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#6858 (-1/191) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Abyss: Matt -- you ain't got nothing i can't subpoena, army-boy.
Matt Nute: From what we hear, it's a rather small subpoena. |
#6857 (96/266) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Sparks has quit IRC (Quit: You have never really, truly known the joys of riding on a public bus until you look around and realize that the people sitting next to you are the same ones who converse with cheese on a regular basis...)
Seraph: Nothing wrong with talking to cheese. :) |
#6854 (-2/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** Jim Smith has quit IRC (Quit: MAH GAWD! New Mexico just hit Al Gore with that steel chair! DAMN YOU, NEW MEXICO! Why? Why? Why?! Tell me why, you sonsabitches!) |
#6853 (84/208) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* t watches win2k grind to a halt
<greg> Give it some credit. It slows down quickly. |
#6852 (298/457) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<greg> You know what's wrong with this channel, Nathan buys laptops and scotch, and you people ask him what kind of laptops. |
#6850 (49/282) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@unlord> yah I've gotten good at typing in the past few dasy |
#6849 (156/382) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cmw> ok how about this one
<cmw> Dear Natalie,
<cmw> How's it going studying at Harvard? I bet it's hard. I am sorry my sweet but sometimes life is hard. I love you. You are so beautiful and smart my darling. God made you so perfect. Will you marry me? We could be so happy together, forever. We have so much in common, you are in Star Wars and I like Star Wars. Can't you see we were made for each other.
<cmw> Yours Always,
<cmw> Cody Crenshaw
<ShadowFang11> yea, thats good |
#6848 (225/405) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Iggz> i had a touching experience on the subway today
<Iggz> i sat beside a priest
<spoon> kinky
<Iggz> ...... |
#6843 (66/222) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Logan> What kind of router takes 30 minutes to "cycle."
<glasnost> i think we all know the answer to that
<Logan> I don't think they're using an NT box for routing. |
#6842 (6/277) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<{Work}Logan> It feels like quitting time, and one should trust one's feelings. |
#6838 (-3/201) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<q[torg]> joel is a cox high speed member.
<bliant> so he gets high speed cox?
<japov> nah it's my uncles high speed cox |
#6836 (105/330) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<angst> i want a relationship with more depth.
<angst> and no, i don't mean a deeper asshole.
<angst> i mean someone who can deep-throat. |
#6834 (122/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<angst> someone off campus was looking at my penis.
<angst> i think i spend too much time analyzing people's actions in my webserver's logs |
#6833 (12/229) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Logan learns how to say no to requests of programming assistance.
<loop> uh oh
<loop> that sounds bad for everybody like me |
#6828 (203/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tweet> does n e one else's gf ever told them they wanna fuck you with a strapon?
<Nekorin> Good news, Tweet, you have a girlfriend.
<Nekorin> Bad news, she's thinks you're gay. |
#6824 (7386/10808) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?" |
#6812 (60/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(user1) whio'
(user1) is awke?!?2
(user1) aggha
(user1) aned to think i oepratd a motr vejcal |
#6810 (-2/353) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Funicide> oh oui oui merci oui oh oui merci
<Funicide> awwwww oui
<Unill> french?
<Funicide> thats the sound of 2 gay dude humping in paris |
#6804 (3/198) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<justin> i had a guy claim sending ctcp fuckyou's was a DOS attack and try to get my account deleted
<justin> 'cain' on efnet.. fuckwit
<cafuego> '*!*@*' on efnet.. fuckwit |
#6803 (152/307) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<drdink> what are c31487-a and cc31487-a?
<drwiii> they are numbers, accompanied by letters and dashes. |
#6802 (79/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<YyzKnicks> what is anal sex anyway, when you think about it too much and get neurotic? Ohh, you mean butt sex |
#6800 (50/227) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fuckin`eh> If you think your cool CLICK HERE!
<JtHM> fuckin`eh: nothing happened when I clicked :( |
#6798 (40/249) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bos> whats that goatse website again ? I need it |
#6797 (153/307) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<drdink> WaL-_-MarT: I used to know how to do an overhead page in your store
<WaL-_-MarT> cool, drdink..
<drdink> actually what you do
<drdink> is you take walmart's employee phone off the pole
<drdink> and go get a portable phone from the electronics department
<drdink> and plug it in to the pole
<drdink> and you can walk around the store
<drdink> and they can't catch you
<drdink> just don't leave, or its stealing |
#6794 (111/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shawn> refurbished is when something is defective and the manufacturer finds it to be a simple repair and then resells them to cheap bastards like myself |
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