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<+EvaUnit02> so as far as after the first 9 months of not having sex
<+EvaUnit02> and not having withdrawls
<+EvaUnit02> You never did workouts
<+EvaUnit02> like serious weight training.
<cd|work> after 9 months i would have a bloody stump for a hand
<KuunLB> hahahahahah
<cd|work> and the biggest pr0n collection in the universe
<+EvaUnit02> Yea thats about right
<mysoundis> tbh after a while even masturbation gets boring
<cd|work> even like alien pr0n
<mysoundis> <<< has lotsa alien porn
<KuunLB> yeah
<mysoundis> (the gf likes it)
<+EvaUnit02> After 6 months you have to start switching hands
<cd|work> EvaUnit02, good call
<KuunLB> masturbation has it's limits
<+EvaUnit02> start
<mysoundis> (okay i made that up)
<+EvaUnit02> otherwise your one arm is super toned up
<cd|work> haha
<cd|work> do you like... try to start giving yourself head? |