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#17945 (126/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Iggz> screw it
<Iggz> i'm gonna put this cottage cheese on my sandwhich
<Iggz> and no ones gonna stop me |
#17944 (9/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jarp> i am 19 years old
<Jarp> the big 2.0, if ya add up the numerals |
#17942 (133/293) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jibble> I got a 3.5 this semester :D
<Jibble> I so thought I'd failed that history exam too
<MrEnthusiasm> its a computer error
<MrEnthusiasm> you should be getting a letter in the mail rather soon explaining why your financial aide has been revoked
<Jibble> I don't have any financial aid
<MrEnthusiasm> got the letter I see |
#17941 (36/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GameFang11> He says, and he pulls out sword from the wall
<GameFang11> he loses 3 HP
<GameFang11> The Thief attacks Christ
<Chris-Hotwire-Ashtear> hehehe
<GameFang11> DAMN! *Chris
<Drakkor> man
<Drakkor> you are going to hell |
#17939 (98/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Neo_Rockman> ummm... if it's friday the 7th, does this mean that in 7 more days it will be friday the 13th?
<Neo_Rockman> wait.. |
#17931 (148/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MrEnthusiasm> ugh, new david bowie cd boasted that it had interactive multimedia on it
<MrEnthusiasm> what it meant was 2 buttons, one to play the cd and one to connect to a site |
#17929 (-1/228) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<InSoc> DEAR INVESTORS: HOW NOT TO MAKE STOCKS GO DOWN: _STOP SELLING STUFF_
<InSoc> Heh.
<Destruya> That can only be done by incredibly large amounts of trading
<MrEnthusiasm> it doesnt help that a bunch of big companies are going down in flames so people panic and sell thinking others will also burn and in fact promote them to die as well
<quatoria> there's every reason for investors to think other companies will burn
<quatoria> the recent accounting problems are indicitive of a much larger decay within corporate america, and investors know it.
<quatoria> they also know bush trying to present himself as a corporate reformer is a total frigging joke. |
#17927 (-1/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<baboo> Takin' the ol' skinboat to Tuna Town.
<JakeD> Doing the five-knuckle shuffle on the piss-pump.
<baboo> 'Course, when I masturbate, I use only three fingers. More grip that way.
<baboo> I've got enough foreskin to open a KFC. |
#17925 (0/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<waramp> so I was fucking this guy in the ass right? and he turns around and kisses me!
<waramp> what a fag! |
#17923 (38/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Algorithms> DareDevil2002: I am saying I am wishing for stable woody
<PaC> Algorithms: perhaps viagra can help you with that |
#17920 (2/220) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HydroSqueegee> i had a very strange dream the other day i was sucking my own dick and choking on it...
<hoho> hydro, TMI
<rzrshrp> hydro, shut your mouth
<HydroSqueegee> *refrains from further self insult*
<NickBlasta> You should be shot for that dream |
#17917 (-2/322) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^TheRock^> vagina?
<incubus[]> lol
<ProluS> wth... i minimized this window talking about c++, now we're talking about vaginas?
<^TheRock^> haha
<ProluS> lol
<enisoc> you must be new
<lewney> you must be new / are you a jew? / if so, catholicism is not for you |
#17916 (0/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
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<fester> Gunn: wtf are you doing?
<fester> exercising process creation?
<GunnX> something like that
<fester> you'll bend your fork() :) |
#17915 (-1/203) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<incubus[]> say oreo while holding your tounge
<incubus[]> it sounds like, i don't know
<Algorithms> say pig fucking bastard while holding your tounge .. it sounds like .. pig fucking bastard |
#17907 (91/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<George> : Walmart is selling Linux boxes now.
<George> : Onward and upward.
<George> : Once you get them in the Walmart's, Cosco's, and K-Mart's, world domination is near.
<3hreeD> : yeah george but there's only so much you can do with those linux boxes
<George> : Yeah, like run the net. |
#17902 (171/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZaphHD> I almost bought a kiddy pool today...thought about filling it up with
water and filling myself up with beer in the back yard
<ZaphHD> but it reminded me too much of homer simpson |
#17901 (11/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<StalkerofurSoul> I only sexually harass midgets
<Bartolimis> I only sexually harrass hot chicks
<Spazz> I only sexually harrass the elderly. |
#17900 (101/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shadowline> kinda quite in here lately ? What seems to be the problem ?
<PovRayMan> fap fap fap |
#17897 (119/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<deh> fuck
<deh> man lead singer of hanson
<deh> fuck shes so hot |
#17895 (91/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xetrov`> bbiab
<Xetrov`> gonna go swim with my sister
<[VeRT]> kinky |
#17894 (3/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Speaking of poke 4
<Polaris[LovesChii]> I wonder if anyone has some pokemon pr0n
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Like I said before.........Misty IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Squirtle isn't too bad either |
#17893 (0/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<barbye> wtf is this
<barbye> teh purpose
<barbye> WHAT IS THE PURPOSE
<barbye> IN LIFE
<bass_freak> There is no purpose in life... =(
<barbye> i know SO WHAT R WE DOING
<barbye> LETS ALL KILL OURSELVES
<johnny69> mhmm.. ok
<bass_freak> good idea!
* barbye bbl, [SUICIDE]
* johnny69 bbl, [SUICIDE]
* bass_freak bbl, [SUICIDE] |
#17890 (52/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[SS]Psyco|PB> The Magic 8-Ball has been ACTIVATED, Type !8ball <question> to use. ×Tracer Script×
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> !8ball will I get high tonight...
<[SS]Psyco|PB> [1CH]Gypsy|Occupied, ( YES!!!!! )
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> FUCKIN' RIGHTS!
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> sweet..
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> at least I can stop worrying.. |
#17887 (339/472) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ShowHour> Any hot girls with a cam free for chat?
<Hot^Gay_Male> yes
<Hot^Gay_Male> msg me |
#17886 (122/277) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Tom - "Are you using networking cable to pull the sled?"
Dave - "Yea, it's only 10baseT, but it should be fast enough." |
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