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TheOffspring326: Grand Theft Auto 3 would be alot more realistic if the main character was black..... |
#21086 (218/354) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Midvalley> it's a beautiful day
<Midvalley> makes we want to do something other than close the drapes because the light is on my monitor |
#22967 (29/315) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sKarab> wtf is a pap smear anyway? <sKarab> it sounds nasty <sKarab> like the sound of plastic hitting moist vagina <sKarab> PAP! <sKarab> ssssmmmeeaaarrrrr |
#21034 (94/305) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hatter_ui> Honestly, could you love yourself anymore you fuck?
<Otto> As a matter of fact, yes.
<Otto> My ribs are being removed as we speak. |
#21018 (120/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dylan> anyone know where i can get the new deftones album?
<zomb> dylan, FYE or best buy
<zomb> should have it
<dylan> do they have ftp? |
#20759 (56/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Snapper> Whats the Egyption word for slave?
<Terron> jew
<goaty> jew
<snuggles[away]> goddamn jew
<Happygay> dirty jew |
#20709 (-1/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@I_Need_Therapy> it would be cool if in the future the world will be like in startrek
<@_super_> star trek enterprise and charmin toilet paper
<@_super_> both on a mission to search and wipe out klingons |
#20688 (205/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<markogogo> Do you Americans know what a "Bubba" is?
<ptachka> yes, we elected one |
#20586 (186/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<killjoy> i'm leaving smooshed bug guts on the top corner of my monitor as an example of what will happen if any other bug should attempt to cross into my domain. |
#20525 (191/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gerrard> Theres some sort of militant feminist movement going on in my ceramics class |
#24966 (150/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TaQ|away> Argh, my server's being raped up the bumb.
<alerith> send pics
<alerith> oh
<alerith> i thought you said your sister |
#24566 (129/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shock[JR]breakfast> basically i went to a kegger and drank 4000 kegs and got sloshed then i temporarily left the establishment and then i saw a schoolbus parked outside so i was like FUCK THIS IS TEAM FORTRESS REAL LIFE I AM AN ENGINEER -e- REPRESENT FUCK then i started taking off the bumper / mirrors / stop sign then i got arrested and they took my shoes / shirt and threw me in jail
<Shock[JR]breakfast> all i could do, while i was sitting in the cop car, was make fun of the laptop |
#21148 (123/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<StmChser> anyone here know any good gay pron sites?
<StmChser> er
<StmChser> pay
<StmChser> shi
<StmChser> t |
#20987 (145/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[21:13] (@KOLDSTARE): I was informed this is a rich part of town
[21:14] (@KOLDSTARE): wore my leather jacket to dinner and I got stared at
[21:14] (@KOLDSTARE): its not like I ripped it off a cow and stuck a zipper on it |
#26345 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama> don't you know that olean causes anal leakage?
<kisama> i ate ruffles WoW once
<kisama> and i fucking got owned
<kisama> with some bad anal leakage |
#19118 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kevyn> I wish I was in a wheelchair, then I could go to the mall without having to get up. |
#20518 (20/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Falkon> My dreams always involve talking on IRC. |
#26342 (158/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<asdasd> spellig? excuse me asshole...I got a+ in englsih |
#26338 (158/382) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
visualwealth: you know whats funny?
visualwealth: i was writing my paper for like 8 hours straight now
visualwealth: and ive achieved more in last two hours than the six hours before
visualwealth: i really have some concentration issues
onkeybutt87: haha
onkeybutt87: seriously...
onkeybutt87: maybe you should go to, like, a concentration camp |
#26334 (-2/346) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aNuBiS-> but youre never around :/
<PeeDC> lol
<PeeDC> thats cuz im busy with real life these days
<aNuBiS-> lies
<PeeDC> i got a kid on route .. due in less than a month .. and no job .. im busy :P
<aNuBiS-> hmmm, youre black now? |
#25576 (1/273) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* suicide6x packets stikys brain
<suicide6x> Now you are dumb
<Yottabyte> too late
<Yottabyte> Packeting stiky's brain would be like packeting a dial up connection
<Stiky> shut up
<Stiky> more like
<Stiky> 26k now
<Stiky> cause i smoked a bowl
<suicide6x> ha
<suicide6x> exploit! |
#25575 (144/314) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RokChik> I spent $125 on jeans, two shirts, a sweater thing, two pairs of sox, bra, undies, earrings, bracelet, and necklace
<sixtymhz> Rok: yeah, good job shopping.
<sixtymhz> Wish I could get all that for $125. Even bra and panties.
<sixtymhz> Would make my Friday nights go over better.
<ShinJN> whoa
* ShinJN steps away from 60mhz
<sixtymhz> ShinJN: hater
<sixtymhz> just playing, where's ya'lls sense of humor tonight?
<ShinJN> it's there
<ShinJN> i was joking
<sixtymhz> oh, so you wanna step closer?
<ShinJN> no |
#20839 (2/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nancy> any fem wants to make love?
<TDO_Crips> nah
<TDO_Crips> theyre just here to fuck |
#20837 (-1/394) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<garrett> i need to get off in bed
<garrett> well, maybe even get off to bee
<garrett> err
<garrett> bed |
#20819 (89/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<althalus> I am of the opinion that there is something fundementally flawed with an organism that is designed to bleed a few pints of blood once a month for most of it's adult life and not die.
<althalus> there is something very wrong with that. |
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