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#28489 (113/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<The_FOO> Zocor's is pretty funny
<The_FOO> #47717 +(17)- [X]
<The_FOO> < zocor> anyone wanna watch a guy jerk off on cam
<The_FOO> < zocor> oh shit... wrong channel :/
<The_FOO> < zocor> IGNORE THAT PLEASE'
zocor [ptwd462m@staffanstorp-187-76.skbbip.com] has joined #errorfm
<zocor> carry on
SignOff zocor: #ErrorFM (Quit: Leaving)
<The_FOO> whoa
<callahan> you said his name three times
<AxEmpire> close call there
<callahan> he heard you
<The_FOO> hehe |
#28488 (274/402) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Deepthroat> The thing that always got me about the goatse.cx guy is that he's wearing a wedding ring. Does his wife know he can cram a week's worth of camping gear up there? Does she know that her husband's gaping ass has become an internet super sensation? Is it a secret, or is she a part of his anal adventures? Did she clap when he managed to solve a Rubik's cube using only the muscles of his colon?
<StarDonut> Deepthroat: For all you know, she's the one with the camera. |
#28522 (179/321) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Ettin|Succubi is now known as Moses
<Moses> /part #oceans |
#28504 (201/339) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nailer> I think I'm tired - I just spent three seconds wondering why `Data Track' by `Data Track' wouldn't play from this CD |
#28491 (148/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Keeshi slaps Dark around with a large spiked dildo.
<Keeshi> :P
<Darklyte> wtf
<Darklyte> why the hell do you have a spiked dildo?
<Keeshi> Trouts are no fun. |
#28484 (6/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IONIZE> asl sta_hi
<sta_hi> no, cable modem. |
#28461 (116/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
CuteSkidz: stealth panda sucks
CuteSkidz: my cock
CuteSkidz: all night
TheRealBotD: But you don't feel him sucking your cock
TheRealBotD: Because he's the STEALTH panda |
#28371 (19/231) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ptw> rofl
<ptw> oh shit
<ptw> I have pissed myself
<ptw> afk |
#28402 (116/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
onkeybutt87: I mean... television provided me with one concept of the world
onkeybutt87: that all girls were commitment-obsessed and all you had to do to be a good boyfriend was to love them, listen to them, and always want to be with them
onkeybutt87: but that mindset, it made me a pretty jealous, clingy, and possessive boyfriend
onkeybutt87: I should sue
onkeybutt87: goddamn television |
#28507 (245/407) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@John> why does there have to be sunlight
<@Luster> so us geeks know when to go to bed |
#28383 (0/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hunterr83> i can buy a used dildo with $15
<hunterr83> lol
<hunterr83> omg, i can't believe i said that |
#28375 (58/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skore> "He said on IRC that he has some drugs, go and get him"
<Huppumies> "Where's he at?"
<Huppumies> "Um... in IRC..."
<skore> "On #reggae" |
#28366 (152/308) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* OnACloud (dilistener@IN-8A96057.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined
<OnACloud> Evening f*ckwits
* OnACloud was kicked by DJ-Pyro (bad start) |
#28501 (4/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Yellah> Celebrate the decrimalisation of Pot
<[Piratez]> lets make this national
* [Piratez] replaces the maple leaf on the Canadian flag with a weed leaf. |
#28469 (162/336) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jerico> Startship troopers is my favorite movie. I think I know every line. It would be sick if they made a game for it.
<darksage> You must be the anti-christ, we've been waiting for you. |
#28441 (192/388) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Skeith> It may be a sin to kill a mockingbird, but it's just stupid to mock a killingbird. |
#28417 (595/735) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Overmynd> Man i wish i had get access to my gf's hotmail so i could read her sissy e-mails
<Zergy> Heh, yeah.
<Dipsy> Huh?, what's the adress..ill hack it for you.
<Zergy> lol, should i or you ban the newb?
<Overmynd> No wait lets see what he got;), heres the adress: sarahgurl_85@hotmail.com
<Dipsy> Ok ill private msg you the password, one second
<Zeargy> haha, this is pathetic
<Dipsy> There you go
<Overmynd> k, lets see...
<Overmynd> omfg!, its working.
<Dipsy> Now are you gonna read the "sissy" mails or be a good boy and respect your gf? >:)
<Overmynd> ?, oh shit...
<Overmynd> Hi sarah T_T..
<Zergy> rofl |
#28357 (0/214) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jack> lighting Technician at the Lace Market theatre
<Tinnes> not quite as fun as getting laid....but congrats anyway. |
#28356 (0/366) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jack> i am 14 yr old boy and have had very very good news
* Burentsu wonders got laid? |
#28453 (83/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lestat> Fuck these ping timeouts.
<Lestat> Fuck them right in the ear.
<Oolong> ear sex = safe sex |
#28422 (196/336) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Derek PING]
[Derek PING reply]: Your connection is horrible get DSL you fucking hobo
<Derek> :( |
#28410 (0/202) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Axiim> In the second matrix I was a pretty good cook
<@Axiim> but then they changed the Paprika program
<@Axiim> and I had a hard time adjusting
<@ex-machina> Yeah I told them to change it from a sweet to a spice on purpose you know..
<@Axiim> bitch
<@ex-machina> dude, there is no spice. |
#28401 (-1/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* @Death-Blade issues one of those decree things that bin laden always issues only this time its against real evil... Old Navy |
#28391 (111/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* norn changes topic to 'scorp on marriage: [06:08] <Scorpy> It's like free falling off a cliff, it's fun and exciting for a while and then you hit the ground and die or break most of your bones in your body.' |
#28367 (127/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Macphisto> That'll do frenchman, that'll do.
<grinder> that's freedom-man to you, thank-you very much
<xunker> I was totally freedom'ing this chick last weekend...
* Macphisto sits down to watch "French Willy"
<Macphisto> It's about a whale in captivity.
<Macphisto> But all he does is smoke import cigarettes and curse at the viewer in french. |
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