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#23541 (104/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* jimmiejaz is watching Name of the Rose.
[avicenna] i was watching it too
[avicenna] that and kama sutra
[jimmiejaz] pervert.
[avicenna] hey, it's a story about love.
[jimmiejaz] so that's what it's called now.
[avicenna] man, i wish i were living in 16th century india.
[avicenna] it seems like all they did was have sex.
[avicenna] and if they weren't having sex, they were learning about it. |
#26408 (97/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off
<sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot
<sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can |
#26405 (233/433) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scabb> Yeah, you still have to wear condoms when you're having sex with a dead person, otherwise she might give birth to ZOMBIES, who will CONQUER THE WORLD. And that's never a good thing. That's why necrophilia is outlawed. |
#26404 (24/224) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bin_Laden> Some English teacher got beaten to death a couple months ago.
<Morris> hahaha
<Morris> must've given an AP student a B |
#25461 (60/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kevyn> Teehee, Rey Sanchez has dirt on his uniform. He is a dirty Sanchez. |
#24830 (-5/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DivX> pretty cool, my brother bought it for $800, spent $4500 on it and sold it to me for $1500 with rego
<DivX> the paint job is ok, just has white flecks through it
<DivX> the bonet, roof and boot have the flecks due to my sister inlaws cousin doing a bodge job |
#23705 (159/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<elitotaco> why did i get kicked
<tarvuz> powertrips
* tarvuz was kicked by LordCrank (no powertrips.) |
#22997 (47/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zip-> give me child porn
<logiclrd> I don't have child porn
<[ryan]> logiclrd has "child art" |
#22980 (256/422) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ruff> hey dana you and me baby we ain't nothing but mammals so let's do what they do on the discovery channel
<danamania> OK. So after I rip your head off and eat it, what happens then? Do I get royalties? Where's David Attenborough. Always wanted to meet that guy |
#22727 (225/397) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Powerslave> haha love this ticket pushed to me from our help desk: "modem making squeeking sound when connecting, needs replaced" |
#23234 (242/362) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<arc> sigh
<arc> im locked outa my house
<arc> and i have to take a hue shit
<BurntAsh> ... yet he can still access the internet.. WTG Neo! |
#23226 (94/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sephy> this booger is colored weird
<Sephy> and it won't leave my finger
<Sephy> now it's on the q key
<Sephy> qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
<Sephy> die booger die |
#23172 (87/224) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
sidacola: AH MAW GAWD.
CrayonBreakyWill: What??
sidacola: My grandmother came over and started reading about the threesomes and stuff and Ic ouldn't change the window because of icon porn...
CrayonBreakyWill: ............... roflmao
sidacola: *sobs*
sidacola: I think she read 'cartoon vibrators'. |
#23106 (221/396) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BloodFromStone> "You wouldn't think incest was wrong if you had cousins as hot as mine." |
#23013 (185/401) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gazuga> WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PICKLE AND AN ATLAR BOY?
<YenenuNF> I DON'T KNOW
<Gazuga> CATHOLIC PRIESTS DON'T FORCE PICKLES TO PERFORM ORAL SEX ON THEM
<Gazuga> AHAHAHAHAHA
<YenenuNF> AHAHAHAHAH
<gopus> that was dumb.
<gopus> that's like saying "Why did the chicken and not the pickle cross the street?"
<gopus> and then saying
<gopus> "because the pickle doesn't have feet"
<Gazuga> ahahahah gopus good one |
#22760 (135/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fabutron> so we were at sonic the other day (which is a drive up restraunt like in the fifties, for those of you that don't have sonic) and we made a joke about punching the waitress in the uterus and over the little drive up radio the guy was like "we can still hear you" |
#23802 (71/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nanobot> I wish I had a girlfriend...
<Nanobot> My only friend is a sock puppet
<Nanobot> Lucky for me though, it has a hole in it |
#23510 (201/359) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<woodss> omg
<woodss> one of our sales team sent a request for proposal to a school yesterday... he got a reply today, with all of the spelling and grammar corrections made for him.. LMAO
<Carlo> Hahaha
<woodss> there was a big red ring around one paragraph...!!
<Carlo> That's great
<woodss> I guess we didn't get the work... lol
<Carlo> Heh, one would think not
<lech> suprised you even got a response at all... |
#23417 (-1/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(dan_) felix bought his computer from target.
(felix) they sell computers?
(dan_) ya
(dan_) they make them shaped as trailer homes
(dan_) to appeal to white trash... |
#22147 (6/238) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GWS-108> #14 90x [ 35K] How to get stuff from xdcc bots (.doc) |
#22086 (102/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Painless] "when I reach an adult runlevel and have /dev/son0 and /dev/daughter0 I'm gonna teach them safe hex" |
#22032 (-1/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gods_gift562003> hey umaro you no wear i can get sub7
<qnxrtos_system> sub7 is a new low fat sandwich at subway.. just ask jared |
#21638 (0/269) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nixon> the only thing this conversation is leading to is an online circle jerk |
#21519 (-1/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tech_Yoshi> Your inner child would randomly say "I have boobs"? |
#21162 (-4/473) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(mattmoo) wot do you call a hundred black ppl in a field?
(mattmoo) the good old days |
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