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#20496 (131/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<illiterat> I'm gonna install linux on my laptop. it comes with XP home, but XP's going to be homeless soon as UPS delivers it. |
#20470 (93/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Optimus> i've said it before and i'll say it again
<Optimus> rogue is easily the hottest in x-men 2
<Pyr0Maniac> Yeah... but you wouldn't be able to have sex
<Pyr0Maniac> You'd get the life force sucked out of you
<Optimus> they need to invent some kind of full-body condom
<Pyr0Maniac> Man, it's called saran wrap. |
#20447 (137/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lav> my brothers are drag-racing the tractor |
#20502 (127/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Riku> One time, there was an American, an Irishmen (I think), and a Polish guy who just robbed a bank and were hiding out in a barn.
<Riku> But then they heard the cops come, so the american hid behind a cow, the irish guy hid behind a pig, and the polish guy hid behind a sack of potatoes
<Riku> So when the cops came in, they shined the flashlight on the cow
<Riku> so the american guy went "moooo"
<Riku> then they shined it on the pig, and the irish guy when "oink oink"
<Riku> Then, they shined it on the sack of potatoes
<Riku> And the polish guy went, "Potato" |
#20494 (49/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
TheTrazzster: listening to Ludacris is the musical equivalent of eating shit. |
#20485 (163/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cspan> I wonder what IRC was like before the internet |
#20473 (212/404) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tps-> dude
<tps-> they used nmap in the matrix
<tps-> HEH
<tps-> im serious
<_static_> hah
<tps-> in the new movie
<tps-> lol
<tps-> it shows a shot of a linux terminal
<tps-> and a sh shell
<tps-> and it shows nmap running
<tps-> and 1 port was found
<_static_> surprised keanu could figure that stuff out
<tps-> i was like HOLY CRAP THATS NMAP
<tps-> and my friends just stared at me
<tps-> it was trinity
<_static_> probably had to have a stunt computer user |
#20471 (97/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ccmods> for what I'm creating, I'll need a length of duct tape, an avacado, and a tube sock.
<Ccmods> believe it or not, u can make a bong outta that
<Sean> i thought it was some sort of wanking implement |
#20456 (127/314) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Subject: New Matrix movie]
<corin> or maybe ill sneak in and if they ask for a ticket ill say there is no ticket |
#20287 (0/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NuttO> Girls Gone Wild: for men too fucking dumb to get real porn.
<Lakitu7> Seriously, that's the most boring porn evfer
<Measure> I downloaded some of that stuff and it was all "meh" and I came but I didn't enjoy it.
<Measure> It's like fucking a fat chick. |
#20275 (55/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dsbnh> man... mailorderbride.com leads to nothing
<[GSF]Tomato> I should register that
<dsbnh> they have mailorderbrides though
<dsbnh> so its giving me the option to browse ladies 18 to 98, i think i'll narrow
<dsbnh> to like... 90 98
<dsbnh> the way i figure i can get the sexor but they will be dead soon after
<dsbnh> perfect match
<dsbnh> ZERO RECORDS
<dsbnh> nooooooooooooooooooo |
#20276 (52/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* ^sWift licks Christina
* Christina has quit IRC (Quit: )
<^sWift> Whoa..
<^sWift> the lick of death
<Digitalis> damnit....gotta quit licking people sWift
* ^sWift licks Digitalis
<^sWift> damn it..u didnt die |
#20266 (56/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[2:19pm]«@ bobmudd» i'll trade my g/f for your hd
[2:19pm] <SPLIT> hmmm
[2:19pm]«@ cdawg» heh i will trade mine for a rock...... |
#20259 (-1/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ Kandal_NH ] alright ill just leave my irc on
[ Kandal_NH ] and chill in the battle field
[ Evolution_NH| ] yeah
[ Evolution_NH| ] Go in the front line
[ Kandal_NH ] hahaa
[ Kandal_NH ] its not like im gonan die anyways
[ @Oz_NH ] can never be too sure though
[ @Oz_NH ] just look the wrong way, pick up your sword and WHAM, some gay soldier has given you an STD |
#20268 (75/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Torn> WHAT ABOUT WE CHANGE TOPIC, BECAUSE I DON'T GET WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
<Bloodshedder> torn's feeble mind cannot understand what we are saying
<ph`> I agree with torn |
#20239 (47/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* [GSF]Kiru flatlines during a hallucinatory sequence in space where he drinks lots of tea and discusses politics with a talking orange and a plank of wood |
#20238 (101/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** {OK}oOShogoOo has joined #dransik
<{OK}oOShogoOo> :))))))))))))))))
<Gets> Why the long face? |
#20230 (117/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kingmob> i wonder how bad the irritating dork contingent at the matrix is gonna be
<kingmob> and i wonder to what extent i am one
<kingmob> i suppose the best i can hope for is no sysadmins dressed as trinity |
#20229 (-3/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[09:22:15 PM] <ChOeL> PING
[09:22:18 PM] <Jackson> PONG
[09:22:18 PM] <Jordan> PONG
[09:22:19 PM] <Neo_Genocide_City> PONG |
#20221 (122/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RatingsQ> WHOA I JUST HAD AN IDEA FOR A MOVIE
<RatingsQ> d00d what if you had this dude, typing on IRC...
<RatingsQ> but if he falls below 55 words per minute, dalnet explodes? |
#20211 (231/404) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cat_gurrrl> I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist! |
#20210 (36/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Spazz> http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Bush&q2=Gore&B1=Make+a+fight%21 &compare=1&langue=us
<@Spazz> Bush wins the popular vote.
<+roman> ..
<+roman> This is the internet.
<+roman> You expected BUSH to lose? |
#25599 (138/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[8:39pm]«+ w2o » Are you religious?
[8:40pm]«@ Dwarf» no Christian |
#26327 (202/358) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigDug> deth needs to get in touch with his inner child
<BlackDeth> i tried touching my inner child and he threatened to bring statuatory rape charges against me |
#26308 (294/472) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Methodical Pain: but tomatoes are fruits
TheOffspring326: no they're not!
TheOffspring326: they merely prefer the company of other tomatoes, thats all! |
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