|shot): directX 8.1 any good?
(@landje): i havnet pld it
(@ui|ICEMAN): dirext X isn't a game
(@landje): what is it
(@landje): if any;one puts that in their quit message i'll feckign kil ythe, |
#6655 (4/187) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<arfer> sticks and stones may break my bones but life contingencies and statistics are pure shit |
#6653 (-1/231) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LR|Midnight> this ice cream owns
<[ice]> omfg
<[ice]> this Midnight cream 0wns |
#6651 (117/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kron-Away> iam an accountant
<Kron-Away> 1,2,3,5,6,9,10
<Mr_Squidgy> kron what comes after 10 :P
<Kron-Away> my 15% |
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