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#6754 (233/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<newkid99> Whats everyone reading today
<Wed> The screen |
#6753 (78/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CyberPunkWanabe> I broke my new stereo that I got after christmas cause I broke the one I got for christmas..
<CyberPunkWanabe> I shouldnt be allowed within 10 ft of electronics |
#6751 (175/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ding0> ahahahahaahahahahah i was just taking a huge piss and my mom says from behind me "wow jack! your getting big", i was like, OH MY GOD wtf, and then i finished and turned around and she was looking at the size on my shoes, whew!! |
#6749 (103/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<josh> I was on this conf one time and they were doing 3way calling to prank call grocery stores, and this chick would ask if they had keilbasa, then ask if it would be good for 'experimenting" with
<josh> this one guy was like "yeah, it'd work good for that" |
#6748 (162/338) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<josh> usually when guys shoow me their penises I try and fondle them
<penney> whoa josh
<penney> are you gay?
<josh> no, I'm just friendly |
#6747 (19/233) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jc> I want photos!
<succubus> jc, i want doesnt get
<jc> I want photos PLEASE! |
#6743 (5/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@helloraj> if ya rape a positute would u get arrested for stealing? |
#6742 (66/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ProFessional_Widow> i have back stage asses
<ProFessional_Widow> passes |
#6738 (136/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Trog> I pity the english
* Yarn smacks trog
<Trog> they go to all the trouble inventing all these sports.. and then they turn out to SUCK ASS at them |
#6737 (39/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dav^> uncola: man im in big fuckin trouble
<dav^> uncola: help
<uncola> dav^: what did you do?
<dav^> i haxed my schools web page and i accidentally used my friends login/pass
<dav^> and they fucking looked at the log, bastards
<uncola> haha |
#6734 (11/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pms> If you spot a minority in your gated community who is not holding a leafblower or other lawn-care device, call your local police immediately. |
#6733 (0/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pms> Three Baby Boomers are still missing following Friday's collapse of a massive Jenga tower in this Atlanta suburb. |
#6731 (117/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mynx> hahaha i had a construction worker holler at me today
<Wurzle> he said "YOU FUCKING HOMO GET AWAY FROM MY BUIDING SITE!" |
#6727 (172/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<k8_fan> I have this nightmare that I die suddenly...and everyone I know starts looking through my browser cache.
* Hogie-One has that same dream! |
#6724 (55/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Goldenstimme1> 46 M lonely, self-employed, employed myself earlier this evening |
#6721 (4/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PUTZINGoff> Does a kid wake up one day and say Mommy/Daddy I want to grow up to be a PROCTOLOGIST!!!!! |
#6719 (69/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Snoopen_Man> who wants to be nuked?
<jeffx> me!
<dedsmurf> i have already been nuked, my microwave is one of the first models made, it's leaking i think |
#6717 (103/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WinTek> whats a good efnet server?
<Julie2> thats an oxymoron
<ToidyMan> WinTek, good and efnet don't belong in the same sentence
<F`Nar> they don't belong on the same internet |
#6716 (75/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Foxers has quit IRC (If idiots could fly,Dalnet would be an airport.) |
#6715 (185/369) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tajador> I'm a pseudomasochist, pretend to spank me |
#6714 (124/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick?
<thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room
<_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub? |
#6713 (0/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Targaff> MUD = fighting and stuff, MUSH = sitting around getting collectively high ovr a net connection |
#6711 (149/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Racked recalls the past: my teacher said, "I have a 10-foot snake here"....to which I replied, "oh no you don't....snakes don't have feet!"
* GPF recalls saying something like that to a teacher and getting detention |
#6710 (23/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<K-Grind-> who thinks i'm kinda cool?
* MrJiMmErS looks the other way |
#6706 (154/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<boomer> mount rushmore, contrary to popular opinion, did not grow that way |
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