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<dewie`> ¡hola!
<patty> buenos noches, tiipsicito
<dewie`> sorry, i should clarify... i don't speak spanish. I just enjoy the inverted punctuation. |
#24096 (25/184) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<whitcomb> hm.
<whitcomb> there were 2 afk's on the other team on the iceworld (cs) server i was just playing on... and maybe 10 people total
<whitcomb> so, after the rest of their team was dead, and I was the only person alive, i spelled out "i am gay" and drew a happy face on the wall with an ak.
<whitcomb> and the next round, I wrote "deja vu".
<whitcomb> but i was getting bored so on the third round I only wrote "sigh."
<whitcomb> it took maybe 3 minutes to write each one |
#24091 (137/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Me655321Neither> party in my pants
<whitcomb> rsvp no |
#24056 (142/308) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<whitcomb> i love you
<adorecm> i love you too.
<whitcomb> aww...
<whitcomb> let's make babies
<adorecm> okie
<adorecm> who leads?
<whitcomb> you mean, since we're not physiologically capable of making babies?
<whitcomb> me |
#26401 (138/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`dsx-efnex> counterfieting canadian money is about as useful as cloning the french. |
#24775 (93/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Dr_J> I'm a tarded CSer - short and stout
<@Dr_J> From my arse comes all the shit that I spout.
<@Dr_J> When I get all steamed up, hear me shout!
<@Dr_J> He's cheating, kick him out.
* Dr_J bows |
#24735 (148/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
@Kovac: Kinda, but thats because when I got hard the teacher was completely useless to ask for help
@Kovac: And then I kinda gave up after a point
@Kovac: I actually started off really well but then I guess I got over confident
Bnonn: you got hard in programming..and asked the teacher for "help"..? |
#23691 (3/365) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< pete> i no how viscous chicks can get |
#23525 (107/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> i prefer being fat and have friends
[00:22] <SabrWolf> :D
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> than being lifeless like you
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> and sitting all home near the pc
[00:22] <SabrWolf> why do i have to repeat
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> time*
[00:22] <SabrWolf> they are only ur friends becuz they are scared u gonna eat them |
#26415 (168/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Rjx had this weird dream
<Rjx> I was watching a documentary about goatse
<Rjx> and they were comparing it to all these artists' work
<Rjx> that's the last time I eat cheese before bed |
#23622 (121/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* +Soul-Reaver continues his evil nocturnal deeds
<+Cyrrex> wackin it again, eh SR? |
#23615 (103/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Jason666|> The suicide rate in the country tripled after the crash of the beloved bash.org. Our thoughts and prayers go out to those 'geek ass bastards' who lost their lives due to this tragic event. |
#23267 (272/450) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Zack`away) man
(@Zack`away) I gave birth yesterday
(@Zack`away) and now I can't masturbate without getting short of breath
(+Joe_Fox) me too!
(@Zack`away) Joe: Where did you go?
(@Zack`away) er
(@Zack`away) BLOOD
(@Zack`away) i gave BLOOD
(@Zack`away) jesus
(+Joe_Fox) oh my god
(+Joe_Fox) i thought that was some joke |
#23143 (10/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* cows has joined #kuro5hin
* ChanServ sets mode: +o cows
<drwiii> http://douglas.min.net/gowb.gif <-- cow
<COMPUTERA> drwiii, I'm guessing that you got it in your head at some point that if only you appended "<-- cow" to enough URLs, she'd sleep with you. Well, you might be correct. However, I bet you're starting to lose momentum, get discouraged. Wouldn't it be ironic if you gave up when only one more URL would've finally brought her around? With that in mind, I guess you'll never stop.
<Iman> ^^--- too long to topic :( |
#22995 (137/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nover> I think methamphetimines is the only word over 5 letters you hobags know how to spell |
#22985 (162/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drjookz> hello
<Drjookz> im Drjookz
<MrDJCrus> DRJOOKZ I HAVE A LIVER COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH! WHAT DO I DO?
<Drjookz> uhhh
<Drjookz> is it your own liver?
<MrDJCrus> it might be
<Drjookz> but you arent sure?
<MrDJCrus> you can never be sure
<Drjookz> well, check on that,
<Drjookz> if it is, just swallow it back down
<Drjookz> if its not, then just dont worry about it |
#22977 (-1/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<XlatB> gah, i've been smoking so much that i wouldnt get a hardon even if the devil was blowing me |
#22703 (62/228) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<uSa-> does anyone know of something similar to PHPnuke, but not as complex?
<[bn]ennoia> Check the toilet, next time you use it.
<[bn]ennoia> that's pretty similar. |
#19320 (192/372) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
SilvrWolf> "I distinctly heard my Rice Crispies say 'Snap, crackle, go Fu*& yourself'." |
#26407 (321/461) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kolby> dude...true story...Jacob was masturbating in our bathroom and the light doesn't work so instead of grabbing lotion, he lubed up his dick with ben-gay. I had to take him to the fucking hospital. It was like a movie.
<Wes> hahahah
<kolby> yea but hey, don't make fun of him, it's been a rough fuckin night
<Wes> Ah come on
<kolby> nah man, seriously
*** Jacob has joined #e/n
<kolby> HAHA! How's your red cock feel you fucking idiot? |
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<mAJ0RD> im so glad i spent $0 on office xp |
#23205 (381/729) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jeev> i hope you get hit by an uninsured mexican driving an ice cream truck with la bamba playing in the background |
#24625 (204/374) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cioxx> !fact
<Infomastr> Fact: A group of whales is called a pod.
<cioxx> whoa
<cioxx> a group of internet enabled whales is called... an iPod |
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<japh_l> Hm. Tax return. Perhapse I'll buy a GPS tomorrow.
<vroom> I fully support that idea
<Macphisto> Your motion finds support within this collective.
<Macphisto> Proceed. |
#23401 (7/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mrT> how was spain mr lox
<loximus> fantabulous mrt
<mrT> did you feel homoerotic in the huge spanish crowd
<loximus> totally |
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