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#18047 (122/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BladeXT> hehe www.geekissues.org is a pretty cool site
<Videl17> wtf does Gee Kiss Ues mean?
<BladeXT> *sigh* |
#18038 (49/195) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Worsemaker> public boolean whore(String x) { if (x = "Your Mom") { return true; } else { return false; }
<Seigfried> You forgot your close brace, Worsemaker.
<Seigfried> And the else is extraneous.
<Seigfried> And I don't think you need the "public" unless it's actually in a class.
<Seigfried> And THAT has infinite levels of recursion. ;P
*** Worsemaker was kicked by Mandoric (C++ kick. =p) |
#18007 (67/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rival|prophecy> god some guy named whois keeps messaging me with all this hacker shit |
#17996 (109/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cam[gt]> is it bad if you're driving down the road and see an address on a mailbox that's 1394, and the first thing you think of is firewire? |
#17995 (411/560) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<danie2> do you have a gf?
<ieatrocks> hahahahahah
<ieatrocks> wow, thanks for even asking. |
#17994 (-2/380) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadStarman> if you ever woke up with your underwear off and white stuff in your ass would you tell anyone?
<DoctaBu> LOL
<DoctaBu> that wouldnt happen, so I dont know
<MadStarman> wanna go camping? |
#17993 (46/254) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Elysian changes topic to 'Metallica is the best thing to happen to pop since Micheal Jackson' |
#17991 (111/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<destruct> my boss just said o/~ be a man o/~
<archon> did he say it while removing his belt? |
#17989 (179/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GoreGasm> i'm sure i could beet you up, and i would
<th0m> *laying on sidewalk covered in beets* |
#17984 (147/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RuTaLiA> i *know* im a receptionist, but it would make my job a lot easier if ppl wouldnt call up here |
#17983 (142/355) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<indecisive> I WISH I WAS LIKE 5
<indecisive> I COULD START ALL OVER
<indecisive> LIKE HEY, I COULD PRETEND TO NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE MY LEGS
<indecisive> AND WENT AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR LIKE ALL MY LIFE BUT EXERCISED MY LEGS SECRETLY AND THEN JUMPED OUT AND STARTED BREAK-DANCING
<Fishfood> YOU COULD GO TO A CRIPPLE CONVENTION AND GET UP IN THE MIDDLE AND SHOUT 'GET WITH THE FUNK' AND JUMP ON THE TABLE
<indecisive> WHILE I'M WISHING, I WISH I HAD FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS |
#17981 (30/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phix> 70lbs of plutonium fell into san francisco bay off some ship or something
<Phix> did it cause any freak deformities?
<Phix> well it is San Francisco |
#17980 (22/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<meenk> I hate when I am walking through the produce section at the store and they stop me and say "why are you stealing our canteloupe?" |
#17977 (172/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MixieArmadillo> hahaha
<Mnementh4> if you tell me, I will have to commit sepuku
<MixieArmadillo> is that anything like oragami?
<Mnementh4> more messy, but the concept is basically the same |
#17975 (1/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
A_Dab_of_Drunkey : so the lesson learned from that is if i hit someone with something, say....my dick, theyd blow it? watch out olsen twins! |
#17973 (121/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lyfe> definition of porking: going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money.
<Lyfe> oops, wrong channel =/
<Lyfe> disregard
Morlack coughs
<Rakash|HoW> Lyfe you need a little timeout?
<Morlack> No, I think he needs a better plan at getting women. |
#17971 (96/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SaM`E> wh00p im getting an amp and 2 12" subs for my car :P~~~~~~
<SaM`E> 1400 installed wif a dual sub box
<glacius> that'll sound good...
<glacius> till they're stolen. |
#17967 (14/215) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LlamaKing> i spell disc with a C when referring to cd's, and with a k then referring to floppies :o
<Ace0522> sometimes i'll lable a vcd disc1 and disk2
<Ace0522> it's just random with me
<LlamaKing> heh
<Ace0522> sometimes i accidently write dick b/c im thinking of both...and the "S" just gets dropped out
<LlamaKing> LOL
<Ace0522> then i scratch it out best i can and re-write it
<LlamaKing> dick1 and dick2
<LlamaKing> haha |
#17966 (100/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ALT--F4> im a irc nerd
<ALT--F4> i have spend up to 14 hours on here at a time
<ALT--F4> its my favorite thing until i remember that i have a penis.
<Majin-Buu> k you are weird
<Majin-Buu> ill have to take ur nick into consideration
Parts: Majin-Buu (none@h24-66-113-73.tb.shawcable.net) [21 users] |
#17961 (69/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BiMP> i got a complete computer part list to buy
<BiMP> oh what fun
<Einsteini> what will be even better is recieving all the parts, just like xmas :D
<BiMP> yeah
<BiMP> and they better not be in peices
<BiMP> *glares at santa* |
#17960 (113/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kirke> I had interests too
<Kirke> But they all ended in court |
#17959 (1/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<celebrity_nitwit> scrotum
<W0RMW00D> scrotum
<d1rge> damn im hungry |
#17955 (0/298) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tim``> i dont
<tim``> have pants
<tim``> im poor
<Unforgiven> lol
<Unforgiven> loin cloth? |
#17950 (0/232) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<billf> if someone tried to pull a "surprise" prostate exam on me, I'd get up and leave |
#17946 (74/248) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Smaointe> giving birth to anything made of glass would be a pretty tricky business |
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