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#22621 (2543/3093) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(mike): HEH, THIs Is AMuSINg
(mike): I Got a WiNAMP pLUgiN THAt BLInKS THE KEYboARD ledS tO THE MUSIc
(mike): BUT IT acTUALLY turNs THe CAPsLOcK On AND oFF iNSTEad OF JuST the LIGHt |
#22280 (180/329) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<MegamanX2K> C'mon, of course Bush is going to play it safe with Korea. Would YOU want to have your legacy tarnished by the world's bloodiest Zerg Rush? |
#22140 (256/386) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<seg2> irony is calling yourself a genius and misspelling it. |
#26379 (-6/240) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
-Zophar- [Ops/#emu]: WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I TOLERATE THAT COCKSUCKER'S SHIT
-Zophar- [Ops/#emu]: I WAS HERE WHEN DC EXISTED, AND I'M TIRED OF HAVING TO PUT UP WITH PEOPLE'S COMMENTS
-Zophar- [Ops/#emu]: now starts the fucking terror of zophar like you have never known before
<Zophar> i don't think anyone is getting the scope of what i am saying
<Zophar> i am not tolerating shit from anyone anymoreComment: #emu
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#26377 (-1/209) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<issuez> heh
<issuez> an escalater collapsed at Coors field just like, 20 minutes ago
<issuez> AND NO
<issuez> I WAS NOT AT COORS FIELD TONIGHTComment: #geekissues
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#24959 (90/228) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Stan casts Kill on InfoServ.
<Stan> *422 damage*
* Stan has quit IRC (valinor.sorcery.net kechara.sorcery.net)
* Kara has quit IRC (valinor.sorcery.net kechara.sorcery.net)
<A-C> Good kill |
#22107 (7/209) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<alpenwrk> deskmod goes down more than a fucking whore
<alpenwrk> deskmod is felating the internet
<The-Jim> but deskmod doesn't give you herpes. |
#22081 (74/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Juggs> ahaha the funniest shit is when i took 3 e's at once at a lan
<Juggs> and as far as i was concerned i could slow down time |
#22078 (98/232) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ElDuderino> I heard having sex with women made you gay
<Shai-Gar> is that why youve never tried it mark? |
#22069 (140/294) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<moijk|mpr> Our sales guy have become a alcoholic, is that a bad sign?
<Jumper> depends, does he sell more, less or equal?
<moijk|mpr> well, he have yet to show up for work for the last week so I guess that ought to tell his current preformance.
<moijk|mpr> but he is 32, lives with his mother in the basement, has no girlfriend, hangs out in pubs where the teenagers hang out (18 limit) and drives his mothers car. i would have started drinking if i were him too :) |
#22052 (15/317) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<TeePeeJah> fuck , I just gave myz elf a huge paper cut opening a hate letter I sent to myz elf :-(
<TeePeeJah> brb plaster required |
#24030 (336/486) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<kmad> today, me and jake were playing tennis
<kmad> this mom with her son, like 11 years old, were watching us play
<kmad> a ball was hit over to them, so I ran over to pick it up
<kmad> the kid asks me, "How did you get so good at tennis??"
<kmad> I think for a second, try to hold back a grin
<kmad> "Drugs."
<kmad> The mom gave me a big old FUCK YOU and stormed off with her kid |
#23809 (239/417) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Linds> So how old are you pple
<sh-> i'm 52
<Linkadmin> I'm 12
<Linkadmin> (soon)
<sh-> and we're in love and there's nothing wrong with it |
#26395 (-2/328) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(ogre) fuckin bitchass muthafuckin cunt
(ogre) < - rap star |
#22719 (178/330) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
marty> So, what happened, did you date her? What was she like...
deathcubek> Let me put it this way. She was like an RPG.
marty> I dont get it.
deathcubek> Well... she was long, expensive, and full of monsters. |
#21195 (-1/255) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[Perdition] I'm trying to host on my microwave, what distro should I use?
[Perdition] so, when I cook, will linux host faster? |
#25452 (153/319) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Richie> What fanbois don't realise is that when they speak japanese they sound like the 12 year old girl they learnt it from |
#25446 (126/302) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<phx> crap
* phx just upgraded winrar
<phx> rather, i upgraded to a russian version of winrar
* phx does not speak russian |
#21425 (-2/195) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<punk_arse> # Appears as DAN.
<+Mysterious> # Appears as Osama Bin Laden.
<@Remorse> # Appears as BRUCE
<+Mysterious> # Appears as /con/con
* punk_arse (zuoa@vw20777.alphalink.com.au) Quit (Write error to punk_arse, closing link) |
#21423 (312/498) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* sleepysid is away: brb getting married |
#21415 (57/251) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Yuuhi> i found some info
<Yuuhi> whooooooo!
<OdinBomber> ah..ok
<OdinBomber> must have been my chi transcending the internet
<Yuuhi> =D
<Silverwolf> Whenever my chi transcends the internet, I need to clean up afterwards XD |
#24634 (235/397) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(punct) fuck off!
(james_) I'll sue you
(punct) for?
(james_) Insulting me
(punct) you dumbass, you can say this shit on irc
(james_) Really?
(punct) hello
(james_) You're a fucking white bitch blow me!
(punct) you're learnin fast
(james_) Thanks |
#21411 (111/297) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Dr_Ian> WHY ARE ALL AUSTRALIANS OBSESSED WITH THE APOCALYPSE?!
<ShinAkuma> i dont know?
<Bu||et> Kola says its because Kangaroo's smoke shoes
<Dr_Ian> I think its because australia would look exactly the same if a nuke it hit it |
#21281 (75/254) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
PegLegPete PM: yo
PegLegPete PM: you there?
PolishPWRHaus: yea
PegLegPete PM: come over
PegLegPete PM: we're playing poker
PolishPWRHaus: nice
PolishPWRHaus: what time
PegLegPete PM: when everybody gets here
PolishPWRHaus: so when should i head over
PegLegPete PM: ... |
#21278 (59/332) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
afkun: "funkymonkey> My band is called Imation CDR 74m 650 MB....have you seen our CD's?"
Pixie7186: wtf?
Pixie7186: i dont get it...
afkun: ally, look at your CD-Rs.
afkun: what do they say?
afkun: now scroll up and re-read the statement.
Pixie7186: hahahaha
Pixie7186: thaats so funny
Pixie7186: lol |
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