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<baboo> Takin' the ol' skinboat to Tuna Town.
<JakeD> Doing the five-knuckle shuffle on the piss-pump.
<baboo> 'Course, when I masturbate, I use only three fingers. More grip that way.
<baboo> I've got enough foreskin to open a KFC.
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