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#20825 (152/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<noodle> i think one of my nuts got twisted in my sac today
<noodle> i would start untwisting it, but i dont know which way its twisted, so i dont want to twist it more on accident
<TremoR> that hurts just thinking about it
<noodle> ooohhh shit that was definitely the wrong way, ow |
#26341 (-1/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Caveman> fuck...father in law had company this past weekend...including his friends like 17 or 18 year old daughter
<Caveman> and da bitch didnt even use the bathroom with the hidden cam |
#26339 (195/373) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xerox> ...Oh god. Nintendo gave me a preview DVD of apparently quite a lot of their games. I have no DVD player. I do, however, have a PS2. CAN ANYONE SEE THE IRONY HERE!? |
#22279 (188/370) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skie`> the guy who sits next to me in french class had a friend that was going through CS in college, so we were talking about that... probably 4 or 5 people turn around and say "What the hell, colleges have a CounterStrike department now?" |
#25330 (74/218) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now
<Leida> what am i now? what can there possibly be above a trend?
<Sensai-Sakiya> god? immortal? person worshiped by all?
<Leida> you are all worshipping me?
<Ibaimendi> I never realized the line between abuse and worship was so thin. |
#25314 (145/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[logic1] hmm even though it does state "freakcock" in the url i think this might be a cute picture of a little kitty.. let me take a look |
#25278 (-3/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<z0rk> why do you want this indian so much?
<acid> i want him as a wallpaper, reminds me of something my gf did tonight |
#20657 (209/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xyrnx> when people write 'there' instead of 'their' it fucking annoys me and i wanna rip their throat out
<xyrnx> but i guess each and his own
<eckesicle> xyrnx: you've got a point their.
<nocturnal> xyrnx: why so mad about there grammar |
#24896 (-1/193) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+EvaUnit02> so as far as after the first 9 months of not having sex
<+EvaUnit02> and not having withdrawls
<+EvaUnit02> You never did workouts
<+EvaUnit02> like serious weight training.
<cd|work> after 9 months i would have a bloody stump for a hand
<KuunLB> hahahahahah
<cd|work> and the biggest pr0n collection in the universe
<+EvaUnit02> Yea thats about right
<mysoundis> tbh after a while even masturbation gets boring
<cd|work> even like alien pr0n
<mysoundis> <<< has lotsa alien porn
<KuunLB> yeah
<mysoundis> (the gf likes it)
<+EvaUnit02> After 6 months you have to start switching hands
<cd|work> EvaUnit02, good call
<KuunLB> masturbation has it's limits
<+EvaUnit02> start
<mysoundis> (okay i made that up)
<+EvaUnit02> otherwise your one arm is super toned up
<cd|work> haha
<cd|work> do you like... try to start giving yourself head? |
#23181 (5/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JaYoNaIsE> xvid is what?
<[Piratez]> xvid is xrated video |
#22918 (-2/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^Sunrise> YES! SCORE! parents gone to see matrix
<^Sunrise> SUPAR FAP TIME
<^Sunrise> keekles |
#25586 (53/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@kronz> dot <--
<@kronz> wait no
<@kronz> . <-- dot |
#20655 (-2/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheMaskedAnus> Hey Walter, Pump up the funk!
<ElBorracho> Uhh, I don't want him pumping up anything that ryhmes with spunk... |
#20642 (-1/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* held (~chief@dhcp-17-034.via-eth.ch) Quit (Quit: there is no spoon!)
<[Piratez]> no spoon, no soup for u! |
#25391 (429/587) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip? |
#20445 (120/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #Arleah on irc.alterdreams.net
<Fehr> BY THE GODS
<Fehr> it IS up!
<Bigom> it's up
<Fehr> see you in there..
<Dom> Fehr and Biggom have just discovered viagra. |
#20279 (-2/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GUY> Is there n e other ways to say pussy i know pussy clit cunt beaver n' vagina |
#25214 (-3/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KKR[b0r3d]> i once had a wet dream and was glued to my bed the following day |
#25206 (145/343) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Makura) -_-
(@Shady) why the long emoticon? |
#25197 (30/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rogue2> a diablo SV just pulled in to my parking lot
<rogue2> it's michael bolton driving the diablo
<Snow> Did Michael Bolton really just drive a Lamborghini Diablo into your parking lot?
<Snow> That's so absurd it's actually believable.
<Snow> Oh, I have to go. Edward James Olmos just pulled into my drive way in a Panoz Roadster. |
#20515 (139/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<keith_escalade> If you were a guy, I'd call you Richard Whiskey (Dick Liquor for short).
<Samantha> Shut the hell up |
#20497 (8/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<emil> If it makes you feel better, I'll show you a picture of myself. |
#20478 (-1/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«{dR}-Cobra» i had my gf whack me off cause she couldnt give head all that well
«{dR}-Cobra» i told her to go faster and she gagged, i told her she sucked
«{dR}-Cobra» but not very good |
#20462 (-5/421) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[GSF]PippinZ> I teach maths and english |
#20459 (76/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<deathazre> somebody stole twish's vanilla cock
<deathazre> er, coke
<deathazre> ^_^
<TheOrgasmicMe> mmm vanilla cock
<whatboy> maybe it was missy elliot
<whatboy> o.O
<TheOrgasmicMe> if cock tasted like vanilla i would be gay |
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