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#19493 (172/329) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Joins: Gabe (Gabe@ZiRC-62019.net273.fl.sprint-hsd.net)
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Gabe
<@Gabe> WHAT, NO FANFARE?
* @Mr_X sticks a trumpet in his arse
* @Mr_X farts loudly |
#19485 (151/344) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<stu> i literally just had good sex
<stu> my cock is still wet
<clay> and to the internet you go |
#19460 (94/251) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Arcadian> and I kinda like the whole 'not having to scrub my urethra with a feminine towelette' thing, too.
<Kandalor> Some guys are into that sort of thing.
<Avie_work> I'm almost scared to take part in this particular conversation. |
#19245 (231/423) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kt> i got my tongue pierced
<Eamon_the_goth17> really
<Eamon_the_goth17> so whats it like have a rod and two balls in your mouth?? |
#19229 (-2/331) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<slow> once i was whacking off and i seen my own dick and it made me not have wood or something |
#19227 (43/211) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[m]egaloB> don't eat from taco bell. just save yourself 45 minutes and flush whatever you buy |
#19209 (112/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<niwa> hey vildauget
<niwa> how's it hanging ?
<vildauget> nice indeed. been out, having some potatochips before bed ;)
<niwa> I was actually referring to your penis, so please constrain your answer to 'left' or 'right' |
#18607 (81/320) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[17:36] <kNIGits> hey, can anyone get to apple dot com?
[17:36] <ambr> kNIGits: no, it was taken down by a worm
[17:36] <ambr> GETTIT >? ??@!??@!?!@?!?@? |
#19206 (74/239) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Corosion> smartass =P
<BBtB> Yes... yes it is
<BBtB> The penis is none to dumb either
<BBtB> in fact all my body parts would be catorgized as "above average" or better |
#19204 (61/233) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@vaL_> damn... this cute girl came home woohoo
<@patsfan12> home?
<@patsfan12> your home?
<@patsfan12> neighbor?
<@vaL_> yeah
<@vaL_> nah, she was my cousin :( |
#22529 (150/338) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Capt_Dequranii> bah... the south were n00bs
<Capt_Dequranii> the north had the better aimbot
<crack> "omg!@! h4x h4x!~!!" Robert E. Lee |
#22491 (28/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@timmo> <Tw1zt1d> I've only learned one thing about IRC over the years
<@timmo> <Tw1zt1d> It's that if you talk, you get banned
<@timmo> Approve Kill Nothing
<@timmo> thats funny because i banned him |
#18966 (-2/227) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Eskimo-Steve is now known as Eskimo-Steve|shower
*** Orestes is now known as Orestes|inStevesshower |
#18762 (-2/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Racecraft> the current williams livery hasn't grown on me as much as the canon and rothmans liveries :(
<Atlaz> waah waah waah
<Atlaz> the only thing growing on you is the rare TERMINAL VIRGIN orchid |
#18761 (119/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<drunkers> any of you sweet cookies wanna chat?
<Kathy102> hi
<drunkers> not you crumb |
#18593 (349/502) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hello_c> jon: you god damned pervert!
<count^> jon isnt a pervert.
<hello_c> how do you know?
<count^> because im one, and he's never at the meetings. |
#18539 (0/271) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(jR): unix is weak.. I prefer to use Pascal |
#18532 (147/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pure_arf> relapse you can fuck with most new tv infrared receivers
<pure_arf> with TI calculators
<pure_arf> i was just playing with one once, pressing random buttons and the TV suddenly turns on and starts flipping channels
<MonkeyT> arf are you sure you didnt confuse a ti graphing calculator with a remote control |
#18511 (12/311) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<d3m|silence`sleepyweepy> he is just an asshole and feels he needs to use derogatory names to get his way |
#25448 (7/283) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<confuted> some israeli guy just started here
<confuted> whats the url to that suicide bomber flash game? |
#25385 (0/224) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
r ever end in e: i am 1.8MB away from downloading all IE components
e l i t e m r p: where you getting em from?
e l i t e m r p: i wanna download em in 5 mins just to laugh
e l i t e m r p: then maybe ill delete it and redownload it again, and laugh some more |
#25353 (158/372) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Elfin> Hey, it happens. I don't want you to feel that you have to apologise for anything. This is #ecchi-attack, open to all kinds of people.
<Sak> EXCEPT THE BI-CURIOUS
<Elfin> YEAH. And faggots.
<Elfin> And black people.
<Elfin> And Muslims.
<Sak> And Asians.
<Elfin> And Pakistani's.
<Sak> And Native Americans.
<Elfin> Apart from them, everyone else is okay.
<Sak> Ahem.
<Sak> FORGETTING THE JEWS ARE WE??? |
#25343 (127/291) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn')
<rhythm> what the fuck
<rhythm> i wanna go to his house |
#18516 (216/388) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
BeHeMoTh101 : dude, penises shouldn't leak
TX Luder : uh... does yours?
BeHeMoTh101 : ok after you pee
TX Luder : oh, yeah
BeHeMoTh101 : you could stand over the toilet forever and not be drained
TX Luder : oh, well i manufactured a crude devise using a valve from a prosthetic heart and some exopy glue... it works wonders
BeHeMoTh101 : how does that even function
TX Luder : you know, i probably should have figured out how it would work before i glued it to my penis, but ya win some ya lose some |
#24367 (97/241) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<noddy> i like porn :D
<Mortarion> we've noticed :D
<noddy> porn! coz it's cheaper than dating! |
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