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#19762 (61/314) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TantricJediSquizzle> Everyone wants me.
<Mal-23> You don't want you.
<TantricJediSquizzle> Prove it.
<Mal-23> Look at your cock.
<TantricJediSquizzle> Way ahead of you.
<Mal-23> Good, can you fit your mouth around it?
<TantricJediSquizzle> Yes.
<Mal-23> Then there you have it. You don't -want- you. You -have- you. Case dismissed. |
#24579 (170/302) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<raluka> I live in Southwest Europe
<JaniceF> New Mexico?
<raluka> Southwest Europe hun
<JaniceF> Oh you mean Brazil?
<JaniceF> I know! Lichenstein?
<raluka> Spain. |
#24391 (-5/237) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Evil_One> you know you're a geek when instead of repeating something in detail on irc
<Evil_One> you send an md5sum summary instead :/ |
#24387 (123/295) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Sortova> Heh - Singapore has at least 58 WiFi access points
< Sortova> http://www.wifinder.com
< jbroomeLUG> Sortova: $5 sucky, sucky *and* wireless! Score!
< Sortova> I did *not* just read that |
#22039 (108/240) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Be`CooL> cum pot sa fac o redirectionare la o pagina de pe alta pagina ?
<RoBorg> <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="10; url=http://my.com"> 10=10 seconds, url=http://my.com is optional
<RoBorg> thats a guess as I have no idea what you actually said... |
#22005 (207/388) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wan1234> is it possible cd rom can read dvd?
<wan1234> can cd rom read dvd
<wan1234> can cd rom read dvd?
<@URLofLocksley> wan1234: No.
<DaDuck> wan1234, only after its sprinkled with magic pixie dust
<slideshow> wan1234 yes it can, but you have to leave chat to make it work properly
<wan1234> but my friend told me that it can be done by flashing the cdrom bios
<Splodge`> You could always take the motor, circuitry and laser from a dvd drive and put it into a cd-rom.....
<Splodge`> Your friend is a dork wan1234
<DaDuck> lol Splodge`
<DaDuck> magic pixie dust is simpler
<Splodge`> pixie dust is region coded
<slideshow> lol
<slideshow> you can get a pixie dust crack though
<wan1234> ooo
<wan1234> where i can can get that?
<Splodge`> hahaha |
#21982 (256/436) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
PunkRocks64: we watched Matrix 1 in chemistry today.
PunkRocks64: and you know how Morpheus says the beginning of the end was the creation of AI?
EventuallyAdonis: what about it?
PunkRocks64: he says basically that the what started the machines taking over was human's fascination with AI..
PunkRocks64: and.. have you noticed that like 99% of our population is infatuated with American Idol .........
EventuallyAdonis: that's deep |
#21595 (219/379) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Crembo> in UT2k3, killing 6 people is "Monster kill".
<Crembo> in Quake3, it's "Excellent".
<Crembo> in CS, it's "Kicked by console". |
#21561 (4/186) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[16:13] <goatasaur> ahh, porn
[16:24] <goatasaur> what were we talking about? |
#21560 (-1/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<mogli_the_freak_> k
<mogli_the_freak_> I know you ppl must get this all the time...
<mogli_the_freak_> But, to start things off, I am not a lamer, or lazy and yes, I've done the work.
<mogli_the_freak_> But..
<mogli_the_freak_> I'm looking for an exploit for IRC.
<mogli_the_freak_> Can anyone here direct me to some info or anything? |
#21559 (3/203) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<EnergyWasp> or its your dumbass self's fault.
<EnergyWasp> having a white background, i cant say it surprises me
<Kill_Me> what color is yours EnergyWasp?
<Paralysis> blacker than Michael Jackson, KM
<Paralysis> er, shit |
#26376 (3/251) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<pupazz_> What American Pie Has Taught Us : No need to date if your mother bakes pie. |
#25438 (157/285) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Seph flies herself to the north pole
<Seph> -her +him
<fluffy> well that certainly clears up a lot |
#26372 (-3/355) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kisama> that girl looks like brett
<tito> she's cute
<tito> extremely cute |
#25223 (273/469) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<briancuz>My mom is ashamed of me because i'm not an alterboy. My dads ashamed of me because i'm not a football star
<sswoop182>sooooooo............Tackle a priest |
#23983 (171/325) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< Hippo> i'd be the worst jesus ever, i'd be constantly drunk if i could turn water into wine |
#23965 (70/272) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF Div 3
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF in Division 3
([CoP]Torn) We got a war tonight but no admin yet can someone admin us ~ CoP vs DeF in Division 3
(@zapp) stfu kthx
(@zapp) dont spam
([CoP]Torn) who's kthx ? |
#23942 (-2/290) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<[BaY]Spc_yoyO^|c107h3d|> Dude this is so gay.
<[mT]downset|partyboy> what is ?
<[BaY]Spc_yoyO^|c107h3d|> We have Hellen Kellar on our quarter so now when they see Alabama they'll think "RETARDED". |
#23391 (97/250) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<incarnate> IM FUCKING BORED
<kevin> so go masturbate
<Arma> Masturbation would only give temporary relief.
<Arma> And a huge loss of chi.
<kevin> you'd also be killing potential children :|
<kevin> MURDERER!
<incarnate> lol
<kevin> i'm gonna use that one on my future kids if i ever catch them masturbating.
<kevin> "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" "i was jerking it, dad!" "YOU MURDERER!!!!!!!!" |
#23380 (238/419) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Arrgh> hmmm... i need to write my own matrix code
<Harrison> Yes, Arrgh!
<Harrison> Then you can subjugate the entire human population!
<Harrison> Except for a small number of upstarts who'll wind up totally ruining your plans.
<Harrison> One of them will be a terrible actor.
<Arrgh> naw, that has a scale thats much too big
<Arrgh> i'll have to just subjugate all of you gys
<Harrison> Can I be the bad actor?
<Arrgh> i dunno, you need to audition!
<Harrison> Ok ok ok. How's this...
<Harrison> "Whoa."
<Arrgh> you're hired! |
#23879 (16/183) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Ubie> I'll worry about policies when I get my own intern |
#23309 (191/332) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<xterm> six
<six> yes?
<xterm> lets argue, i'm bored :-)
<six> you need to come up with something stupid first |
#23285 (0/229) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
entropy: i really couldnt be assed cleaning a shirt
morner: yeah, you'd be surprised if you were assed while cleaning a shirt |
#22326 (192/403) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Omnipolex> how many years of experience have you had with young rape ntfs
<ntfs0> young rape? i started when your mother was just a little girl
<Omnipolex> wtf
<Omnipolex> oh
<Omnipolex> shit
<Omnipolex> no i meant 3d rendering
<ntfs0> wtf
<sy> hahah
<sy> bash.org
<ntfs0> how do you mistake 3d rendering for young rape |
#26371 (249/473) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
fallouswk > bwahahahaha. coworker comes in with a problem, gets halfway into the explanation and then pauses and says "umm, it smells like you've been farting in here" "yes, I have" "I'm going to leave now" "I think that would be best" |
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