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<Sniperwolf> Im intending to whip you with meh cat5 if you dont shut up! |
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<C-rEs:#slackware> isnt it recommended to keep ports apart? like you dont want to use port 1035 and 1036 at the same time? |
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<Wolf_> Oh shit, just realized i tasted my sperm during masturbation ! :D
<CZ> Sick, how the hell did you managed do that ?
<Wolf_> Well, uh, the pressure was so high... |
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<ZondrZout> Dammit, something is coming out of my ass!
<ZondrZout> brb |
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<PowrSlave> Ah yes, everything I know I learned from Grand Theft Auto 3. For example, if I need a ride across town and there's a squad car nearby, I just punch the nearest old lady. When the cops get out of their vehicle to fight me, I steal the car. That gets me Warning Level 1, but all I have to do is hide in an alleyway for 30 seconds and the cops will forget all about me. Great learning tool. |
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<jesus_> my healing hands be drivin tha virgins wild. |
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<runedx2> the other day... my cat was in my lap.. and i was petting it. but then i realized there wasn't a cat in my lap. :( |
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<GrandTheftNintendo> wtf is an oligarchy
<confusedd> a cross between a monopoly and an orge |
#18174 (26/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<netmunky> i just ate
<orange1> he says as he returns from the bathroom |
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<LaBOMBa> I forfeited a wrestling match to this dude becuase his name was Dick Harden |
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Wangtangs2 <AUTO-REPLY> : taking a dump ;) >:o PUSH!!!
PRoGRaMMeRQ: I'm taking a screenshot of that and pasting that on my front website |
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<tbone22> today is my housemate's bday...what should i buy him...he just turned 23
<Dirge> a big fat penisdildo
<tbone22> he's hetero
<tbone22> (are there other kinda of dildos?) |
#18160 (139/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MaxPower> so I'm on this ftp site today
<thammy> haha
<thammy> that sounds like the beginning of a bad geek joke |
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<Aquanda> that would be cool if we were both whacking off at the same time to natalie portman |
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<PRoGRaMMeRQ> UnkNowN_A_hole likes it up the UnkNowN |
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<JonnyButt> dont you hate it when you are making out with a chick
<Dunebug> no
<JonnyButt> and she has a penis |
#18144 (1/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TK-42-1> what the hell is philatio? |
#18143 (94/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* compl3x is away (sleeping with kilrathi's mom)
<KilrathiX> hey!
<KilrathiX> that's my job! |
#18142 (104/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* DiscoFever ignores all you dicks
<Joelz> Good.
<Joelz> You shouldn't be looking at our penises anyway. |
#18140 (170/322) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<heffster> next thing on my to do list is to lose my virginity
<heffster> i'll probably have to fork out money for that too |
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<MofieJoe> if that really is wabby's sister
<MofieJoe> he should think about fucking her |
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[08:40] <GreenNight> voodoo mmm
[08:41] * GreenNight is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money, and slowly inflates larger and larger |
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<Carlton>I see someone walking down the street wearing all black I think, "Probably has a favourite Linux distribution." |
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<eleven> hitler
<eleven> that fucking jew |
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<wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser |
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