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#6649 (333/517) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(talking about a guy that worked at the world trade center)
<@PowrSlave> this poor fuck is getting divorced cuz of 9/11
<@PowrSlave> lol
<@PowrSlave> his wife filed
<@PowrSlave> he didnt go into work that morning and went to his mistresses' house instead
<@PowrSlave> had his phone off
<nonzeRo> haha
<nonzeRo> lucky guy
<@PowrSlave> he turned it on at around 11:00 and his wife was like "OMFG ARE YOU OKAY WHERE ARE YOUR?"
<@PowrSlave> hes like "im at the office honey. whats the matter?"
<@PowrSlave> lol |
#6646 (132/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rewben> we are not perverts ;p
<akiron> speak for youself ;) |
#6645 (6/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sonya> 14/f/nj
<rewben> oh
<rewben> im 54/n/netherlands
<Silvana> what's n?
<elph> i guess n is for nice ass |
#6633 (136/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
doubting: interesting
doubting: popup ad suggests I use www.blackjack.com to backup my critical data
doubting: strangely, I'm not wont to gamble with my backups |
#6631 (55/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hawx> wtf is Scotty
<Shinji> Hawx - ScottyFox, he's in here occasionaly, I used to live with him in Canada.
<Hawx> scottyfox is one letter away from being scattyfox
<Shinji> Hawx - and you're four letters away from being 'fuck'.
<Hawx> :D |
#6630 (-1/183) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<atl_jimbo> I wonder is Sara's still pissed at me....
<atl_jimbo> being her friend and not being her friend, there's not much difference. |
#6629 (-2/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<markd2> kompressor is not dancing
<evand> kompressor does not funk
<markd2> kompressor needs therapy |
#6627 (171/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CecilPL> I have a life, I just don't do anything in it |
#6626 (131/324) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BrantB> OMG!
<CecilPL> what?
<BrantB> I just used an acronym for Oh My God for the first time ever |
#6625 (56/220) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Greg> how do i start apps automatically when i log into os x?
<@desnarf> hit it with a hammer
<@desnarf> but you need a robot arm for it to happen automatically |
#6622 (229/365) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ScottO> How was your interview, meta?
<nietmeta> it's on monday
<nietmeta> i gotta wait!
<ScottO> How will it be, then?
<nietmeta> it will be awsome
<ScottO> Congrats, then. |
#6619 (85/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jon^D> if I was gay and in ireland I'd score with gav
<Jon^D> he's my hero
<Jon^D> he'd probably have to be gay too mind
<arioch> those repressed homosexual tendencies are coming to the surface now
<Jon^D> I wish I was gay |
#6618 (102/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jon^D> I had to cat 8-9 seperate quote files, compare each line in each of them to make sure there weren't any duplicates then sort
<Jon^D> I wrote a nasty perl script to get it donw
<Jon^D> and it didn't work very well
<skank> cat quote*.txt |sort |uniq |
#6616 (154/327) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Jon^D> I used to pop on IRC at 13:37 for the pure novelty of it
<@Jon^D> and I'm not a loser |
#6615 (65/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@amfeorgmloow> jon do chicks dig the C
<@Jon> amfeorgmloow: they scream preprocessor directives when I take em from behind |
#6613 (113/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@arioch> the UT chicks looked too manly for my tastes
<@arftron> serious
<@meiso> wtf she is sexy
<@meiso> her beard is pure ripe for stroking |
#6612 (33/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@meiso> ftp: 80921107 bytes received in 87.26Seconds 927.40Kbytes/sec.
<@meiso> man this modem turbo booster really helps |
#6611 (96/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@meiso> he was trying to secure his server and made the root filesystem un-writeable |
#6607 (132/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<niff|n> why do you have so much porn Greebo?
<Greebo> 'cos i like masturbating, niffin. |
#6605 (-1/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lewda> no oral pleasure for JOO
<RB> ..
<RB> I do not understand
<Philgone> oh dear
* Philgone motions leeda to the private window |
#6601 (52/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell
Max> Dont you mean Siliconhell?
Fred> What ?
Max> Its the place where all dead calculators go to
Fred> Really? |
#6597 (-2/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mr_Bandit> theres one big cable from the exchange to our estate
<Moon^> Bandit thinks the big white one should be twisted
<Mr_Bandit> by fabric optic
<Moon^> LOL
<Mr_Bandit> rofl
<Andy|away> fabric optic 0WNZ
<Moon^> lol
<Mr_Bandit> indeed
<Mr_Bandit> england to america are under the atlantic |
#6596 (5/351) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mr_Bandit> how come when ever i go in the sea it makes me scratch in my private bit |
#6592 (-1/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<desaster> why get a gf when i have volvo
<montz> yeah a volvo has enuf of holes |
#6590 (89/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<continuum> is there anything sweeter than the first few downloads once you switch to adsl?
<continuum> first sex, first drugs, first drink... don't think any compare to watching 12Mb d/l in like a second or two |
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