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#28740 (184/338) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(HamWork) worst thing you can do while walking to the bathroom when you have to shit real bad: SNEEZE |
#28734 (107/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@jilt> my dad had to put that shit on my nut sack
<@jilt> and it burned
<@jilt> and i was going
<@jilt> BLOW ON IT!
<@jilt> and he was laughing going "hell no!" |
#28716 (11/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pioneer> [ Lazesharp ] guess what i found
<Lazesharp> erm
<Lazesharp> hang on, i know this one
<Lazesharp> your penis? |
#28720 (-1/421) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Topic is 'you couldn't soak up my flow wit an aids quilt' |
#28717 (105/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<B_Goodin> Self deprecation is always amusing
<B_Goodin> :-/
<B_Goodin> and so is farting
<Mark> especially when you light them
<B_Goodin> KABOOM!
<-- eric has quit (Ping timeout)
<Mark> You blew Eric off the channel! |
#28715 (85/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pioneer> dual screen rox
<Pioneer> vid = TV, Mirc = second monitor, World craft = on main
<TheCommiser> what you really mean is
<TheCommiser> you can watch a different porn film on 3 screens |
#28712 (177/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Zippo_> Oh what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK. Now my mother is saying "Leet". I have had an adverse effect on her sanity. |
#28708 (132/324) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fox> monty
<Monty> ibot?
<iBot> Monty?
<Monty> lol
* iBot laughs out loudComment: Monty and iBot are bots
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#28711 (263/411) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_Zippo_> I really REALLY wish my mother would stop saying "Woot" on ICQ. :( |
#28709 (111/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stikes> I HATE fighting with gf online gah
<Sylan> easier to ignore her. =)
<Stikes> dude..im buff..
<Stikes> and she can kick my ass
<Tha_Burner> just go offline and tell her aim fucked up
<Stikes> she knows my ip and would just ping me or something |
#28694 (140/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<EvilSpork> nah
<EvilSpork> the drug wars are all long gone
<EvilSpork> that shit stopped back in the 80s
<triple6> yeah, the drugs won. :)Comment: EvilSpork lives in Miami
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#28693 (229/405) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama2> what's up with friendster
<kisama2> why am i getting messages
<kisama2> i thought my profile clearly states that i hate people |
#28699 (56/204) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheLarry> porn... exists
<TheLarry> it's hard to be motivated with so much free masturbation time. |
#28691 (159/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<influx> heh what is it with irc and gay jokes?
<zaggy> influx: they go together like my penis and your juicy ass |
#28675 (78/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@opp-noobs-) 27. A catholic minister is known as a?
(NoahB-r) pedophileComment: Submitted by Wheelman56
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#28680 (123/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
larry <AUTO-REPLY> : sleeping so i can go to harlem 2morrow before werk... if im not at work by 12ish... call for NYPD help... code 412... white boy lost in harlem |
#28673 (172/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cae> i wonder what sales calls will be like with video phones
<DarthBong> at least then you'll be able to flip them off
<DarthBong> or hang up a porn picture over the camera
<cae> hehe...print out goatse.cx pictures and flash them to unsuspecting sales people
<DarthBong> hehe
<keetz> hahaha
<DarthBong> "hang on a sec, i can't remember where I left my credit card.... Oh, i left it in.. (goatse.cx guy) HERE" |
#28559 (1/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<slipvayne> my bro came home while i was wanking
<slipvayne> ah shit
<slipvayne> he brought some friends
<slipvayne> oh god
<slipvayne> i was watching a porno as well
<slipvayne> fuck i hope he didnt see
<slipvayne> OH FUCK
<slipvayne> oh man
<slipvayne> he better not tell my parents
<slipvayne> thats the last time i wear headphones while watching porn
<slipvayne> fuck im off for a shower |
#28686 (194/410) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bank6000> What is the best way to approach a person who you are attracted to at a book store, library, animal shelter or football game shown on TV at a bar?
<CrustyNutz> You can do it put your ass into it!
<TheBrat> uummm personally just don't say some cheesy pick up line..
<xTrinityLuvx> yeah just be yourself
<speedracer> Kick her in the shin.
<speedracer> She'll remember you next time.
<Evil_Couch> zap her with a fucking tazer and then drag her back to your place
<Evil_Couch> by the time she wakes up, she'll be chained to your bed and she'll HAVE to love you or you'll cut her food ration in half. |
#28685 (335/487) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PLUR4Life> COUCH
<Evil_Couch> I swear, I'm going to drown you
<Evil_Couch> err
<PLUR4Life> Scuse me?
<Evil_Couch> I mean, hi, how are you doing?
<Evil_Couch> you want to go swimming? |
#28684 (244/386) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lilmissdjgrl> Do you want a cookie?
<EvilCouch> no thanks, I've got directories full of them |
#28672 (-1/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<initializ> try chomp?
<Prog> okey
<Prog> bash: chomp: command not found
<Prog> :/Comment: in #perl
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#28671 (77/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jayr```> my patience to those who are disabled like you
<rbastic_> You have the linguistic capabilities of a fetus. |
#28668 (-1/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Sarah Barran: hahah
Sarah Barran: i tought dey took us off tha sars warnin list
Sarah Barran: or w/e iss called
[Piratez]: apparently another variant of the virus still existed, SARAH.B/W32 |
#28651 (-2/348) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Dice) i thought an IRC connection to gamesNET came with CS retailComment: Submitted by Wheelman56
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