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#28593 (20/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kaboon> hehehe\
<Kaboon> Just threw water over my keyboard
<Rocker> :)
* Rocker pees on keyboard
* Rocker has quit IRC |
#28598 (135/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* woodss has Favourites
* fungi has Bookmarks
* morner has a secretary :P
morner: well, more of an assistant really
morner: ...
morner: ok, it's a pda |
#28663 (207/383) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jokkc> whatever
<jokkc> linux sucks ass
<Mettra> you don't even have Linux
<Mettra> by what means can you say that Linux sucks?
<Krasnaya> seriously
<jokkc> duh
<jokkc> it's FREE
<jokkc> why would it be FREE if it was any good
*Mettra falls over
<Krasnaya> oh the heathens, man
<jokkc> all the stuff is made for windows anwyay
<jokkc> duh
<jokkc> come on, people WINamp, just the best piece of media software anywhere in the world!
*Krasnaya laughs
*Mettra laughs harder
<Mettra> for one thing, jokkc - WINamp is ported to Linux already
<Mettra> and Winamp is 'FREE' just like Linux
<Mettra> dumbass
<Krasnaya> pwn3d
<jokkc> but that's beside the point
<Krasnaya> ...
<jokkc> shitComment: in #winamp
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#28567 (123/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jubei-> sup nigs
<kaihn[afk]> :o
<Jubei-> i mean..
<Jubei-> Hello fine gentlemen, how are you this fine morning? |
#28665 (335/491) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NinJA_JG> afk 2 mins, bathroom
<NinJA_JG> IM A LILLE FAGOT WHO LIKES TO SUCK DICK AND SWALLOW CUM!!!1
<NinJA_JG> IM A LILLE FAGOT WHO LIKES TO SUCK DICK AND SWALLOW CUM!!!1
<NinJA_JG> IM A LILLE FAGOT WHO LIKES TO SUCK DICK AND SWALLOW CUM!!!1
<NinJA_JG> back
<NinJA_JG> afk 2 mins, killing lille brother |
#28664 (75/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sight^> crap
<Sight^> I just got a D in spanish today
<Sight^> ever since I gave up drugs my spanish grades has been only D's and E's |
#28562 (130/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<suraka> there should be a GTA3 mod to see how many prostitutes you can sleep with in 5mins
<Lynkx> there is, its called college |
#28650 (0/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Albatross[BTEG]> I have power titties
<+MrSaturn> is power titties a new way of saying "bitch tits"? |
#28644 (242/410) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jay> i was so tired i started seeing shit, it was really crazy
<jay> i was at shane's house and i saw a cat
<jay> sitting in front of me
<jay> but shane doesn't have a cat
<jay> and nor does his neighbor have dancing leprechauns in his driveway |
#28633 (91/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tinks> ah i still remember when i got busted for drink driving...
"i swear to drunk officer im not god" |
#28547 (173/349) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month.
<+Stinger> Stapler[BTEG]: whens your birthday?
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Stinger: Add one month.Comment: birthday math
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#28545 (0/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Puthuff[pWg]> cg: how would youcopy a string to the clipboard thru the use of mirc script
<Catgirl[BTEG]> You can't.
<Catgirl[BTEG]> JESUS CHRIST
<insane> /clipboard text you want to put in clipboard
<insane> /clipboard -a if you want to appened text to text already in clipboard
<Catgirl[BTEG]> Wow.Comment: overly zealous mirc
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#28479 (-1/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Althanus: Today children on Mr. Willie's Magic Slong-Dong Ride the letter of the day is rape. |
#28641 (14/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MariTrunk> i wish everything was like a one click procedure
<MariTrunk> you know
<MariTrunk> i want to go to sleep
<MariTrunk> but i have to format
<MariTrunk> i wish i can give a command and then everything is dun by morning
<MariTrunk> all updates
<MariTrunk> drivers
<MariTrunk> all apps installed
<MariTrunk> just one command
<[Piratez]> its called ghosting |
#28640 (24/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<StarExile> PLEASE OH GOD help me find a nick
<StarExile> like fucking hell -.
<StarExile> sry
<StarExile> heh
<JayBlalock> Tonight's random spaz attack has been brought to you by StarExile. |
#28638 (198/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<OmnipotentEntity> X mean Erect Penis, XX means Sex play but no penetration, XXX mean penetration.
<papasmurf> um...
<papasmurf> no
<Fuhrur> this guy knows what he's talking about
<Fuhrur> the only pornographic classification I know is "LESBIAN BRITANY SPEARS POKEMON" which means "virus" |
#28637 (-6/392) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nike> www.zaptv.tk
* Pingu sets mode: +b *!*tr0nd_@*.bluecom.no
* nike was kicked by Pingu (.no thanks.)Comment: Norwegin Spammers getting a whopass
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#28635 (-3/397) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Piratez]: this is the sorta converstations .. ppl should be havin
[Piratez]: i'm lughing ma ass off.. evie..second
Sarah Barran: lol...u mean totally sensless druggy 1z
[Piratez]: lol
Sarah Barran: **senseless |
#28634 (-4/330) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Sarah Barran: pron juss sux
Sarah Barran: dass all der is to it
[Piratez]: you can say that to the chicks in the movie
[Piratez]: its just pure sucking well the movie that is
[Piratez]: *cough
Sarah Barran: ROFL |
#28473 (79/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<andypandy7> she is uber nice, http://koti.mbnet.fi/bleach/pebat/Ass_058.html
<andypandy7> her ass is perfect, and her tits
<Shekkie> yar
<andypandy7> man if i could fuck her it would be so cool
<Octo> u cant get a chick like that even in your dreams
<andy|> ur so right aswell :(
<Octo> me neither...but feck it..
<andy|> i couldnt even dream fucking her cause my brain would say "no way loser" |
#28462 (34/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<avarrin> sup manda
<avarrin> :)
<ShexyBish> hey you..
<ShexyBish> nada
<ShexyBish> bored as fucjk
<ShexyBish> er
<ShexyBish> ruck
<ShexyBish> danm
<avarrin> haha
<ShexyBish> fuck
<hippyjoe> see
<hippyjoe> women and computers...
<ShexyBish> i havent even started drinking yet |
#28540 (223/393) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ash> Hatter is a fountain of wit. I'm a master of emoticons. scar_ is Norwegian, blazemore has a cool laptop. Each of us was born with a superpower, and together we are unstoppable. |
#28493 (13/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@modernman> Juicy.Pussies.Uncensored.JAV-XRS
<@modernman> id fuckin hope its uncensored |
#28482 (13/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< toby_> whats wrong with itanium?
<@dive> toby: its the windows registry of processors |
#28426 (159/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Data> I majored in sex.
<holysox> your a drop out then?
<Data> :fu: |
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