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#28925 (318/482) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fred> my kitten left little presents for me all around the kitchen this morning.
<Chris[ni]> cool, what did u get
<Chris[ni]> a bike? |
#28924 (-6/386) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<publius> i love smoked meat |
#28923 (121/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Sabrejack): if you dropped the soap in front of evets, he'd fuck you in the ass, implant a tracking device, a keylogger, a virus, and a self-hiding trojan to make you drop the soap on command. |
#28919 (180/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NikJam> gonna take a shower
<NikJam> cause i smell, i feel dirty, and worse of all
<NikJam> I have school tommorow
<NikJam> and I can't look bad in front of the girl at the counter
<Lime> you like her, dont you
<NikJam> well
<NikJam> there's noone else to like, i go to community college
<NikJam> i take what i can get |
#28918 (39/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nimduin> Holy fucking shit.
<Nimduin> http://www.mclaren4sale.com/main.html
<Match> Bet you could get that girl you're always talking about in that car.
<sede> Yeah, the bitch couldn't dodge me in that sweet ride, I'd wear her like a hood ornament |
#28917 (59/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^Ocean^> fucking bloody hell
<^Ocean^> I lost 33gig of HDSpace
<LlNK> lol
<LlNK> check under your keyboard |
#28916 (263/413) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zdog> Cuz you're stupid.
<boo> ah, the crux of Internet Debate. |
#28914 (145/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mef> USB > USA |
#28912 (334/470) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Maidros says "They had me evaluate network monitoring software last year."
Maidros says "The stuff that will tell you where people are surfing and such."
Maidros says "I ran it for a week, found that *I* was the worst offender, and told the boss it was too expensive."Comment: some random mush chatter
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#28902 (156/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rzr_grl_> look, i'm replicating
<@synec> in public?
<@synec> have you no shame? |
#28892 (212/370) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@demalavor> I finally got to try krispy kreme
<@demalavor> <3
<@demalavor> the lady there scared me though
<@demalavor> I walked in and she jumped out from the corner and was like "FREE SAMPLE YAAAAA!!" |
#28899 (2/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blue09> i think i have proof that there is a god
<blue09> how else can you explain manowar?
<blue09> it's like a dnd playing motorcycle gang formed a metal band |
#28895 (-4/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Lotus has joined #d00dz
* Chuq has joined #d00dz
* seahorse.on.ca.xnet.org sets mode: +ho Lotus Chuq
<RD> HAHAHAHA
<RD> Chuq and Lotus are getting a prostitute? |
#28890 (215/399) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PRoWoRK> i like my vagina!
<[Piratez]> o.o
<PRoWoRK> ...sorry...
<[Piratez]> pro, this is the part where u type 'wrong chan' |
#28884 (158/332) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@kingmob> oh, yes, the poor downtrodden welsh.
<@kingmob> you'd think they'd be grateful for the occupiers' gift of vowels. |
#28887 (205/403) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fred> i say, you shoot three people, because they won't make you apple pie, and all of a sudden you are a "murderer". what is the world coming to?
<fred> and then when the police have the audacity to come to "talk" they don't bring any pie with them. rude.
<fred> i hope you all realise my one phone call was wasted on this dial up connection. |
#28886 (0/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@MafiaManMoro) im in ben at 2
(@puggo) lmfao
(@puggo) ur in ben are u
(@MafiaManMoro) *bed
(@MafiaManMoro) :oComment: #h|s / quakenet
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#28883 (5/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<davidc> there once was vaginal secretion
<davidc> that filled up a cup to repletion
<davidc> a vessel thus sighted
<davidc> made thumbtack excited
<davidc> so he beat himself off to completion |
#28878 (186/398) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blue09> yes!
<blue09> sim city 3k has world trade center A
<blue09> world trade center B
<blue09> and a bulldozer!
<blue09> i know what to do!
*** blue09 is now known as binladen09 |
#28877 (6/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wild-> oh its the hives that sing it
<wild-> i get confused by all these 'the' bands |
#28873 (56/224) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nameless[Breadanics]> stay away from my girlfriend ds!!!
<DS-uni> Nameless[Breadanics]: the zoo is far from here, dont worry >:)Comment: #tavern / worldirc
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#28869 (23/223) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ThenaROX> can anyone think of a kool quit message that isnt already taken?
<-- ThenaROX has quit (Killed (*.worldirc.org (i got killed by Errtu)))Comment: #tavern / worldirc
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#28866 (282/464) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blue09> Eldritch, did you buy the game, or, *cough*
* Eldritch coughs
<blue09> how large? *cough*
<blue09> i mean.. how many.. micro.. bullions.. in your.. (i)soup..
<Eldritch> 166mb *cough*
<blue09> *cough* can i try some of your *cough* (i)soup? *cough*
<blue09> i need it for my *cough* cold *cough*
<Eldritch> sure
<Eldritch> wait for me to set up my soup server *cough*
<blue09> *cough*
<Eldritch> or would you rather dcc?
<Eldritch> er.. I mean instant soup |
#28864 (218/408) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* lemming almost ejaculates
* lemming rolls on the floor moaning
<[Bond]> 0.o
<Yumi_Saotome> thats too much info right there
<[Bond]> not for me, send pics |
#28862 (7/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<davidc> langdon you should have your .net app access a php web service that instantiates the class and returns the game in xml format!! |
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