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#22213 (273/457) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Sinviras: Squeak got himself a g/f
Sinviras: ?
CVYSqueak915: yeah
Sinviras: grats
CVYSqueak915: thanks
Sinviras: what lvl is she?
CVYSqueak915: SHe has no internet
Sinviras: ....
Sinviras: dump her |
#24572 (129/337) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ShadowRage> I woke up this morning and thought I was a carrot :( |
#25239 (110/318) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Kamakazi> i've seen a cat land on it's head
<@Kamakazi> it was my fault
<@Kamakazi> i tried to make it do 2 backflips
<@Kamakazi> it was at my friends house
<@Kamakazi> i wanted to see if they ALWAYS landed on their feet
<@Kamakazi> so i dropped him and he did.
<@Kamakazi> and i was like hmm...
<@Kamakazi> i wonder how many backflips he could do then |
#18496 (172/338) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Temptrezz> Do you ever find yourself going out to dinner with people you can't stand
<Cokecan> All the time, I call her my girlfriend |
#25269 (277/479) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Notoes> YES
<Notoes> FINALLY
<TlMMAH> u kissed a girl?
<Notoes> no
<Notoes> EXTERNAL 60GIG HD |
#18562 (155/319) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<skwerrel> i know a guy who brings his apple notebook (whatever the hell they're called) to philosophy class. if there was ever a class that you DON'T need a computer for, its philosophy
<Robowan> Maybe he brought it as proof that there is no god? |
#25317 (112/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RobertRence> Okay, since I've apparently got my definitions screwed up, define a hacker for me.
<Straylight> Hackers are people who dress in fruity colors and say things like "HACK THE PLANET" and hang around with Matthew Lillard and stuff |
#25302 (118/256) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<m477[Lain]> Customer: "I don't have a cdrom drive, and the CD is too big to fit in the floppy drive. And the software store won't take it back. So you have to help me install this, because it's all your fault. If you had sold me the version of Windows I wanted, I wouldn't have had to buy Windows 95." |
#25265 (143/291) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<saunafrend>: you know, next time we're in a building thats burning down, and someone screams "GOD PLEASE HELP US!! IF WE HAD A SMARTMEDIA READER WE'D ALL BE SAVED!!" you won't think it was such a waste of money anymore, and i'll laugh as you burn. |
#25257 (154/304) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<NyseriA> at uni we asked this lad why the carpet was a different colour under this computer desk, he said that he had spilled an eggcup of bleach :D What made it worse though was that there was a lass sat on his beanbag on teh floor and she said, did you spill it upwards onto the keyboard shelf bottom as well :P |
#25250 (80/276) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Blixt> I wonder if the Korean army uses starcraft tactics
<Taerkar> extending the creep and sending hordes of zergs at their enemies?
<Taerkar> "You! Mine those crystals. You two, into the gas factory."
<Blixt> KEKE LA~ OFFICER! |
#25243 (110/234) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RageATM> been sitting here for so long when i walked into the other room i could still see my mirc screen |
#20355 (4/233) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mailfraud> did i tell u i wore out the motor on my vibrator? |
#18495 (114/274) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JessiA> that's weird though
<Kirke> Plus it doesn't even work that well
<JessiA> because Diabetics usually ONLY drink diet sodas
<Kirke> It makes you crave carbohydrates
<The_Vagrant> yeah
<The_Vagrant> my dad can only have diet
<The_Vagrant> but i don't think he cares about the whatever
<Kirke> Not to mention it tastes like ass
<The_Vagrant> i happen to enjoy the taste
<JessiA> hehehe true that
<Kirke> You would
<The_Vagrant> ..um i know i would
<The_Vagrant> i said it didn't I
<JessiA> Vag likes the taste of ass?
<The_Vagrant> no
<The_Vagrant> ass tastes totally different |
#25228 (356/472) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Scofco> I neeeeed to gain weight
<Scofco> speaking of which, gonna go make dinner
* Scofco is away: making lasagna L:on, P:on
*** Scofco is now known as Scofco-away
*** Scofco-away is now known as Scofco
* Scofco is back from making lasagna. Awaytime 1min 14secs.
<Scofco> so much for that plan
<Jason> Wow, that was quick.
<Scofco> opened the freezer and saw some ice cream
<Idioteq> MASTER CHEF |
#25221 (328/506) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Boogieman> I run my fingers up your left thigh
<Boogieman> oops, uhh, wrong channel
<Status> LOL!!
<Boogieman> forget you ever saw that
<Status> Gee, now would be a great time to take that new screenshot...
* Boogieman glances around nervously
<Asmodi> rofl, boogieman, what cha doin?
<Boogieman> certainly not trying to have permiscuous sex with cyber strangers, thats for sure |
#25212 (215/391) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FiZi> HEY I FOUND A COOKIE CRUMB ON MY SHIRT
* FiZi eats it
<FiZi> Aw crap
<FiZi> It wasn't a cookie crumb |
#25208 (0/266) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<miriamb> is there really horse in horseradish |
#25205 (330/498) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<m477[Lain]> ok i know how to fix this problem, but you need a webcam and have to be naked |
#22468 (367/600) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
--> The_Ents (~trees@the.darkforrest.net) has joined #Isengard
<-- Saruman has quit (Excess Flood) |
#22463 (-2/239) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Z0RG`brb> i have kids too
<BOH23> okey....
<+Z0RG`brb> but only half kids
<+Z0RG`brb> need a girl for the other half |
#22455 (97/247) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sarnaen> [sarcasm]
<Sarnaen> [/sarcasm]
* Sarnaen claps
<Sarnaen> fuck.
<Sarnaen> [/stupidity] |
#22450 (207/385) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dark`Machine> man i hate when you're drinking milk
<Dark`Machine> and then you hafta spit
<Dark`Machine> and it looks like cum
<Dark`Machine> and it';s like "ew whose dick did i suck"
<Dark`Machine> then you remember you're drinking milk... :/
<RexExitium> have you ever sucked dick?
<RexExitium> im sorry if none of us can relate.
<Glorious> dude, that's beyond fucked up
<Dark`Machine> man's gotta pay the rent Rex :P
<Nicolai> O_o
<Glorious> ew
<Jennifer> yeah i hate that too Dark`Machine!
<Jennifer> erm
<Jennifer> never mind
<Dark`Machine> <mentalnote> never make comments regarding milk ever again, ever </mentalnote>
<Dark`Machine> right then, back to lurking
<Lassie> I hate it when you're sucking cock and it's like ewww and it looks like milk :( |
#22443 (85/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DarKHawK> Hows this, I get told to create a /dev dir for a developer I say no and he says he is the developer and thats what he wants it called |
#22403 (37/227) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[-QUIT-] - entropy[-entropy@ACBE676A.ipt.aol.com-] - Connection reset by peer
* Painless watches as entropy demonstates the stability of her win2k box |
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