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#26337 (37/235) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<RageFury> 1-800-Wheelchair.com looking for Web Dev. ASAP (Williamsburg, Brooklyn)
<RageFury> I guess they will be interested in server side push technologies.
<RageFury> Their clients can't move themselves. |
#25453 (0/380) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[atrkid] could somebody help me setup a forum ? a friend of ours died yesterday, we'd like to make a little site for his friends
[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. no
[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. RTFM |
#25037 (144/362) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jeev> there are 2 things i hate in life
<jeev> racists and mexicans |
#26368 (271/447) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ecco> HELLO MICROSOFT WORD SPELLCHECK
<ecco> spellcheck results for 'adn': amputate, arthritis, antidisestablishmentarianism, samurai, tissue, jetpack, George Orwell |
#26367 (-6/370) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<faraway> JEW-Work please step into my ove.. err office |
#26366 (-4/318) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hatter> I've smoked out of a maglite before
<Hatter> beat that
<reppy> I've smoked out of a 3 liter bottle. :/
<BlackDeth> i've smoked out of an aborted fetus |
#26365 (-3/331) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> thats gay you dont have to do that for a slim jim |
#26348 (3/289) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Drewcifer> the carpets all nice and lubricated |
#26343 (206/360) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ModIWD> these girl scouts on this box almost look old enough
<ModIWD> to uh
<ModIWD> be selling cookies |
#26340 (379/691) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Camus> im palazed!
<+Fleebis> Palazed?
<+Fleebis> Paralyzed?
<+Camus> yea
<+Camus> close
<+Camus> kinda
<+Camus> i just type in the first letter
<+Camus> and hit a couple keys
<+Fleebis> oh, i underktnjd |
#25389 (311/439) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mal> there were so many people using POP3 at DefCon... it was obscene
<Mal> who the hell sends out a text password over a network surrounded by FIVE THOUSAND hackers!? |
#25272 (119/253) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<haole-writing> did you ever read my story, vampress?
<Vampress> I'm sorry I didn't get a chance yet
<Vampress> it's sitting on my nightstand
<Vampress> staring at me everyday
<Ragnarok> haole must have put a lot of himself in that story |
#23910 (118/304) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<macro> DAMMMMMIT
<macro> i think i accidently installed gator
<macro> i knew this would happen one day |
#22694 (24/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<YT> o_0
* YT rubs eye
<YT> o_O
<YT> there we go |
#22596 (12/295) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Amora_Bunny> Dragon is my pet bitch
<Dr4g0n> nope
<Dr4g0n> yep |
#21554 (204/389) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Motorbreath151: I love
TheOffspring326: what?
Motorbreath151: oh sorry
Motorbreath151: forgot to finnish my sentence
Motorbreath151: I-KIRJAIN lempiä ilakoida televisio kisat
Motorbreath151: there we go
TheOffspring326: what the fuck
Motorbreath151: i finnished it
Motorbreath151: stupid
Motorbreath151: finnish is a language |
#21456 (235/383) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@hugh|boredstupid> my mind was lagged
<@Andrew|busy> I hate when that happens
<@Andrew|busy> you're like "fkin reconnect. hurry up dammit- I'm probably saying something stupid" |
#21790 (290/433) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* @Super-Vipeo [Super Mario Brothers Theme Song-Nintendo] - [0.65mb; 1:24; 64kbps; 44khz; mono]
<@Cockroach> I saw a quicktime movie of a guy playing that on the piano
<@Cockroach> and about every other mario song
<@Cockroach> was kind of scary... then people on the CS forum started posting about learning sailor moon songs on their clarinets
<@Cockroach> and suddenly the Mario guy was normal again... |
#19871 (220/383) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Swamp> neep is the superior race
<Neep|workable> a race of one
<Neep|workable> until I breed
<Neep|workable> MWHAAHHAA
<[werk]chin> thank god thats unlikely
<Swamp> hahahaha
<[werk]chin> natures own built in failsafe |
#25373 (117/311) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Amanda`) I think random orgasms would get old after a while |
#25364 (599/841) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS |
#26347 (120/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mef> American Scientists Finalize Plans To Construct Artificial Tri-Force;
<mef> US Declares War On Ganon
<mef> http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2003/06/28/weekinreview/29over.slide01.jpg |
#23169 (-1/418) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<@BcK> mexicans steal cabbage patch doll
<@BcK> to get the birth certificate |
#21080 (137/325) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CommanderStab> You know how I'd love to go out?
<CommanderStab> Once I'
<sei> midsentence?
<ipkiss> hahahhaha
<CommanderStab> Hahaha, sei - shut up ^^; |
#24637 (294/502) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<eval> multiple personality disorder
<MudBlud> oh, i have that
<MudBlud> so do i |
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