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(@Zack`away) man
(@Zack`away) I gave birth yesterday
(@Zack`away) and now I can't masturbate without getting short of breath
(+Joe_Fox) me too!
(@Zack`away) Joe: Where did you go?
(@Zack`away) er
(@Zack`away) BLOOD
(@Zack`away) i gave BLOOD
(@Zack`away) jesus
(+Joe_Fox) oh my god
(+Joe_Fox) i thought that was some joke

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