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#28804 (1044/1190) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<danamania> yay I fixed my laptops battery!
<danamania> it was so dead, nothing would charge it
<danamania> so I gave it the electronic equivalent of a kick in the head, by shorting the +/- terminals for 5 minutes
<gelfie> don't they have stickers on them that say they could explode or catch fire by doing that?
<danamania> yeah but it's ok, I took them off first. |
#28800 (91/327) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gixxerca> Read Romans 1:26-32 to learn more about same sex relationships.
<DNAspark99> ummmm, no. fuck that. go out an be GAY yourself, if you REALLY want to learn more about same-sex relationships.
<gixxerca> Please spare 2 minutes of reading to learn the truth?
<DNAspark99> "truth" found in the bible? |
#28801 (0/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lepper> I'M SLIMMING DOWN
<Lepper> I'M SLIMMING DOWN
<DigDug> oh no! where did lepper go?!
<Lepper> O-|-<
<Lepper> O->-==
<Lepper> o-<-==
<Lepper> -\-== |
#28799 (120/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ruumis> my dad is like super-homeopathic man
<hilltop> does that mean he can read the minds of gay people? |
#28797 (189/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<poopy> Out of convicted rapists, 57% admitted to reading pornography. 95% admitted to reading the Bible.
<mst_> biblese.cx?Comment: #geekissues
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#28796 (42/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Quiksilve> is there any other free domains than .tk?
<hydro-> a .com address is free if you suck internic's cock
<Quiksilve> hydro-: that's not funny=)
<hydro-> you say that now
<hydro-> but 10 years down the line, when you're giving head for domains, you won't be doing it to humor yourself |
#28787 (43/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* OxD kicks rbastic in the nuts
<rbastic> comeon man
<OxD> heh
<rbastic> i need those. for like, making semen and stuff.
<rbastic> mostly just for the semen. |
#28786 (0/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rbastic> OxD: no, i know gays, and i'm comfy w/ it.
<rbastic> OxD: well, comfortable.
<rbastic> OxD: not comfy. :P |
#28785 (83/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Melodie has left #interplay
<Sandman> D:
<Sandman> Damn.
<Sandman> I'm alone again.
<Sandman> Well, I guess there's nothing else to do...
<Sandman> *fapfapfap* |
#28781 (321/529) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ab0mination> I sleep on a bunk bed yeah, which is only accessbile by a ladder and last night I must've been dreaming or something because I woke up screaming about my ladder being taken off my bed so I couldn't get down
<Ab0mination> And I dreamt that there was a badger sleeping at the end of the bed
<Ab0mination> So in sheer terror I jumped from my bunkbed down onto the floor at 3am.
<Ab0mination> I've now got to go to the vet to get my cat checked out because I landed right on him as he was sleeping on my floor and squashed him. (he's a deaf fuckwit)
<Ab0mination> My parents and sisters are not speaking to me.
<Ab0mination> Because they found me kneeling down beside the limp cat yelling manically at it and waggling my fingers at it like the Borg of Star Trek do.
<Ab0mination> Apparently I was screaming: "I am Locutus of Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile". |
#28775 (-3/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LM> DirectX 9.0b Officially Released
<LM> anyone try this?
<derril> nope, u try first! |
#28769 (-1/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Boone|Werk> dna's mom has a cock?
<DNAspark99> it's actually just a really malformed tumor
<Miteorite> she tickles my prostate good
<CG> heh
<CG> i know how ya feel |
#28768 (0/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ransid> hey im already running for president
<Ransid> all i need is 5% of the federal vote this time to gain federal funding next time
<Ransid> me pledge, legalize it, lower booze age
<Wilen> yeah!
<Ransid> think ill make 5%
<Stikes> don't homosexuals make up like 10% of population anyway? |
#28763 (101/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wilen> the leghumping of death!
<swampa|work> hey its not that bad!
<Wilen> humping someones leg is really aiming too low :P
<Wilen> reach up for ure goals man!
<Stikes> face humping? |
#28750 (129/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@n0th1ng> i hate when shit intertwines with my dream, like im fucking some chick then i hear "hey, mow the lawn today"
<@n0th1ng> and im like WTF |
#28757 (236/398) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mef> stupid roommate.. unplugged the router
<xcp> was there a fistfight
<mef> almost |
#28754 (207/369) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kewsh> brb concluding my shower
<Drageon> you jumped out of the shower to irc?
<Drageon> dork
<loaded`> yeah wtf
<loaded`> who takes half a shower
<@Al`> dood had 'shower intermission'
<@Al`> 'i better check irc' |
#28739 (212/396) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+n0th1ng> after sex like 3 times a day with a girl, jacking off is really gay
<xcp> no, having sex with a guy is gay |
#28728 (-1/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blur_> i just finished watching oceans 11 this mornin
<Zippy2> is it good?
<blur_> yea
<blur_> pretty good
<Zippy2> whats it about?
<blur_> about your mom and 11 guys in an ocean |
#28756 (125/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mef> <chem> IM my friend gray then
<mef> <chem> Hes got so much porn he gets popups when hes browsing his own pc |
#28726 (280/494) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+stackman> you got laid?
<Zippy2> no
<Zippy2> slept with her
<+stackman> ...
<@HamWork> fag
<@HamWork> fucking fag
<@HamWork> she was like "would you like to go to bed with me" Zippy is like "Sure, ZzZzZz"
--later--
<Zippy2> well
<Zippy2> we did watch a porno
<@HamWork> only Zippy could fuck up odds like that |
#28725 (211/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tekneeq-> i just realized my ethernet cable reaches all the way to the bathroom
<tekneeq-> IM TAKING A DUMP RIGHT NOW
<tekneeq-> this is great
<tekneeq-> i could spend all day in here |
#28748 (183/401) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<azmo> !fact
<stackman> Random Fact: MICHAEL JACKSON WAS BLACK |
#28747 (411/561) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xcp> I left a windows xp cd on the seat of my car, someone broke in and left 2 more. |
#28743 (202/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WaSp> nice day outside
<WaSp> w00t
<WaSp> spring break soon
<WaSp> doubel w00t
<WaSp> no parents home over spring break
<WaSp> triple w00t
<@HamWork> no poontang over spring break
<@HamWork> lose 3 woots |
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