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#24427 (201/373) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Pornosaur> I remember a girl showing me her boobs in kindergarten
<aeonite> Um
<aeonite> girls in kindergarten don't have boobs.
<Pornosaur> yeah tell me about it |
#23096 (-6/330) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(+ONE|Obi) a mcdonalds near me got shut down last month
(+ONE|Obi) no lies
(C-R|hYbr1d) u must have been dead depressed
(+ONE|Obi) hybrid fuck off and die u stupid little cock
• C-R|hYbr1d You've been kicked by lc-|Black3y (u cause friction) |
#22325 (75/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<slipvayne> my bro came home while i was wanking
<slipvayne> ah shit
<slipvayne> he brought some friends
<slipvayne> oh god
<slipvayne> i was watching a porno as well
<slipvayne> fuck i hope he didnt see
<slipvayne> OH FUCK
<slipvayne> oh man
<slipvayne> he better not tell my parents
<slipvayne> thats the last time i wear headphones while watching porn
<slipvayne> fuck im off for a shower |
#19254 (-2/312) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Chinese Family Life pt3
[19:28] <]S[FuZe> haha yeah .. i used to bring drawings back from liek school and then id leave it on kitchen table then id come to dinner and my dad would be spitting fish bones on it |
#20147 (39/263) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<crazy> you just made a huge withdrawl from the first bank of fag. |
#26399 (133/337) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<WTM1> http://bash.cx/?19872 !!!!!!!!!!!!
<WTM1> car humor brings tears to my eyes
<+[Shinji]> so does anal sex, but that dosen't make it funny |
#26390 (161/337) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(icequeen) ok justin I am moving in with you.
(icequeen) benny find me a job, justin i can live there
(benny) i will find you a job as an underdesk relaxation therapist |
#26389 (93/251) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Laurie) My ports are gettin more action than I am today. |
#26388 (79/231) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<<< [Lolita!~prada@208.20.58.194] i like putting my pairs of socks
togehter after i wash them, it's like playing mahjong |
#26387 (-1/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(zaggy) xc-ui0xcijlk1`~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111.
(zaggy) quoe TAHAT, BITCH
(zaggy) OH hgofd
(zaggy) I'm staring sto sloose motor control |
#26386 (0/186) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(n909) the neat thing about the goatse.cx ascii
(n909) is that you don't have to paste the whole thing
(n909) you could just paste like the asshole only, for example
(n909) or just the cocknballs
(n909) you can be selective about the anatomy
(n909) whereas with the .gif, it's all or nothing |
#26385 (76/214) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
([m1]) so there i was, at the porcelain boardroom, initiating another
"round of layoffs"
([m1]) and the laptop battery warning popped up
([m1]) never wiped and washed so fast
([m1]) the things i do to keep from losing a network connection |
#25506 (170/324) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<AtrocityX> is there a virus that can make your computer lag? heh
<DeskLazer> it's called AOL |
#25503 (230/356) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<jonathans> brooklyn rules
<jonathans> some dude just leaned on his horn in his old italian mobster car and it played the theme to the godfather |
#25462 (234/410) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<VgameT> hahahaha, aol just froze
<Mooseka> VGAME THAT'S LIKE SAYING DROWNING VICTIMS ARE WET |
#25460 (278/472) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cevik> I've certainly met quite a few more violent christians ("lets go kill us some fags") than violent gays ("lets go break into someones house and decorate it!"). |
#25459 (0/254) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE WAS THIS http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_71847e281b4abd0be4c460d181152613/i-1.JP G
<Project> YOU WON A FAT MAN? |
#25033 (-2/274) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ChimeriX^mIRC> you maked an mistake.... |
#26380 (255/437) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Anon) I want to be a concert promoter...
(Anon) and sign Dave Matthews Band, The Strokes, and Tool for the same show...
(Anon) and bill them in that order
(GiantRobot) yeah, because those three obviously have such similar fans...
(Anon) No no
(Anon) I just want the ticket stub
(Anon) Dave Matthews Band Strokes Tool |
#25552 (164/376) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<saint_> i should masturbate
<saint_> but like
<saint_> my sister lives with me
<Agent_069> hahaha
<Agent_069> who needs masturbation when you have a sister? :P |
#25540 (49/231) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would be in a shit load of trouble" |
#23528 (109/245) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Task-> i used to be able to say "i like stick my fingers in my arse" in swedish, then i realised it wouldnt help me in a conversation |
#25094 (189/379) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ljl> Linux Barbie - comes with a Tux keychain, a set of Distro on CDs, a set of linux stickers for the computer, and be dressed in a linuxy t-shirt and jeans
* val wants Linux Barbie to have recorded messages
<ljl> "lets build a custom kernel"
<val> "Compiling is easy!"
<jennyw> Of course, Linux Barbie would be programmable. But you'd have to figure out how to connect to her over a serial connection without X.
<jennyw> Then there'd be skipper, her little script kiddie sister ...
<ljl> skipper: "I 0wn3d dads Windoze box, and I can print his checks" |
#24174 (313/501) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Gnell|CHAMPION> OMG A DONKEY JUST WENT BY OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
<Gnell|CHAMPION> i wanna ride it
* Gnell|CHAMPION is away |
#23956 (90/282) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kharma> I just found out that XP is the Christian monogram made from the first two letter of the Greek word for Christ.
<kharma> Just another sign that Bill Gate's is trying to be God. |
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