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#28518 (-3/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aNuBiS-> Italians got it made
<aNuBiS-> The luxury of being tan, the convenience of not being black |
#28516 (2/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IrCmOnKeY> if i had a girl she would have to be all into svcd-ts |
#28515 (51/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Omnicronx): i overclocked my penis and it caught on fire |
#28498 (90/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JaYoNaIsE> i'll be back in a bit gonna clean room up a bit
<JaYoNaIsE> for some reason when i got older my mom stoped cleaning it
<[Piratez]> dam woman! |
#28487 (0/248) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jay> looking at these xp boot screens with Catherine Zeta Jones
<paperlf> that's like sticking her poster on a nasty dumpster
<paperlf> but i'd bootup to her anyday. |
#28471 (119/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<darkjedi> xandy: well - to repent - go spank the monkey for a while...that should get those impure thoughts from out of your head
<XanderDaWatcher> i dont have a monkey to spank :/
<XanderDaWatcher> oh |
#28352 (264/406) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dabz|Work> it IS friday today isn't it?
<pL1> yeh, it is
<pL1> cut down on the vodka
<Dabz|Work> thought so
<Dabz|Work> it's not that...
<Dabz|Work> noone else has turned up to work
<Dabz|Work> i'm sat all alone in a dark office
<pL1> creepy
<Dabz|Work> i was beginning to wonder if it was the weekend and I'd come in by mistake |
#28374 (71/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nForbes> ohh cool
<nForbes> i bet i've seen your hose
<nForbes> house* |
#28373 (-1/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bmxer> im tired
<Bmxer> zzzzzzzz
<Joanna> ok, nite
<Bmxer> i didnt say that im going to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetrj4j6 |
#28529 (-5/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<phreakinb> holy shit
<phreakinb> that was awesome
<phreakinb> best thing i have ever done
<phreakinb> i just had sex :P
<dentonj> you're joking right?
<nasshi> hahahaha
<phreakinb> hell no
<phreakinb> not long tho.. she was a virgin tooComment: Virgin Sex
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#28528 (22/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* rudeguy looks around
* rudeguy doesnt see anyone
* rudeguy poos
* rudeguy was kicked by issuez (rudeguy /parts)Comment: #geekissues
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#28521 (0/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gothdaria> i'd suck on a dick longer if the guy didn't have hair |
#28468 (0/216) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mattitude> <E-GOD> preinfo ›› American.Idol.S02E39-FTV ›› May-22-2003 @ 04:12:40 ›› 36m 25s ago
<mattitude> can anyone get that
<SO13> whoever capped that needs a kick in the crotch
<|WS-420|> ohh god
<SO13> maybe two
<mattitude> come on, please , fiancee wantss it
<SO13> she shoulda watched it on tv
<SO13> this is not the pop sissy boy contest capping group |
#28389 (-1/197) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
( Eric ) i enjoy being able to just jump out of bed and be ready
( Eric ) no pills.. no glasses.. no fake teeth
( Hesiod ) Eric doesn't wanna move to Miami
( Eric ) Hesiod: why not lol
( Eric ) miami isnt that big of a deal :P
( morner ) cuz in miami glasses, teeth and pills are mandatory |
#28526 (67/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+nPHo> no.life = this is what you have if you are looking at this.
<smcn> haw i didn't look at it |
#28525 (266/452) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no plunger available pm me please...hurry their is sh*t on the floor already
* `DE-Throwdown-e- has quit IRC (Excess Flood) |
#28524 (200/408) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cSk|Sperry> There were 2 people on a boat: /hop and /quit. /hop got off, who's still on the boat?
* nipple_frog has quit IRC |
#28523 (308/422) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #freebsd
[dna`]: what's the difference between 4.8 and 5.0 in general?
<aaron-> .2 |
#28519 (173/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sinclair-> geez
<Sinclair-> my writing is bad..
<Sinclair-> but when i write fast evem i cant read my notes
<Sinclair-> there's an important word, and it vaguely looks like capslufy
<@Iceman> and that means... ?
<Sinclair-> i have no fucking clue |
#28517 (259/383) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vamp_Boy> Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off. |
#28514 (151/375) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<railor> then there comes this really hot nurse chick and i like get an instant hard-on
<railor> she asks me if i'm ok and leaves. i tell to myself "what a fine piece of ass!" so i grab my dick and start whacking off like mad
<HaiFlick> so you've started jerking off to that nurse after you had been drunk like hell and woke up in the hospital?
<railor> yeah, but then suddenly a woman next to me started crying really loud. i couldn't see her due to the curtain though
<HaiFlick> lol
<railor> turns out it was my wife |
#28492 (120/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Sharkey changes topic to 'PORN HERE'
* Sharkey sets mode: -s
<Roger> ...this won't end good. |
#28481 (113/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ShatteredArcadia: but sodomy is JAIL TIME!
WeWereSchizo: No, Jail time is sodomy. |
#28448 (206/378) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<]|-|[> that was not sarcasm
<]|-|[> I can do better sarcasm
<CommaToes> sure you can
<]|-|[> You suck at sarcasm as well, CommaToes
<CommaToes> sure I do
<]|-|[> Shut up!
<CommaToes> that's gonna happen |
#28415 (241/369) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[1:24am] <help> my server is down
[1:24am] <help> username root
[1:24am] <help> passowrd:
[1:25am] <help> sad3@swd
[1:25am] <help> ip address;
[1:25am] <+RS-BrianV> help: stop there
[1:25am] <help> 207.
[1:25am] <help> me? |
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