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<Shock[JR]breakfast> basically i went to a kegger and drank 4000 kegs and got sloshed then i  temporarily left the establishment and then i saw a schoolbus parked outside so i was like FUCK THIS IS TEAM FORTRESS REAL LIFE I AM AN   ENGINEER -e- REPRESENT FUCK then i started taking off the bumper / mirrors / stop sign then i got arrested and they took my shoes / shirt and threw me in jail
<Shock[JR]breakfast> all i could do, while i was sitting in the cop car, was make fun of the laptop
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